Superman Returns “Sure to rate...on the short list of best superhero spectaculars” (Variety). The Man of Steel is back to save the world once again in this spectacular update of the legendary DC Comics superhero. Returning after a fiveyear absence, Superman faces his greatest threat from an old enemy: Lex Luthor. Can he stop the diabolical villain’s evil plan before it’s too late? Brandon Routh stars as the Man of Steel; Kate Bosworth is the lovely Lois Lane. Also with James Marsden, Frank Langella, Eva Marie Saint, Parker Posey, Kal Penn, Sam Huntington and Kevin Spacey as the nefarious Lex Luthor. (AC,AL,V) PG13-2:34. Sept. 2,4,8,10,16,18,29. Superman Returns movie trailer
Lady In The Water
He captivated audiences with The Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, Signs and The Village.Now, M. Night Shyamalan presents his most compelling vision yet: a cinematic fairy tale inspired by a bedtime story the filmmaker once told his daughters. Paul Giamatti (star of Sideways) stars as an apartment building superintendent who discovers a water nymph in
the complex’s pool. As Giamatti tries to help “Story” (played by Bryce Dallas Howard) get back to her otherworldly home, he must enlist the help of the building’s quirky residents–while fending off the ferocious creatures that have followed Story. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:50. HBO Sept. 5,16,19,22,27
My Super Ex-Girlfriend
Breaking up is hard to do—but it’s particularly painful when your girlfriend has super-powers she can use on you for revenge! From director Ivan Reitman (Ghostbusters) comes this hilarious tale about a hapless architect who breaks things off with his superhero girlfriend, only to have her jealous, neurotic side come out in full force. Uma Thurman
stars as pretty art-gallery owner Jenny, whose alter ego is the crime-fighting G-Girl; Luke Wilson is her unwitting boyfriend, who can’t imagine the wrath he’s unleashing when he kicks her to the curb. Anna Faris, Eddie Izzard (Ocean’s Thirteen), Rainn Wilson (TV’s
The Office) and Wanda Sykes co-star. Directed by Ivan Reitman; written by Don Payne. (AC,BN,V) PG13-1:36. CINEMAX Oct.2 @ 8:15 PM
Poseidon
A massive rogue wave turns a cruise ship upside-down in this thrilling remake of The Poseidon Adventure. With the vessel taking on water, survivors face a frightening series
of dangers while attempting to find a way out. Can they escape before the doomed liner sinks to her watery grave? Kurt Russell, Josh Lucas and Richard Dreyfuss star.
(MV) PG13-1:38. CINEMAX Oct.2 @ 2:00 AM
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ACCEPTED A college reject enlists fellow
slackers to create a fake college that
quickly becomes a hit in this outrageous
comedy. Justin Long. (AC,AL) PG13-1:33.
HBO Sept.6,16,19,20,25,29
ADDICTION Insights from experts on
trends and treatments in the ongoing battle
against drug and alcohol abuse. (AC,AL)
TV14/L,D-1:26. HBO Sept.1,14
THE ADVENTURE OF SHERLOCK HOLMES’
SMARTER BROTHER Gene Wilder stars in
this hilarious 1975 spoof as the master
sleuth’s jealous brother. Marty Feldman.
(AC,BN) PG-1:31. MAX Sept.18
THE ADVENTURES OF PLUTO NASH Eddie
Murphy stars in this loony comedy about a
former space smuggler whose nightclub is
threatened by mobsters. (AC,AL,V) PG13-
1:35. MAX Sept.3,25
ALIVE DAY MEMORIES: HOME FROM
IRAQ HBO Documentary Films The firstperson
stories of ten soldiers who survived
wounds while in Iraq. (AC,AL) TVMA-:57.
HBO Sept.9,13,16,19
AM I GOOD IN BED? REAL SEX 31 This
white-hot edition of HBO’s adult
documentary series includes a visit to an
erotic masquerade party. (AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-:45. HBO Sept.11
AMERICAN GIGOLO Business takes a
dangerous turn for sensual hustler Richard
Gere, whose specialty is pleasing wealthy
older women. Lauren Hutton co-stars. (AL,
N,V) R-1:57. MAX Sept.30
ANALYZE THIS Mob boss Robert De Niro
feels he’s losing his edge until he meets
family therapist Billy Crystal in this riotous
gangland comedy. Lisa Kudrow. (AC,AL,V)
R-1:43. MAX Sept.9,18,28
ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE Four criminal
drifters form a makeshift family...until
tragedy and strife intervene. James Woods,
Melanie Griffith, Vincent Kartheiser. (AC,GL,
N,V) R-1:41. HBO Sept.11 AQUAMARINE Two 13-year-old girls try to
help a mermaid in her search for true love
in this comedy. Emma Roberts stars. (MV)
PG-1:43. MAX Sept.9,24
ARLINGTON ROAD A professor fears his
next-door neighbor may be a terrorist in this
thriller. Jeff Bridges, Tim Robbins. (AC,AL,V)
R-1:58.MAX Sept.6,12,18,23
AS YOU LIKE IT HBO Original Movie Kenneth
Branagh’s exotic adaptation of Shakespeare’s
delightful comedy. Widescreen. (AC,AL,V)
PG-2:07. HBO Sept.2,6,11
ATL A street-smart Atlanta youth and his
friends face tough decisions as they come
of age. Tip Harris. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:47.
HBO Sept.3,9,12,18,21,27
BACHELOR PARTY Tom Hanks says
goodbye to singlehood on a night to
remember...complete with hookers, strippers,
booze and a drugged-out mule. (AC,AL,
MV,N) R-1:45.MAX Sept.5,16,25 BACK TO THE FUTURE Michael J. Fox is an
’80s teen who accidentally zooms back to
the nifty ’50s and almost un-creates
himself. With Christopher Lloyd as Doc Brown. (AC,AL,MV)
PG-1:56. MAX Sept.2,13
BACK TO THE FUTURE 2 Marty
McFly and Doc Brown go back to 1955 to
recover a sports almanac that negatively
affects the future. And you thought Pottersville in "It's A Wonderful Life" was grim! Michael J. Fox. (AC,AL)
PG-1:48. MAX Sept.2,17
BACK TO THE FUTURE 3 Time
traveler Marty McFly revs up the DeLorean
one last time to save Doc Brown in the Wild
West conclusion to the trilogy. But can a steam locomotive push the DeLorean fast enough to break the time barrior? (AC,AL) PG-
1:58. MAX Sept.2,26
BANDIDAS Sexy outlaws Penélope Cruz
and Salma Hayek go on a rampage in
the name of justice. (AC,BN,V) PG13-
1:32. MAX Sept.3,13
BATMAN BEGINS Christian Bale dons the
bat-suit of the Caped Crusader in director
Christopher Nolan’s dark re-imagining of
the Batman saga. Michael Caine. (V) PG13-
2:20. MAX Sept.1,7,18
BEDTIME STORIES Adult series. 09: The
Gift (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:30.MAX Sept.7
CS; 10: The Other Woman (AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-:28. MAX Sept.14 CS; 11:
Truth or Dare (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:27.
