Q: Who is Rav?
Q: Whats Ravs real name?
Q: Where does Rav live?
Q: How old is Rav?
With her tweasers of truth, Super Rav plucks the crotch worms from the earths pubic hair, making this world a better place for us all!
A: Rav is a little magic lawn gnome who lives in my front yard and comes alive at night to steal all my swiss cheese. Shes also my bestest friend.
A: None of your business. But I can tell you some of her nicknames,: Ravennous, Rav, Sweet Pea, Pea, Peaps, Peaper, Peaparoni, Peap-a-nee-nee, Peap-goes-the-weasle, Marshmallow Peap, DR.Peaper, Salt-N-Peaper, Hot Peaper, Pea-Pod, Peaness, The Peapanator, Stall, Mouth, Short Round, Tall Round, Medium Round, Peaness Erectus, Peaps-A-Lot, Butt-face, Butt-head, Peap-in-the-box, Dick-Nose, and many many more.
A: DUH! She lives in the front yard of my seccond home in Little China.
A: Rav is 99 years old.(she'll be 100 on May 11th!!)
Ravs poetry!
[Melissa]
[Obsessor]
[Corrupted]
[Cardio Morti]
[Underground]
[Male]
[Heirarchy]
[Hell]
Ravs art!
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