Office of Senior Class Representative Kevin Tracy
Class Representative Kevin Tracy

For Immediate Release
Date: 02-04-23

CLASS REPRESENTATIVE TRACY:  How we doin'? I called you all over here to give you some more info on the barbecue.  We are keeping it open to teachers, faculty, administration and members of the Junior and Senior Classes with certain special invitations from Josh Michaels, Ed Bruce, Matt Zona, John Christopawhatever, really, any senior who has had Mr. Owen three or more times this year or regularly goes to his room for SRT.

I've spoke to our principal and we have decided to not have the Barbecue in the back of several pick-ups. Instead, we will have it in the grassy area near the north/south sidewalk near the parking lot.  It's safer this way because Zona's Charger will not be subject to as much shaving cream, soda, or what have you.  Not only that, but Ed just put new speakers in his truck and we would hate to see his truck blown up because Josh screwed up the gas tank somehow.

We still would like for someone else to bring a grill, charcoal or gas, we really don't care. I don't think one will be enough, and the more people that say they are thinking about coming, the greater the number of us is that thinks we will need more than one grill this year.

Also, to avoid getting stopped, some more rules will apply, these include ALL the rules in the student hand book for extra circular activities and sporting events other than any sort of dress code so long it is in line with local laws.

We also want to make sure that NOTHING illegal is brought or done, so if we catch you, your gone.  Yes, we have a wide variety of teachers here too so it won't just be fellow students kicking your face in.

Really that's it, we aren't too harsh with these rules, we just want to have all the seniors and juniors together one last time before we graduate.  Thanks for your support and whatever you bring ahead of time.

Q: What about questions?

CLASS REPRESENTATIVE TRACY:  W.T.F. Do you honestly have questions? I thought I went into detail with everything.

Q: Oh, your right, never mind.