MAX Sept.21 CS; 12: The Regular (AC,
AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:27. MAX Sept.28
BEE SEASON A gifted speller from a
dysfunctional family is coached to compete
in bees by her Kabbalah-influenced father.
Richard Gere, Juliette Binoche. (AC,AL)
PG13-1:44. MAX Sept.5
BEHIND BEDROOM DOORS A sexy
extortionist puts the moves on her wealthy
neighbors and then threatens to tell their
wives. With Nicole Sheridan. (AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-1:28. MAX Sept.5,21
THE BEST SEX EVER Adult series. 12:
Warrior Princess (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-
:24. MAX Sept.11 CS; 13: Housesitting
(AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:25. MAX Sept.11
CS; 23: Love Lessons (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/
S,L-:27. MAX Sept.19 CS; 24: Dirty
Dancing (AC,N,SC) TVMA/S-:29. MAX Sept.
19 CS; 25: Naughty by Nature (AC,
AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:25. MAX Sept.27
THE BEST SEX EVER FEATURE 06:
NAUGHTY BY NATURE A compilation of
shows from this erotic series. (AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-1:17. MAX Sept.3,15
BIG DADDY Adam Sandler is a 32-year-old
slacker who adopts a kid to win back his
girlfriend in this comedy. Joey Lauren
Adams, Jon Stewart. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:33.
MAX Sept.7,12,17,23,27
BIKINI CHAIN GANG A woman framed for
a crime she didn’t commit rediscovers her
sexual desire while doing time. Beverly
Lynne, Nicole Sheridan. (AC,AL,N,SC,V)
TVMA/V,S,L-1:21. MAX Sept.9,20,28
BILLY MADISON Lazy 27-year-old Adam
Sandler is forced to go back to school with
six months to graduate or risk losing
the family business. With Darren McGavin (AL,MV) PG13-1:30.
HBO Sept.3,7,11,15,20,26
THE BLACK DAHLIA Hollywood’s most
notorious murder sends two detectives
down a trail of deception and obsession.
Josh Hartnett, Scarlett Johansson, Aaron
Eckhart, Hilary Swank star. (AC,AL,GV) R-
2:01. HBO Sept.22,27,30
BLOOD BROTHERS: THE JOEY DIPAOLO
STORY LifeStories: Families in Crisis The
story of a courageous, 11-year-old
Brooklyn boy who stood up to tell the
world he had AIDS. Parental guidance is
suggested. TVY7-:30. HBO Sept.17
BLOODBROTHERS Richard Gere is a
restless teenager who knows what he
wants out of life, but can’t escape the
stifling burden of family love and domination.
(AC,AL) R-1:56. MAX Sept.16
BLOODMOON A brave lawman sets out to
catch a killer who is slicing and stomping
the world’s top athletes to death. Frank
Gorshin, Gary Daniels, Chuck Jeffreys.
(AC,AL,GV) R-1:43. HBO Sept.5
BLUE CHIPS A college hoops coach
considers resorting to illegal recruiting
practices in order to land top players for his
school’s team. Nick Nolte. (AC,AL) PG13-
1:48. HBO Sept.3,11,27
BOB SAGET: THAT AIN’T RIGHT Former TV
dad Bob Saget (Full House) shows his truly
twisted side in this one-hour, adults-only
stand-up comedy special. (AC,AL) TVMA/L-
:55. HBO Sept.4,7,10,20
BOXING Middleweight champion Jermain
Taylor defends his title against Kelly Pavlik.
Plus, Andre Berto vs. David Estrada. (AL)
TVPG/L-2:27. HBO Sept.29
THE BREAK-UP Vince Vaughn and Jennifer
Aniston play an out-of-love couple whose
shared apartment becomes the battlefield
in their two-person war. (AC,AL) PG13-
1:46. MAX Sept.5,14,24
BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN Ang Lee’s heartwrenching
drama that chronicles the
forbidden love shared by two cowboys.
Heath Ledger, Jake Gyllenhaal star. (AC,AL)
R-2:14. HBO Sept.8
BUFFALO BILL Joel McCrea plays the
Indian fighter, scout and buffalo hunter
whose private life was as tempestuous as
his public one. Maureen O’Hara co-stars in
this 1944 drama. TVG-1:30. MAX Sept.20
BURY MY HEART AT WOUNDED KNEE
HBO Original Movie Epic tale of the cultural
extermination of the Sioux tribe in the 19th
century. Aidan Quinn, Adam Beach, Anna
Paquin. Widescreen. (AC,AL,GV) TV14/V,L,D-
2:13.HBO Sept.5,8,13,21,25
BUTCH AND SUNDANCE: THE EARLY DAYS
When Butch Cassidy met the Sundance
Kid—and the Old West met two of the most
unlikely outlaws. William Katt, Tom Berenger.
(AL,MV) PG-1:51. MAX Sept.20
BUTCH CASSIDY AND THE SUNDANCE
KID Paul Newman and Robert Redford are
the infamous, wisecracking outlaws on the
run in this classic megahit western.
