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![]() [page 1] [page 2] [page 3] [page 4] ![]() Seth: Puberty happened. She's a Laker. ![]() ![]() Danny: Then why don't you go take a shower? Sandy: Pardon? Danny: Just kidding, I like you dirty. ![]() Luke: Rooney! Seth: Yeah. And it should stay that way. ![]() Seth: On the inside yes. ![]() ![]() Seth: Dad, don't call me a lady. ![]() Seth: What? Handsome and charming? Ryan: No. Geeky and sarcastic ![]() Ryan: Seth this place is huge. It has a kitchen and a bathroom. Seth: Sh. Ryan, do not use up all the oxygen. Ryan: You want a sandwich, a shower, we got all that here. Seth: Ha ha ha. We're gonna die and I'm the good one. Ryan: I sleep here every night. Three of the walls are made of windows. Seth: Yes, which are now covered with naked dudes. We're trapped like rats. Ryan: Yeah. Rats in an enormous pool house, by the way. Your aunt's really cool. Seth: Yeh I know, she's be a bit unpredictable sometimes. My shirt's strangling me. Ryan: Great, my girlfriend's kissing some guy. I'm stuck here with a lunatic. ![]() Kirsten: I do not snore! Sandy: Again, you do. Like a freight train roaring through the house ![]() ![]() ![]() Sandy: Why? I want to kick her ass. ![]() ![]() ![]() Seth: There was someone else in the room? Like filming us? Summer: Me, jackass. ![]() Seth: You? Summer: Yeah. It's like our common interest. ![]() ![]() Jimmy: Right. [pause] Are we? I can't keep track. ![]() Kirsten: Well, you look adorable! Seth: No. Kirsten: Cute? Seth: No. Kirsten: Dope? Seth: No. Kirsten: Rad? Seth: Please, please, this is so painful for me! Kirsten: Hey Sandy, dosen't Seth look rad? Sandy: Oh, you do look rad! Mad props son! ![]() ![]() ![]() Seth: What? Who talks like that? Summer: Who gets passed by a van full of nuns? Oh, wait.. Cohen does. Seth: Well, they have God on their side, Summer. I'm not gonna beat Jesus. ![]() ![]() Ryan: You're talking to a boat, Seth. Seth: Yeah, I talk to a plastic horse, too, but that never worries anyone. ![]() Ryan: No no, but that's normal. ![]() ![]() ![]() Sandy: Could you be please be a little more vague? Kirsten: He knows people. Sandy: You did it. That was more vague. ![]() Seth: I hope so. Otherwise it'd be a lame rock concert. ![]() ![]() Ryan: What happens in Mexico? Seth: I don't know because it stays there! That's why we must go. ![]() ![]() Ryan: No, it doesn't work like that. It's been three months and I'm still the kid from Chino who burned a house down. Marissa: And I'm still the girl who tried to kill herself in Mexico. Seth: Yeah ... and I'm still - I'm still - well, I'm still Seth Cohen. ![]() ![]() ![]() Luke: You blocked me? I thought you were just offline. ![]() Marissa: So was I. Summer: Which we never were before Cohen showed up and introduced us to irony. Jackass. ![]() Seth: Oh Summer. I think you are the stud finder. Summer: Do you see this hammer in my hand? Seth : Yeah, let me find that stud ... finder. What's it look like? Summer: And a level. Seth: What is a level? Summer: Don't you know what a level is? Seth: Yeah, it's something you advance to in a video game. Summer: That's funny ... yeah. The tool doesn't know about tools. ![]() Summer: I...I just can't help it. And I certainly can't explain it - You didn't tell anyone? Seth: Of course not. Summer: 'Cause I'll kill you. Seth: No, I believe you. ![]() ![]() ![]() Anna: So did Picasso. Summer: Really, what hospital does he work for? Anna: [glances at Seth] Seth: [stares at Summer] Summer: Kidding! I'm not that dumb, just shallow. ![]() Seth: So I'm like asthma? |