A/N: ahhhhh! Gomen again! For the delay! Beware for cussing here. I don't think Kenshin hates Saito as much as I say he does in this fic but an insulting Kenshin is very amusing… ^^

Wolf vs Dragon

"Ass hole? Well hasn't your vocabulary grown…"

"Fujita-san?" said a voice behind him

"The one with the brown gi." Saitou pointed with a cigarette

"Damn it Saitou, can you ruin somebody else's lungs and not light that here." asked Kenshin

Saitou simply looked down at the small samurai and neared his lighter, blowing a small puff Kenshin's way. "why the hell haven't you died yet?" Kenshin asked him.

Both stood in place as the police behind Saitou came forward and dragged the man in the brown gi off.

"Fujita-san?" asked a police officer

"I'll be there in a minute."

"Fujita Goro… what a stupid name, if you were going to invent yourself a name at least it could have been a better one, not that I like Hajime Saito the least bit."

"What an extremely important piece of information Battousai." stated Saito as the police backed away

"What the hell are you doing in my home?" asked Kenshin

"Point one Battousai, is my life going to be any better if I tell you? Point two, do you really want to know? Point three why the hell should I tell you?"

"No, yes and because I'm asking you de gozaru."

"Burn in hell Battousai."

"Is there any chance that the deserts might flood, the see might dry out, hell might freeze over, and you could stop calling me Battousai at the end of almost every sentence?"

"No… Battousai."

Kenshin's eye twitched "listen you piece of shit, like it or not I am the best swordsman of all Japan. I could kick your sorry little ass, don't mess with me because I don't have to put up with it." Kenshin moved his left hand over to his sword and clicked it open

"Amusing, where on earth did that stupid humility go?"

"You repel it."

"Battousai if you want to fight with me, do it right, I sure hope your little brain has a little more capacity for sword fighting than it does for speaking."

"Call me Battousai again and I will remove that ugly head of yours and use it to turn small animals into stone."

"Come and get me…… Battousai" Saito teased unsheathing his sword

"I hope you cope fine with humiliation you little bitch."

"Did you bite your tongue?"

"No actually. How can you be the one with a wife?"

"Simple, I prefer women over men and I'm not a coward."

"Try calling me gay again and I will remove your head…"

"I think you told me that already."

"I don't mean the one on your shoulders." Kenshin said unsheathing as well

"Shit!!!!!!"

"Kami-sama!!!!"

came two voices from inside the dojo.

"What the hell is he doing here?!" asked Sano

"Well if it isn't the ahou and the fox."

"Oi! Who are you calling a moron"

"You" "You." Said Kenshin and Saito at once

"Saito-san, what on earth are you doing here? Don't tell me your back for another fight with Ken-san?"

"As much as I would like to put Miss Maid here in her proper place, I'm here on business." He answered

"Fuck you." Answered Kenshin

"No thanks, you have the ahou for that now don't you."

The three men glared and an amazing tension filled the air. Kenshin gripped his sword.

"Stop it! All of you! Feh! You look like a bunch of brats!" said Megumi

"Kenshin?"

"Kaoru-dono!"

Kaoru stood at the dojo gate, a bandage around her head and very confused looking at the scene before her. Her face twitched with worry seeing both Saitou and Kenshin had their swords out.

"What's going on?" she asked

Kenshin sweat dropped at both her question and her appearance. She had nothing but a light yukata on. He had seen her with a yukata, but not with this one, it was practically transparent! Sano was starring! Saito was starring!!!

"What the fuck are you looking at?!" he screamed

Kaoru's mouth hung open.

"Tanuki's all grown up and become a woman…" he observed

Eyes went wide everywhere.

"Take your filthy mother fucking eyes off MY Kaoru and get the hell out of my property! If you so much as cast a glance at her again or say anything of that nature, I will personally yank out your eyes and cut off your tongue!!" yelled Kenshin

"Please Battousai, you are the only one who is enjoying this scene, take a cold bath, it might help."

Eyes widened everywhere.

"Damn you, you're no fun when you just play with words, come to me again and I will kill you the proper way. I would do it now but you wouldn't be a challenge if one of your swords is busy with something else…" said Saitou turning back and heading for the police station

All watched in silence as his back disappeared in the distance, after that, nobody moved. Sano and Megumi looked from a very pissed of Kenshin, his eyes shut and fists clenched trying to regain control, to a very red Kaoru with her hands protectively over her chest. To one then another. Megumi poked Sano and pointed to the dojo. He nodded and they both flew from the scene.

It took Kaoru a couple of breathes to be able to speak again. "ano……… Kenshin?"

He jumped a little at the sound of her voice. He had forgotten she was still there. "Hai…?" He said turning to face her. His eyes went wide and his face as red as his hair replaying the event's that had just happened. MY KAORU?!?!?! MY KAORU?!?!?! DAMMIT!!!! I'M SO STUPID!!!!!! BAKA!!! BAKA!! BAKA! BAKA! BAKA!!!

"BAKA!!!!" he shouted

Kaoru looked taken aback.

"Orooo! No no no no nononono!!! Not you de gozaru yo!!! Me! Sessha!!!" Kenshin said quickly

"Ke… Kenshin… why… did you…?"

"Can sessha kiss you?"

Kaoru's limbs went numb and her whole body throbbed to the beating of her heart. Kenshin's eyes widened as he realized what he had just said.

"I'm so sorry. Sessha was only trying to defend Kaoru-dono… as for that question… gomen nasai" he turned and ran off down the street.

Her breath got caught in her throat as she tried to yell for him, her mouth wouldn't work. Desperately she reached out to him only to brush the sleeve of his gi. 'Kenshin……'

"matte.........."

A/N: WHAAAAAAAT?!?!?! NANIIIIIII?!?!?!?!?!? QUEEEEEEEE?!?!? IT'S OVER ALREADY?! @_@ Orororororo!!!!!! I know that was too short but I had to cut it off there to start the next chapter just about Kaoru and Kenshin!!!!!! I just watched the Departure scene… T-T and almost cried for like the forth time! Dammit! and after all I have that song ¬¬ called Departure and well it was playing and well!! Oh bother! That's why the finale was so… departur-y-like… ^^' hehehe Ahhhh! Don't kill me!!!!! Promise the next chap will be better than this one, sorry if I was a little… kinda… ok very OOC here with Saito but damn he's hard to do!! *sweat drops* how do you spell Saito? Like that, or Saitou or Saitoh? Oro!!! anyway, don't forget to leave a review!