(AC,AL,V) PG-1:50. MAX Sept.19 CE
BYE BYE, LOVE Three divorced buddies
experience the pains and pleasures of
single life. Matthew Modine. (AC,AL) PG13-
1:46. HBO Sept.14,20
CADILLAC MAN Robin Williams is a car
salesman forced to negotiate with a
machine-gun-wielding nutcase. (AC,AL) R-
1:37. HBO Sept.30
CATHOUSE SEASON TWO 12: “HOT TO
TROT” The girls of the Moonlite Bunny
Ranch share erotic memories; later, a new
wave of working girls arrives. (AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-:28. HBO Sept.8,27
CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN 2 The Baker
clan is back for more family fun in this
uproarious comedy sequel. Steve Martin,
Eugene Levy, Bonnie Hunt star. (MV) PG-
1:34.MAX Sept.1,7,12,18,24
CHILDREN OF BESLAN The devastating
aftermath of a heinous atrocity: the 2004
Russian school siege that left more than
350 children and adults dead. (AC,AL,V)
TV14/V,L,D-:57. HBO Sept.12
CHILDREN OF GOD: LOST & FOUND
Cinemax Reel Life Filmmaker and former
Children of God member Noah Thomson
goes in search of others who have escaped
the cult. 1:06. MAX Sept.5,23
CHINATOWN Roman Polanski’s 1974 film
noir classic with private eye Jack
Nicholson on the trail of corruption, murder
and sex in 1930s L.A. Faye Dunaway.
(AL,BN,V) R-2:10. MAX Sept.3
THE CHRIS ROCK SHOW Emmy®-winning
talk series. 02: Jenifer Lewis/D’Angelo
w/Raphael (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:27. HBO
Sept.29 CS; 55: Ice-T/Nikka Costa
(AC,AL) TVMA/L-:34. HBO Sept.18
THE CHUMSCRUBBER A California town’s
self-involved residents find themselves
entangled in each other’s peculiar lives.
Glenn Close, Ralph Fiennes, Lauren Holly.
(AC,AL,V) R-1:47.MAX Sept.7
CLUELESS Alicia Silverstone sparkles as a
popular high-school teen who turns a new
girl into a bombshell. (AC,AL) PG13-1:37.
HBO Sept.2,12,17,27
COMMANDMENTS After a setback, a man
decides to challenge God by breaking all
ten commandments in this irreverent
comedy. Aidan Quinn, Courteney Cox. (AC,
AL,V) R-1:28. MAX Sept.8
CONSPIRACY THEORY Mel Gibson is a
paranoid cabbie who leads skeptical
lawyer Julia Roberts on a wild adventure
after one of his theories proves true. (AL,V)
R-2:15. MAX Sept.9,19
THE CONSTANT GARDENER A British
diplomat begins digging for clues into the
mysterious death of the wife he barely knew.
Ralph Fiennes, Rachel Weisz. (AC,AL,N,V)
R-2:09. MAX Sept.16,26
THE CONTAMINATED MAN An industrial
chemist (William Hurt) tracks a man who
doesn’t realize he’s carrying a killer
contaminant. Also with Peter Weller. (AC,
AL,V) R-1:38. HBO Sept.16
A COOL, DRY PLACE A young lawyer on
his way up the corporate ladder faces a
difficult dilemma when his ex-wife
reappears. Vince Vaughn. (AC,AL) PG13-
1:39. HBO Sept.4,12,21
COSTAS NOW Bob Costas hosts this
acclaimed sports magazine show that
follows hot-button issues in sports. TVPG-
:57. HBO Sept.5,7,8,11,13,16,19
COUNTDOWN TO PACQUIAO-BARRERA
HBO Sports presents this preview for
Manny Pacquiao vs. Marco Antonio Barrera.
(AL) TVPG/L-:27. HBO Sept.29
COUNTDOWN TO TAYLOR-PAVLIK HBO
Sports presents this preview for Jermain
Taylor vs. Kelly Pavlik. (AL) TVPG/L-:27.
HBO Sept.22,23,24,25,26,28,29
COUSINS Cousins by marriage Ted Danson
and Isabella Rossellini begin an unlikely
affair in this romantic comedy. (AL,BN)
PG13-1:53. MAX Sept.11
THE COWBOY WAY Two cowboys trek to
NYC to find a friend. Woody Harrelson,
Kiefer Sutherland. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:47.
HBO Sept.1,6,14,18,24,30
CRIMEN FERPECTO (THE PERFECT CRIME)
Darkly comic tale about a departmentstore
Casanova who finds himself
beholden to a hideous co-worker. (AC,AL,
N,V) TVMA/V,S,L-1:43. MAX Sept.24
CRIMINAL A veteran con artist moves from
petty crimes to a major heist with the help
of a novice crook in this caper. John C. Reilly,
Diego Luna, Maggie Gyllenhaal. (AC,AL,MV)
R-1:27. MAX Sept.10,18
CRUEL INTENTIONS A modern updating of
Dangerous Liaisons with Sarah Michelle
Gellar, Ryan Phillippe, Reese Witherspoon
and Selma Blair. (AC,AL,BN,MV) R-
1:37. MAX Sept.5,18,30
CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM The Season Six
premiere of HBO’s hit comedy series with
Larry David. 51: Meet the Blacks (AC,AL)
TVMA-:30. HBO Sept.9,10,11,12,14,21
CS; 52: The Anonymous Donor (AC,AL)
TVMA/L-:30. HBO Sept.16,17,18,19,21,28
CS; 53: The Ida Funkhouser Roadside
Memorial (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:30. HBO
Sept.23,24,25,26,28 CS; 54: (AC,AL)
TVMA/L-:27. HBO Sept.30
THE DARK CORNER Lucille Ball plays it
straight as a secretary who tries to help her
boss beat a murder rap in this taut 1946
thriller. (MV) TVPG/V-1:39. MAX Sept.9
DAWG A heartless womanizer must make
amends with a dozen of his past conquests
in order to inherit one million dollars. Denis
Leary and Elizabeth Hurley star. (AC,AL)
R-1:23. MAX Sept.3 THE DEAD ZONE A man awakens from a
five-year coma to find he's developed
strange psychic powers in this thriller
based on Stephen King's novel. (AL,BN,V)
R-1:44. MAX Sept.6,14,22
DEATH ON THE NILE 1978 Agatha Christie
whodunit with Peter Ustinov as super
sleuth Hercule Poirot who is out to find the
killer of a beautiful heiress. Mia Farrow,
Bette Davis. (MV) PG-2:21. MAX Sept.1
THE DEEP END OF THE OCEAN Michelle
Pfeiffer plays a mother whose abducted
son turns up nine years later. (AC,AL,MV)
PG13-1:49. HBO Sept.17
THE DEPARTED Martin Scorsese’s 2006
Best Picture Oscar®-winner with Leonardo
DiCaprio, Matt Damon, Jack Nicholson
and Mark Wahlberg. (AC,GL,GV) R-2:31.
