Who the fuck are ICP?!?! ICP is a horrorcore rap duo from Southwest Detroit, formed by Violent J and Shaggy2Dope (produced by Mike E. Clark). They get a lot of criticism for all the swearing and killing on their albums,but ICP CDs continue to sell millions of copies. Despite the critics constantly dissing ICP, the wicked clowns' success keeps growing. They've started their own record label, produced CD's, made movies, starred in WCW and the WWF, started their OWN wrestling federation (JCW), they have their own comic book series and action figures, and they sell more merchandise than I could even tell you. that just goes to show you that juggalos and juggalhos don't need some bitch from a magazine telling us what we like.
Sharon Osbourne told ICP that their career was over. But every juggalo knows that the 6th jokers card will go to sell more copies than the decaying old heroin addict, Ozzy, could ever imagine. Nicknames : Violent J, Violent Jay, J, Jay, Dead Body Man, Jitty Pants,
Mr. Rotten Treats, Big Baby Sweets, etc. Shaggy2Dope Nicknames : Shaggy 2 Dope, 2 Dope, Dopey, Shaggy Dope, Shaggy,
Shaggs, Shag, Gweedo, Gweedy, Stanky Twickle Puss, Stretchnuts,
Sweet Candy Nuts, etc.
Violent J
Birth Name : Joseph Bruce
Age : 26
Hair : Dirty Blonde/Red (dyed bright red)
Eyes : Green
What he Look For In A Girl : "Very, very droopy titties. The droopier
the better. So droopy that she can tie them in a knot and jump rope
with them. So droopy, she can stick some hooks on her nipples and
fish with them bitches. So droopy, she can lay in bed with me and
still cook me dinner in the kitchen with her titties. So long and
droopy she can slap you from across the room with those suckers."
Quote:"What we do is music beyond music.It’s music with
theatrics, with a story, with a bottom line. It all ties together,
and it’s fun. Every rapper talks about keeping it real; well, we’re
going to keep it entertaining. We gotta live, breathe and die in a
real world; why does the music have to reflect that, too?"
Birth Name : Joseph Utsler
Age : 24
Hair : Dark Brown (shaved/bald)
Eyes : Blue
What he Looks For In A Girl : "A hunchback. Like that one old movie
"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame", only it'd be a chick. I could sit on
her hunch and maybe ride her through the mall. I could hook some
kickers up to her butt and bounce that bitch. If her hump is big
enough, maybe I could hide things in it, like Faygo. That'd be the
bomb diggity. If you got a hunch back and you're a chick, look me up."
Quote : "I enjoy laying naked on top of my neighbor's roof really
early in the morning. I like to pretend like I'm swimming underwater
in slow motion and shit. I lay up there as long as I can or until the
police come. My dream is to one day have everybody stand on one side
of the world and flip it upside down."
TO THE JOKERS CARDS
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