Ah, so you've found our secret lab, eh? Just because it's clearly labeled doesn't mean it isn't private, you think you can just come waltzing in here and find out the most sanctified inner workings of the zaniest clan on the entirety of the internet?? Alright, fine, you can, just don't knock anything over.

This is the part of our site with the most actual content, but almost none of it actually pertains to StarCraft in any way whatsoever, however some of it does, and most of it is at least marginally funny, so browse through, and, uh.... Be warned that you're taking your life into your own hands!! This place is filled with science, and that's almost magic, and everyone knows that magic kills people, so watch out!