MAX Sept.4,9,15,21,27
DIGGING TO CHINA A drama about the
misunderstood friendship between a lonely
10-year-old girl and a mentally handicapped
man. Kevin Bacon stars. (AC,AL)
PG-1:39. MAX Sept.6
D.L. HUGHLEY: UNAPOLOGETIC Popular
stand-up comic D.L. Hughley takes the
stage in Washington, D.C. in this special.
(AC,AL) TVMA/L-:57. HBO Sept.22,28
DOC HOLLYWOOD Med-school grad Michael
J. Fox’s trek to a big-bucks job in L.A. is
stalled in a small southern town. (AC,AL,
BN) PG13-1:43. MAX Sept.2 DON’T TELL MOM THE BABYSITTER’S DEAD
A teen and her four siblings are left
alone after their elderly babysitter drops
dead and they decide not to tell anyone! Christina Applegate stars. (AL)
PG13-1:45. MAX Sept.11
DOWNTOWN A suburban cop finds himself
transferred to an inner-city precinct.
Anthony Edwards and Forest Whitaker star.
(AL,V) R-1:36. MAX Sept.12
DR. DOLITTLE Animal logic makes a mess
out of nutty pet doctor Eddie Murphy in this
riotous remake. (AC,AL,BN,MV) PG13-1:26.
MAX Sept.3,9,14,20,28
DRIVING MISS DAISY Winner of four 1989
Oscars®–including Best Picture–with
Jessica Tandy as a spunky Southern lady
and Morgan Freeman as her chauffeur. (AL)
PG-1:39. MAX Sept.12
DUMA A boy and his pet cheetah get lost
in the Kalahari desert. Alex Michaletos,
Eamonn Walker, Campbell Scott, Hope Davis.
(MV) PG-1:41. MAX Sept.4
8MM A man searches for the truth about a
girl who appears to be really killed in a snuff film.
Nicolas Cage, Joaquin Phoenix. (AC,AL,N,V)
R-2:03.MAX Sept.3,13,19,25
EL AURA (THE AURA) A taxidermist fixated
on pulling off a crime finds a prime opportunity
to realize his ambition. (AC,AL,V)
TVMA/V,L-2:13. MAX Sept.30
ENTOURAGE Season finale of HBO’s hit
series. Widescreen. 53: No Cannes Do (AC,
AL) TVMA/L-:27.HBO Sept.7C5Eh;
54: The Cannes Kids (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:27.
HBO Sept.2,3,4,5,7
THE EROTIC TRAVELER Erotic series.
Widescreen. 05: The Girl From Jimena
(AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:28. MAX Sept.24
CSH; 06: Stripped (AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-:33. MAX Sept.8CSH; 07:
Carnal Cabaret (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:32.
MAX Sept.15 CSH; 08: Baring It In
Bali (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:36.MAX Sept.
22CSH; 09: Object of Desire (AC,AL,
N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:31.MAX Sept.29
ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS
MIND A man has his memories of his exgirlfriend
erased, only to regret it. Jim
Carrey, Kate Winslet, Kirsten Dunst. (AC,AL,
MV) R-1:48. HBO Sept.23
THE EVENING STAR A moving sequel to
Terms of Endearment with Shirley MacLaine,
Juliette Lewis, Miranda Richardson, Ben
Johnson and Jack Nicholson. (AC,AL,BN)
PG13-2:09. MAX Sept.14
EXILED A disgraced N.Y. cop reassigned to
Staten Island takes on a murder case that
may help him get back to Manhattan in this
drama based on TV’s Law & Order. (AC,V)
TV14/V,D-1:28. MAX Sept.8
FAIR GAME Leggy lawyer Cindy Crawford
and Miami cop William Baldwin try to stay
one step ahead of a renegade killer. (AC,
AL,BN,V) R-1:30. HBO Sept.2
THE FAMILY STONE A culture clash
ensues when a career woman spends
Christmas with her boyfriend’s family.
Claire Danes, Diane Keaton. (AC,AL) PG13-
1:43. MAX Sept.1,11,20,28 FANTASTIC FOUR The crime-fighting quartet
battle the metallic menace, Dr. Doom.
Ioan Gruffudd, Jessica Alba, Chris Evans
and Michael Chiklis star. (MV) PG13-1:46.
MAX Sept.2,6,17,21,25,29
THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS: TOKYO DRIFT
The third entry in this street-racing series.
Lucas Black, Bow Wow. (AL,MV) PG13-1:44.
HBO Sept.4,8,13,17,23,28
FINAL The relationship between a therapist
in a mental hospital and her patient takes
a surprising turn. Denis Leary, Hope Davis.
(AC,AL,MV) R-1:51. HBO Sept.20
FINAL DESTINATION 3 Death stalks a group
of unlucky teens. Mary Elizabeth Winstead,
and Ryan Merriman star. (AC,GV,N) R-1:33.
MAX Sept.5,9,13,18,24
FIRST KNIGHT Sean Connery plays King
Arthur and Richard Gere is Lancelot in this
telling of the legend. With Julia Ormond. (V)
PG13-2:14. MAX Sept.5,23
FLAGS OF OUR FATHERS Clint Eastwood’s
WWII saga about the Marines who planted
the flag at Iwo Jima. Ryan Phillippe, Jesse
Bradford and Adam Beach star. (AC,AL,V)
R-2:12. MAX Sept.29
FLICKA An unruly teen takes the reins of
an equally rebellious horse in this remake
starring Alison Lohman. (MV) PG-1:35.
HBO Sept.9,13,18,22,26
FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS Season One
finale of the HBO comedy series.Widescreen.
12: The Third Conchord (AC,AL)
TV14/L,D-:27. HBO Sept.2,3,5,7
FLUSHED AWAY A pampered pet mouse
gets flushed into the sewers of London in
this animated tale. (MV) PG-1:25. HBO
Sept.11,15,20,23,26,29
FORBIDDEN TEMPTATIONS A couple who
does repairs for a living find the perfect
sexual fix for their troubles. (AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-1:27. MAX Sept.14,25,30
FORCES OF NATURE Fate leads a guy on
an adventure with a wild young woman.
