Well, it occured to me that I needed someplace to put all the interesting things people say. These are some of the more interesting ones I have recieved. As always keep your contributions coming!
"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you"-Dan
"Duct Tape is like the Force-it has a Dark Side and a Light Side, and it holds the universe together!"-College Tip #7
"Intelligence is like underwear-everyone needs some, but you don't always need to be showing it off."- Lisa
"Those who stop to smell the roses often get stung by a bee." -Hope
"I can please only one person a day. Today isn't your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either." -Gail
"..folk impartially attribute magical powers to pagan Druid, Celtic saints, old crones and witches, and Presbyterian ministers." -J.A. MacCulloch
"Is the reason you get lost in thought is because it is such unfamiliar territory?"-Dan