[page 1] [page 2] [page 3] [page 4]   Kirsten: She looks good. Her spirits are high. Caleb: She's high? Kirsten: No. She's doing good. She's very up. Caleb: She's on uppers?   Summer: [to Marissa about Marissa and Ryan trying to be friends] What are you guys gonna do together? Lift weights? Wear a wife beater?   Sandy: Sandy Cohen. Pleasure swinging with you.   Sandy: You did musicals? I did a musical when I was in college. Kirsten: Oh, please, someone stop him before he breaks into "Greased Lightning." Seth: Do it, Dad! Travolta's your bitch!   Seth: Actually, I have Summer now. But I'll put a little Seth/Ryan time on the books. That's quality time. Ryan: Thanks, buddy. You know, I could always hang out with Luke. I wonder what he's doing right now. Seth: I don't know. Discovering fire... Hunting and gathering... maybe shaving his chest with a buck knife. Hey you could do that together. Ryan: I did do that.   Kirsten: Okay, Julie, I think a little bit you've lost your mind. Julie: Kirsten, if you stop in the middle of open heart surgery, it's murder.   Marissa: Besides, I'm not the only one crying. Seth: What? I'm not crying. It's allergies. Besides, there's a lot of pollen in here right now. It's ridiculous.   Oliver: She's gonna get a restraining order against you. Ryan: Really? What's that like?   Summer: I'm not gonna be your sloppy seconds, assface.   Sandy: You know there are a lot of things that are important to me that you don't do Kirsten: Like what? Sandy: Like golfing. Lot's of couples golf together. Kirsten: Shortly before dying of old age. Sandy: Surfing. How many times have i tried to get you in the ocean? Kirsten: With the fish? Ugh!   Seth: Carson Daly and a ball dropping. There is two images that should never be said in the same sentence.   Seth: The Nana has never exactly cared for The Kirsten.   Luke: New year's resolution: punch people less. Ryan: Yeah. Mine, too.   Summer: I'm busy. Studying. Naked. Seth: And that's supposed to keep me away? Summer: Cohen? You're at my house! Seth: And you're dressed. I wonder who's more disappointed.   Seth: It's my precious, you can't have it!   [GPS voice in the car tells Sandy to make a left] Sandy: GPS Lady says turn left, I'm going right!   Seth: So what's the GPRA? Ryan: I have no idea what you just said. Seth: Game plan, Ryan Atwood. Ryan: So you're talking in initials now? Seth: Yeah. They save time. Ryan: Not if you have friends that don't. Seth: GP. Ryan: Game Plan? Seth: Good Point.   Ryan: I don't play golf. Seth: Not true, buddy! You don't play golf very well.   Jimmy: My oasis is being violated. My happy place is very unhappy right now.   Paris Hilton: Relax, all you LA chicks are so lame. Summer: Hey, we're not from LA, we're from Orange County. Paris Hilton: Orange County, eww. Summer: She said "eww!"   Sandy: So Anna, what's the deal? Your parents don't believe in celebrating the genocide of the American Indians?   Sandy: It's great that you hung in there after all the foreplay. Seth: Fore what now?   Ryan: I didn’t tell her anything. I think the black turtle neck in August tipped her off. Seth: Okay, I was going for stealth, and also it's slimming.   Sandy: What are we fighting about? Kirsten: I don't know, but it's serious!   Sandy: Honey, it's the gruesome twosome, what do you expect? It's the shock and awe approach to courtship.   Summer: He's an Elf, he saved Middle Earth, that's a huge part of European History.   Seth: I can't believe I caused a girl to leave the state... the county, maybe, sure.   Sandy: You guys need anything? Seth: Yes. Ryan needs a tear in the space time continuum.   Seth Cohen: I'm not self absorbed, right Ryan. Me, Me, Me.   Juile: Hey, you guys wanna join us? We're celebrating my new position. Sandy: Ohhh, I'm not gonna touch that one.   Julie: Just one one? Please? Please, just one little stripper who’d never hurt anyone. Who’s just trying to make his way into the world…Naked?   Seth: So when you lost your virginity, I was playing Magic the Gathering. Ryan: You still play Magic. Seth: Yeah, but not as much.   Seth: Brad, dude I didn't recognize you out of the speedo. Not that I recognize you in a speedo.   Seth: Okay, that's a lot of genitalia in my pool.   Seth: You don't think that's a little crazy? Luke: Dude, have you met Oliver?   The Nana: Oh god. What am I doing here? I hate this state, I hate the sunshine, I hate the ocean, I hate Schwarzenegger!   Seth: I'm not scared of Summer and Anna. Well, I'm not scared of Anna.   Summer: [to herself] Way to go, Wonder Whore.   Seth: You know how excited I get turning people on to comics.   Seth: When this Caleb-Julie thing is over Julie Cooper is gonna be your mother... But the real kicker is...Julie Cooper? My grandma. My grandma wears uggs. Think about it.   Summer:How can you live like this? Your t-shirts are touching your sweaters!   Ryan: [to seth] Sarcasm is, like, breathing for you   Seth: I just love pudding. It's so fun to say. Pudding. Puuudding. Puudding. Puuuudding.   Summer: I can't believe your boat's name is Summer. What a coincidence.   Summer: Ewww! This bathroom is so...ewwww!   Seth: I don't really like to play games Anna, unless we're talking about a little, a little Saturday Night Jenga, a little Magic the Gathering. I looove Magic the Gathering.   Seth: Celery's gay. Got it.   Seth: The Star Wars convention? I'm sorry. Her top was off, you couldn't have at least have said X-Men for me?