Sandra Bullock, Ben Affleck. (AC,AL,MV)
PG13-1:46.MAX Sept.10,15
THE 40-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN Steve Carell
plays the inexperienced title character on a
misguided quest to score. (AL,N,SC) R-1:56.
HBO Sept.1,13,16,21,25
FRANK AND JESSE Rob Lowe and Bill Paxton
star as outlaws Jesse and Frank James,
robbing banks, stagecoaches and trains. (AL,
BN,V) R-1:46.MAX Sept.4,17
FRANTIC Harrison Ford stars as an
American doctor in Paris on a desperate
search for his missing wife. Betty Buckley.
(AL,BN,V) R-2:00.MAX Sept.1
FREE WILLY 2: THE ADVENTURE HOME
Willy the whale is threatened by an
environmental disaster in this sequel. Jason
James Richter, Michael Madsen, August
Schellenberg, Jayne Atkinson, Jon Tenney.
(MV) PG-1:38. MAX Sept.20
FRIENDS & LOVERS Six Los Angeles
twentysomethings convene for a weekend
of provocative fun. Stephen Baldwin. (AC,
AL,N) R-1:42. MAX Sept.18
FRIENDS OF GOD: A ROAD TRIP WITH
ALEXANDRA PELOSI HBO Documentary
Films Intrepid reporter/tour guide Alexandra
Pelosi travels to America's heartland for a
look at the leaders and followers of
the evangelical Christian movement. (AC)
TVPG/D-:57. HBO Sept.5,21 GALAXY QUEST (Star Trek spoof) The cast of a cult sci-fi TV
show is called upon to help out an alien
race in this hilarious spoof. Tim Allen and
Sigourney Weaver star. (AC,AL,V) PG-
1:42. MAX Sept.1,11,21,30
GEORGE CARLIN: LIFE IS WORTH LOSING
George Carlin unveils a hilarious catalogue
of pungent observations in his thirteenth
HBO stand-up comedy special. (AC,AL)
TVMA/L-1:14. HBO Sept.15
GEORGE LOPEZ: AMERICA’S MEXICAN
Expect the unexpected when America’s
favorite Latino comic, George Lopez, hits
the stage in this stand-up special. (AC,AL)
TVMA/L-1:03. HBO Sept.4,29
GET ON THE BUS Spike Lee’s inspiring
drama that traces the emotional fortunes
of several black men on a bus bound for
the Million Man March of 1995. (AC,AL) R-
2:01. MAX Sept.11
THE GETAWAY Steve McQueen and Ali
MacGraw star as a parolee and his wife
who lead a wild chase after committing
one final heist in Sam Peckinpah’s thriller.
(AC,V) PG-2:03. MAX Sept.24
GHOST IN A TEENY BIKINI A luscious
bombshell encounters an alluring
apparition on the haunt for some sexy fun
in this tantalizing erotic film. Nicole
Sheridan, Christine Nguyen. No relation to the Boris Karloff movie "Ghost In The Invisible Bikini" (AC,GL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-1:25. MAX Sept.6,12,29
GO Sex, drugs, gambling and guns are the
ingredients of one exhilarating weekend
for a group of interconnected youths.
William Fichtner, J.E. Freeman, Katie Holmes,
Breckin Meyer, Jay Mohr star. (AC,AL,N,V)
R-1:42. HBO Sept.3,11
GOING BERSERK John Candy, an aspiring
nightclub drummer, moves to a different beat
after he’s brainwashed by a zany religious
cult. Eugene Levy, Joe Flaherty. (AC,
AL,RP,V) R-1:24. MAX Sept.10
THE GOLDEN CHILD When Satan incarnate
kidnaps a Tibetan child destined to save
the world, it’s L.A. social worker Eddie
Murphy to the rescue. (AC,AL,V) PG13-
1:33. HBO Sept.4,15 GUYVER 2: DARK HERO The mutant hero
takes on a new super-fighting creature in
this thrilling science-fiction sequel.
David Hayter and Kathy Christopherson star.
(AL,V) R-2:04. HBO Sept.19
HANGIN’ WITH THE HOMEBOYS Four
friends cruising around the South Bronx
one Friday are forced to question their
lives. Doug E. Doug, Mario Joyner. (AC,AL,
V) R-1:29. MAX Sept.2,21,26
HARD KNOCKS: TRAINING CAMP WITH
THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS The finale of
the five-week series that captures life in
Kansas City Chiefs’ camp. #4: (AL) TVMA/L-
:57.HBO Sept.1,2,3CSE; #5: (AL) TVMA/
L-:57. HBO Sept.5,6,7,8,9,10 HARD TARGET Merchant sailor Jean-
Claude Van Damme goes to war in the
Louisiana bayou against a sinister group
that hunts homeless men for sport. (AC,AL,
GV) R-1:36. HBO Sept.14,22
THE HAUNTING A scientist and his three
test subjects are menaced by phantoms in
an old mansion in this remake. Liam Neeson,
Catherine Zeta-Jones. (AC,AL,V) PG13-
1:53. MAX Sept.6,17,22
HBO FIRST LOOK Sneak previews of
movies coming to theaters. The Brave One
TVPG-:13. HBO Sept.4,8,10,11,12,14,
23,25,27,29; The Heartbreak Kid TVPG-
:13. HBO Sept.28,30; The Kingdom TVPG-
:25. HBO Sept.17,20,22,24,28,30
HER ALIBI Tom Selleck serves as an alibi
for a beauty who may be a murderess. (AL,
MV) PG-1:34. MAX Sept.13
HOLLYWOODLAND The death of TV’s
Superman George Reeves. Adrien Brody,
Diane Lane, Ben Affleck. (AC,AL,BN,MV) R-
2:06.HBO Sept.15,18,23,26
HOOT Three kids create chaos to save
endangered owls. With Luke Wilson, Logan
Lerman and Brie Larson. From the producers of "Holes." (MV) PG-1:31.
