Hello from Jimma, Ethiopia:

Hope everyone is doing good in the States. Things are still great in Africa. I’m actually in a large town called Jimma in Ethiopia. Everyone is really cool out here. It’s a lot like Kenya only different because the people aren’t as out-going. Everyone is always chill’in in the shade. My new host family says its because of “The Famine”. “The Famine” must be like a hardcore group of ninjas that sell really good weed cause I never see them and everyone here is always mellow and looking for food. Ethiopia is really hot too. I like the heat…it reminds me of Vegas. I love Vegas. Vegas is not like Africa. Africa doesn’t have steak and eggs for under a dollar. Hey…I got a job out here. I’m the new Ethiopian sales rep for Mr. Good Pizza (located in Oakland, California). Jim, my boss, thought it would be a great idea to open a mail order pizza business in Jimma, Ethiopia. I think it has a lot of potential because of “The Famine”. Here is a picture of me with my new buddy Randel. We hang out after work, eat pizza and get wasted.

See you soon

Dave “Mr B” Bonillas