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March Mammals!!

With all of the favorites advancing and taking the brackets as predicted, we are now down to both the nitty and the gritty. With but four animals remaining who will pull it all out? The Orca? The Tiger? The Polar Bear? The Rhino? All four have come so far... who will take it all???

Sea vs. Sky Champion vs. Cats vs. Dogs Champion

Orca

Length: Body up to 32' long
Weight: 18,000 lbs.
Dorsal Fin: 6'
Fun Fact: An orca can swim thirty miles per hour. They are the second largest toothed whale (sperm whale), and belong to the same family as the dolphin.
Road to Elite Eight: Sperm Whale, Squid, Shark, Eagle.

Orca-The Deadly Orca makes it through some stiff competition in the Sea vs. Sky bracket. Overcoming challenges like the massive Sperm Whale, the vicious crowd favorite the Shark, and the king of the birds, the Eagle, the Orca is Joe of the Julio site's favorite to take it all!

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Tiger

Length: 5-10' long
Weight: 150-700 lbs.
Bite Force: 1000psi+
Fun Fact: Tigers kill by biting the back of the neck and crushing their prey's spine.
Road to Elite Eight: Lion, Cheetah, Jaguar, Rottweiler.

Tiger-Flying in the face of Discovery channel's programming, the Tiger took down the Lion in round 1! Since then, he hasn't looked back, taking down the Cheetah, the Jaguar, and the king of the domestic dogs, the Rottweiler. Hoping to stalk his way into the finals, the Tiger is favored to win it all by bracket creator Ed Haberman.

THE MATCHUP--
In one of the final two matchups, we have Orca vs. Tiger. Tiger, being the smallest of the remaining animals, hopes to overcome the size advantage of the larger Orca. To this end, he will have to use his superior agility, perhaps flanking the Orca and striking the death blow! Will that be enough, or will the Orca prove too big and too strong to succumb?

Check out the other matchup! Polar Bear vs. Rhino!! Care to weigh in? Send in your vote and let your voice be heard!

 

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