HBO Sept.4,15,19,24,28,30
HOPE FLOATS A humiliated woman moves
back in with her mother. Sandra Bullock,
Harry Connick Jr. star. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-
1:54. HBO Sept.7,13,19,25
HOTEL EROTICA Steamy erotic series. 05:
She’s the Boss (AC,N,SC) TVMA/S-:28.
MAX Sept.23 CS; 06: Chasing Jamie
(AC,N,SC) TVMA/S-:27. MAX Sept.23 CS;
07: Falling in Lust Again (AC,N,SC)
TVMA/S-:27. MAX Sept.18 CS; 08: Blue
Plate Special (AC,N,SC) TVMA/S-:26. MAX
Sept.18 CS; 09: Legally Yours (AC,AL,
N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:28. MAX Sept.24
I LIKE IT LIKE THAT A moving, funny tale of
a Bronx mother at a crossroads in her life.
Lauren Velez, Jon Seda, Rita Moreno. (AC,
AL,MV) R-1:47.MAX Sept.26
ICE AGE: THE MELTDOWN Animated iceage
creatures face their biggest challenge
yet: global warming. Voices: Ray Romano,
John Leguizamo, Denis Leary. (MV) PG-
1:31. MAX Sept.5,11,22,30
IDIOCRACY Two human guinea pigs awaken
500 years into the future to see a society of
idiots. Luke Wilson. (AL,BN,MV) R-1:24.
MAX Sept.1,3,5,11,16,20,28
THE IN CROWD A young woman just out of
an asylum winds up in bad company. Lori
Heuring, Susan Ward. (AC,AL,BN,V) PG13-
1:45.HBO Sept.6,12,18,23,28
INSIDE DEEP THROAT A look at the legacy
of the notorious porn film. Widescreen. NC17-
1:30. HBO Sept.6,12,15,21,25
INSIDE MAN A thief sets an elaborate bank
robbery in motion. Denzel Washington,
Clive Owen, Jodie Foster star. (AC,AL,V) R-
2:09.MAX Sept.4,8,17,23,28
INSIDE THE NFL HBO Sports presents allnew
editions from the 31st season of this
long-running football series. #1: TVPG-:57.
HBO Sept.12,13,14,15,16 CE; #2: TVPG-
:57. HBO Sept.19,20,21,22,23 CE; #3:
TVPG-:57. HBO Sept.26,27,28,29,30
THE ISLAND Ewan McGregor and Scarlett
Johansson star in this futuristic thriller
about two clones who try to escape their
doomed existence. (AC,AL,V) PG13-2:16.
MAX Sept.1,12,23,28
IT TAKES TWO Look-alike girls from
opposite sides of the tracks switch lives to
play matchmaker in this family comedy.
(AC) PG-1:41. MAX Sept.10
JARHEAD Boredom drives a Marine sniper
and his fellow grunts to the brink of madness
in this drama set during the Gulf War.
Jake Gyllenhaal, Jamie Foxx. (AC,GL,SC,V)
R-2:03. HBO Sept.1,17,21 JOHN CARPENTER’S VAMPIRES A vampire
hunter (James Woods) takes on the most
powerful bloodsucker in the West. Daniel
Baldwin and Sheryl Lee co-star. (AC,AL,N,V)
R-1:48. MAX Sept.5,13,23
JOHN TUCKER MUST DIE High-school girls
plot to bring down the campus stud. Jesse
Metcalfe, Brittany Snow. (AC,MV) PG13-
1:30. MAX Sept.2,13,17,26
JUST MY LUCK A luck-blessed girl and a
luck-deprived guy fall in love–and switch
fortunes–in this romantic comedy. Lindsay
Lohan and Chris Pine star. (MV) PG13-1:43.
HBO Sept.2,6,10,14,19,29
JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE: FUTURESEX/
LOVESHOW Pop music superstar Justin
Timberlake rocks the world’s most famous
arena, New York’s Madison Square Garden,
in a full-length HBO concert event. TVPG-
2:57. HBO Sept.3,6,8,12,17,26,30
KING KONG Peter Jackson’s epic 2005 remake
about a giant gorilla that runs amok in NYC
after being taken away from his native
island—and his dream girl. Naomi Watts,
Jack Black, Adrien Brody. (AC,AL,V) PG13-
3:07. MAX Sept.6,16,25,29
LACKAWANNA BLUES HBO Original Movie
Story of an extraordinary African American
woman. Widescreen. (AC,AL,V) TV14/V,L,D-
1:35. HBO Sept.12,22,27 LADY IN THE WATER Paul Giamatti is an
apartment building superintendent who
discovers an otherworldly creature living in
the complex’s pool. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:50.
HBO Sept.5,16,19,22,27
THE LAKE HOUSE Two people occupying
the same house two years apart conduct a
supernatural love affair. Keanu Reeves
and Sandra Bullock star. (AL) PG-1:39. HBO
Sept.1,7,13,19,24,30
LANTANA A link between various characters
rises to the surface after a woman’s
disappearance. Anthony LaPaglia. (AC,AL,
N,V) R-2:01. HBO Sept.6
THE LAST BOY SCOUT When the stripper
he’s guarding is gunned down, gumshoe
Bruce Willis teams up with her boyfriend,
Damon Wayans, to find the killers. (AL,
BN,V) R-1:45. HBO Sept.7,12,22
THE LAST HARD MEN Charlton Heston is a
retired lawman who thinks his gunfighting
days are over until an old enemy returns. (AC,
AL,RP,V) R-1:37. MAX Sept.10
LEGENDARY NIGHTS: THE TALE OF
HOLYFIELD-BOWE The battles between
Evander Holyfield and Riddick Bowe. (AL)
TVPG/L-:27. HBO Sept.11,15
THE LEOPARD Luchino Visconti’s epic
1963 drama of a proud Sicilian prince
facing the passing of his way of life. Burt
Lancaster. (AL,MV) PG-2:41.MAX Sept.10
LETHAL WEAPON The action classic with
Mel Gibson and Danny Glover taking on a
vicious narcotics ring. (AC,AL,BN,V) R-
1:50. MAX Sept.3,14,19,25
THE LIFE AND DEATH OF PETER SELLERS
HBO Original Movie Geoffrey Rush stars in
this darkly comic portrait of charismatic
actor Peter Sellers. Widescreen. (AC,AL)
TVMA/L-2:01. HBO Sept.1
LIMBO A tentative romance turns into a
primal struggle to survive. Mary Elizabeth
Mastrantonio, David Strathairn. (AC,AL,V)
R-2:07. MAX Sept.7,21
A LITTLE PRINCESS A resourceful young
girl goes from riches to rags after her
father is reported killed in WWI. Eleanor
Bron, Liam Cunningham, Liesel Matthews.
