Nicknames: Juggz, Juggy, Juggalho, Lissa, Chunk, Chunkerz, Chunkaroo, Mace, rodeo whore, hey you, etc.
Date of birth: Feb.12,1981
Age: 19, although I tell people I'm 99
Sex: lots!!! (Female as far as I know)
Location: Sri Lanka?
Favorite shows: Tom Green, (he is God) and The Simpsons
Favorite music: I.C.P, Slipknot, Kittie, KoRn, Limp Bizkit, Coal Chamber, Staind, Twiztid, Godsmack, L.U.Cipha, Half Breed, Bedlam, and anything else I wanna listen to!!
AOL IM: xXJuggalhoXx
ICQ #: yeah right!
Hobbies: Sculpting Statues out of Bologna, pimpin out my juggalos, eating mustard, sanding my peg-leg, waxing my prosthetic butt-cheek, throwing old fish in the open windows of old folks homes on hot days, pushing people in wheel chairs into the middle of wet cement (it sounds mean, but its actually funny! try it!), tickling police men, stealing free stuff, polka dancing.
Quotes: I can often be heard saying any of the following;"Back in Nam...", "you bloody tampon popsicle!", "Rodeo Whore", "fanny crabs", "I should stuff your mouth with crab infested pubic hairs and sew your lips closed!" (eeew), "hot lesbian luvin", "austa pasta", "greasy gay butt sex!", "if I stuffed your ass with pop rocks and coke, do you think you'd explode?"
Things people can often be heard saying to me: "you're making a scene!", "use a fork", "please don't push my wheel chair into the middle of that wet cement and leave me there!", "stop tickling me!", "could you get OUT of the fountain, miss?", "the library is NO place for your trombone!", "you're going to have to pay for that"
Life Long Goal: To actually get someone to order a subscription to
my animal sex mag 'Going Down On The Farm'(Which I create in the basement of her seccond
home in little china)
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