For all those who don't have a clue what I'm on about and all those who have a birthday this year.
Aye - yes
Biatch - bitch
Blox - bollocks
BTW - By The Way
CH - Cooley High
Cotton-pickin' - Eg. Just a cotton-pickin' - Wait a minute
El Poppet - Mackie
Fiffle - Mateo
fiffle - not Mateo
FLC - Fun Lovin' Criminals
Ha'peth - person eg. You daft ha'peth - You silly person (but not quite as sad!)
Ha'way / ho'way - Come on (former usually Mackem, latter, Mag)
Hoy (chuck, lob) - throw, usually randomly. Eg. Mam, do you want peppers in the stir-fry? Aye, why not, hoy 'em in.
LMAO - Laughing My Ass Off (LMTO you can guess)
LOL - Laughing Out Loud
Mackem - Sunderland AFC supporter or sometimes used more generically to mean someone from Sunderland.
Mag - Newcastle United FC supporter or sometimes used more generically to mean someone from Newcastle. Characterised by mullet, brightly coloured clothing (probably not matching) and gold jewellery. (I'm messin'. Kind of.)
Mam (Mum, Mom, Marmee) – Mother
Mary Poppins - Alan Shearer
MTP - Mateo The Potato
Minging - awful, terrible, ugly
Nah - No, never
Nowt – Nothing
Owt - Anything
Poppet(s) - Sweet or cute person. Can be used as an alternative to babe in some situations. Also minging tasting chocolate snacks.
ROFL - Rolling On Floor Laughing
Spud (tatty)- potato
TBS - The Black Shirt , item of clothing popular with a certain individual in the late 20th and early 21st centuries, which gained a cult following due to the hype generated by certain persons who shall remain nameless.
TRBS - The Royal Blue Shirt, lesser known relation of TBS.
TOFLK - The Original FLK (I was young, impressionable...)