G-1:37. HBO Sept.1,13,25
LITTLE ROCK CENTRAL HIGH: 50 YEARS
LATER An eye-opening look at today’s Little
Rock Central High School, once a symbol of
the struggles of the Civil Rights Movement.
TV14-1:10. HBO Sept.25,29
LOOKING FOR COMEDY IN THE MUSLIM
WORLD Albert Brooks’ send-up of politics
in the age of terrorism. (AC,AL) PG13-1:38.
HBO Sept.1,10,18,28
MacARTHUR Gregory Peck delivers a
memorable portrayal of General Douglas
MacArthur in this drama. Dan O’Herlihy costars.
(V) PG-2:10.MAX Sept.17
MADE IN AMERICA A young black girl is
shocked to discover her ‘father’ is a white
car salesman. Whoopi Goldberg, Ted
Danson, Nia Long and Will Smith star.
(AC,AL) PG13-1:51. MAX Sept.19
MAJOR PAYNE Career military man
Damon Wayans takes a civilian job turning
clumsy prep-school kids into soldiers in
this comedy. Karyn Parsons. (AL) PG13-1:37.
HBO Sept.1,6,17,21,23,26
MAKING BURY MY HEART AT WOUNDED
KNEE Behind the scenes of this HBO Films
production with Aidan Quinn, Adam Beach
and August Schellenberg. Widescreen. (V)
TVPG/V-:11. HBO Sept.5,13
THE MAKING OF... These featurettes take
an inside look at movies. The Fast and the
Furious: Tokyo Drift (MV) TVPG/V-:13.
HBO Sept.4,9,17,28 CSE; Flushed
Away TVG-:13. HBO Sept.6,15,19 CS;
Hollywoodland Widescreen. (AC,MV)
TVPG/V,D-:13. HBO Sept.8,14,20
CSEH; Jarhead (V) TVPG/V-:13.
HBO Sept.19 CSE; Lady in the Water
(AC,MV) TVPG/V,D-:13. HBO Sept.10,21
CS; Miami Vice Widescreen. (AC,V)
TVPG/V,D-:14. HBO Sept.11,27,29 CS;
Pan’s Labyrinth (AC,MV) TVPG/V,D-:13.
HBO Sept.11,15 CS; Superman Returns
(MV) TVPG/V-:13. HBO Sept.3,7,29 CS
MAKING TELL ME YOU LOVE ME Behind
the scenes of HBO’s Tell Me You Love Me.
TVPG-:13. HBO Sept.4,10,13,19,24
MAN OF THE YEAR Political jokester Robin
Williams runs for president as a gag–and
wins–in this political satire. Christopher
Walken, Laura Linney, Jeff Goldblum.(AC,MV)
PG13-1:55. HBO Sept.3
MAN ON FIRE A burned-out former CIA
agent protecting a little girl goes into action
when she is kidnapped. Scott Glenn.
(AC,AL,V) R-1:32. MAX Sept.20
MARIA FULL OF GRACE HBO Original Movie
A Colombian girl in search of a better life
becomes a drug mule. Catalina Sandino
Moreno stars. Widescreen. (AC,AL,V) R-
1:41. HBO Sept.20,24
THE MARINE WWE wrestling star John
Cena is a disgraced Marine who becomes
a one-man army on a mission of revenge in
this action-thriller. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:31.
MAX Sept.2,11,19,22
MARTIN LAWRENCE: YOU SO CRAZY An
outrageous comedy concert with Martin
Lawrence. Warning: Adults-only humor!
(AC,GL) TVMA/L-1:25. MAX Sept.1
THE MATING HABITS OF THE EARTHBOUND
HUMAN Spoof about an alien
(David Hyde Pierce) who narrates a special
about the love rituals of humans. (AC,AL,
MV) R-1:30. MAX Sept.9
THE MATRIX REVOLUTIONS Keanu
Reeves, Laurence Fishburne and Carrie-
Anne Moss star in the third and final
chapter of the Matrix sci-fi trilogy. (AC,AL,GV) R-
2:09. HBO Sept.1,6,14
MAX John Cusack stars in this searing
portrait of a fictional relationship between
a wealthy Jewish art dealer and a frustrated
young artist named Adolf Hitler. (AC,
AL,V) R-1:49. HBO Sept.14
MAX ON SET Behind-the-scenes specials.
Final Destination 3 Widescreen. (AL)
TV14/L-:13.MAX Sept.21 CS; King Kong
Widescreen. (MV) TVPG/V-:13.MAX Sept.11,
17 CS; A Prairie Home Companion TVG-
:12.MAX Sept.10 CS; The Ringer (AC,AL)
TVPG/L,D-:12.MAX Sept.12 CS; Tenacious
D in The Pick of Destiny Widescreen.
(AC,AL) TV14/L,D-:13. MAX Sept.10
MEN DON’T LEAVE A happily married
suburban woman is suddenly thrown into
turmoil when her husband dies in an
accident. Jessica Lange stars. (AC,AL)
PG13-1:55. MAX Sept.25
MERMAIDS A woman moves her two
daughters every time she falls out of a
relationship in this drama. Winona Ryder,
Cher, Bob Hoskins, Christina Ricci. (AC)
PG13-1:50.HBO Sept.5,10,21
MIAMI VICE Legendary TV cops Crockett
and Tubbs go undercover in the hunt for a
drug kingpin in this action-thriller. Jamie
Foxx and Colin Farrell star. (AC,AL,V)
R-2:12. HBO Sept.29
MIDDLE SEXES: REDEFINING HE AND
SHE America Undercover A look at how
different societies handle sexual identity
and sexual orientation. (AC,AL,N)
TVMA/S,L-1:14. HBO Sept.23,27
MILK MONEY A young boy decides that a
good-hearted hooker would make the
perfect wife for his widowed dad. Melanie
Griffith, Ed Harris, Malcolm McDowell. (AC,
AL) PG13-1:49.MAX Sept.27
MOM AND DAD SAVE THE WORLD
Comedy about a couple who are kidnapped
by a lovestruck intergalactic alien despot. With
Jon Lovitz, Teri Garr, Jeffrey Jones, Dwier Brown, Eric Idle and Kathy Ireland.
