Fuzzell: Alright, Baggio! Let's get this over with! Talk about "your woman".

Baggio: Talk? No, no, no! I will not talk! I will merely show!

Fuzzell: Huh?

Baggio:

Fuzzell: What?

Baggio:

Fuzzell: Okay, what is this all about?

Baggio: I am demonstrating that a picture is worth a thousand
              words! In this case, each word is tinged in moistness!

Fuzzell: Who is that woman?

Baggio: Do you mean ?

Fuzzell: Suddenly, I have the urge to plummet you!

Baggio: You shameless flirt! My heart belongs to Paige Davis!

Fuzzell: The host of Trading Spaces?

Baggio: No, you mean the goddess of Trading Spaces!

Fuzzell: Oh, I see. You have fallen in love with another woman on TV!

Baggio: So what if I did? Paige isn't like the other girls! She's better
               than Ginger! Better than Mary Ann! And she certainly
               leaves Irene Ryan in the dust!

Fuzzell: No, I think the gravediggers did that.

Baggio: Getting pretty catty for a dog!

Fuzzell: So have you started the stalking yet?

Baggio: It is too early in our relationship for that! No, I'm
              concentrating on the mash notes and the heavy
              breathing over the phone.

Fuzzell: You are certainly a romantic, Baggio!

Baggio: And I have the headboard to prove it!

Miss Fuzzell is often mistaken for Joan Rivers.

Mr.Baggio dreams of becoming Paige Davis's Love Bag.

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