Miss Fuzzell: Hello, hello from sunny Idaho! I'm Miss Fuzzell!

Mr. Baggio: And I'm your favorite paper product, Mr. Baggio!

Fuzzell: My, it is certainly a breathtaking morning in the coconut
              state!

Baggio: You couldn't ask for better weather! And, if you did, you
              should be shot! Repeatedly!

Fuzzell: I can't speak for you, Baggio, but I certainly have enjoyed 
              my stay in America's Hidden Treasure!

Baggio: Oh, I agree, you pampered pooch! I have enjoyed the
              wonderful beaches of Boise and the thrilling redlight
              district of ol' Missoula!

Fuzzell: And the natives! The people of Idaho have been fabulous!

Baggio: They have certainly minded their own damn business!
               Who could ask for anything more!?

Fuzzell: I have to brag on our accommodations as well! The Upper
              By-Pass Motor Lodge has been like my home away from
              home!

Baggio: I appreciate any motel that doesn't have semen-stained
              headboards!

Fuzzell: Everything has been so top-notch! I'm almost
              dreading going home!

Baggio: Idaho really lives up to its state motto: "We're much 
              more than neo-nazi separatists!"

Fuzzell: Well, I think we have done our part to honor our host state!
               Let's move on to today's topic!

Baggio: Oh, yes! I'm drooling in anticipation! 

Fuzzell: Must you do that? It's so disgusting!

Baggio: Today we are going to talk about Baggio's woman and, oh,
              what a woman!

Fuzzell: Wait a second, Baggio! I thought we were going to talk   
               about the sad state of modern cinema!

Baggio: Oh, please! Nobody wants that! Cinema is for elitists! I
               want to talk about LOVE!

Fuzzell: But I prepared a scathing review of Kangaroo Jack! 

Baggio: So? Take it home and poop on it!

Fuzzell: I'm paper trained!

Baggio: And, as a sack, I appreciate that! Don't need no skid marks
              on me!

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