(AC,AL) PG-1:28. MAX Sept.29
MONTEREY POP The hit concert film that
chronicles the historic 1967 Monterey
International Pop Festival. With Janis Joplin,
The Who, Otis Redding, Jimi Hendrix and
more. (AC,AL) TVPG/L,D-1:19. MAX Sept.4
MR. WONDERFUL A man with alimony
problems hits on a perfect solution: find his
ex a new husband so he’ll be free. With
Matt Dillon and Annabella Sciorra. (AC,AL)
PG13-1:39. MAX Sept.13
MURDER IN MIND A woman out to prove
she didn’t kill her husband comes to learn
that the truth is worse. With Nigel
Hawthorne, Mary-Louise Parker. (AC,AL,
BN,V) R-1:28. HBO Sept.23 MY COUSIN VINNY (comedy) Two youths facing a
murder rap in Alabama hire New York’s
newest lawyer in this comedy. Joe Pesci,
Ralph Macchio, Marisa Tomei, Fred Gwynn.(AC,AL) R-1:59.
MAX Sept.8,14,18,23,27
NAKED SINS A lawyer discovers that his
late wife was working for an escort service
he recently joined. (AC,AL,N,SC,V)
TVMA/V,S,L-1:23. MAX Sept.8,26
NAKED SURRENDER A sexy detective with
a dark past joins up with her cop exhusband
for an erotic case. (AC,AL,N,SC,V)
TVMA-1:30. MAX Sept.7,10,16,19,22
NINE INNINGS FROM GROUND ZERO An
inspiring look at the role of the dramatic
2001 World Series on America in the
aftermath of the September 11 attacks. (AL)
TVPG/L-1:02. HBO Sept.1,12,23 NINE TO FIVE Three put-upon office
workers hatch a plot against their sexist
boss (Dabney Coleman). Jane Fonda, Lily Tomlin, Dolly Parton.
(AC,AL) PG-1:49. MAX Sept.22
95 MILES TO GO Ray Romano takes to the
road for a return to his stand-up comedy
roots in this amusing documentary. (AL)
R-1:18. MAX Sept.6,28
NORMAL LIFE Instant attraction between a
rookie cop and wild temptress leads to
trouble. Ashley Judd, Luke Perry star. (AC,AL,
BN,V) R-1:42. HBO Sept.9
THE NOTORIOUS BETTIE PAGE Gretchen
Mol plays the 1950s pin-up girl in director
Mary Harron’s biographical film. (AC,GL) R-
1:31. MAX Sept.12
O Shakespeare’s tragedy of jealousy and
deceit is set in a modern-day school. Mekhi
Phifer, Julia Stiles, Josh Hartnett. (AC,AL,N,
V) R-1:34.HBO Sept.12,30
THE OBJECT OF MY AFFECTION A straight
woman and a gay man who live together
find their relationship complicated by her
pregnancy. Jennifer Aniston, Paul Rudd.
(AC,AL) R-1:52. HBO Sept.7
OFF AND RUNNING A “mermaid,” a golf
pro and a hooker’s kid run for their lives in
this comic mystery. Cyndi Lauper. (AC,AL,
MV) PG13-1:31. MAX Sept.26
ON A CLEAR DAY An unemployed man sets
out to swim across the English Channel.
Peter Mullan, Brenda Blethyn. (AC,AL) PG13-
1:39. HBO Sept.10,21
OPIATE ADDICTION: UNDERSTANDING
REPLACEMENT THERAPY Hospital administrator
Scott Farnum lectures on different
types of opioids, their effects, and why
replacement therapy is an effective treatment.(
AC) TV14/D-:21.HBO Sept.28
OUT OF AFRICA Meryl Streep shines as a
married woman in Kenya who falls for a
charming adventurer in this memorable
1986 Best Picture Oscar®-winner. (AC,MV)
PG-2:41. MAX Sept.30
PAN’S LABYRINTH A little girl faces the
horrors of a fantastic netherworld in order
to escape the ones in her normal life in
Guillermo del Toro’s “richly imagined”
(Variety) Oscar®-winner. (AC,AL,GV) R-
1:59. HBO Sept.4,13,24
PATTON This compelling biography of the
tough World War II American general won
eight 1970 Oscars®, including Best Picture
and Best Actor (George C. Scott). Karl
Malden. (AL,V) PG-2:49.MAX Sept.14
PERFECT ASSASSINS Andrew McCarthy
stars as a terrorism expert who is baffled
by a new crop of assassins. (AC,AL,V) TVMA/
V,L-1:38. MAX Sept.22
PHAT GIRLZ Mo’Nique delivers plus-size
laughs in this raucous comedy about an
overweight woman living in an
underweight world. (AC,AL) PG13-1:38.
MAX Sept.2,10,19,25,29
PICASSO TRIGGER It’s a graphic, lusty
tangle of Feds vs. vicious drug kings,
starring several gorgeous ex-Playmates.
(AL,N,RP,SC,V) R-1:39. MAX Sept.15
PINOCHET’S LAST STAND HBO Original
Movie Former Chilean dictator Augusto
Pinochet’s surprise arrest for crimes
against humanity while in London in 1998.
TV14-1:17. HBO Sept.11,20,24
PLASTIC DISASTERS HBO Documentary
Films Three case studies of plastic surgery
procedures that went horrifically wrong.
(AC,N) TVMA/S-1:00. HBO Sept.25
A PRAIRIE HOME COMPANION Stirring
recreation of the beloved radio show and the
events leading up to the final broadcast. (AC)
PG13-1:46.MAX Sept.16,27
THE PRIDE OF ST. LOUIS The 1952 sports
classic with Dan Dailey as pitching whiz
Dizzy Dean who led the Cardinals in the
1934 World Series. TVG-1:33. MAX Sept.7
THE PRINCESS BRIDE Bright & breezy tale
of swords, sorcerers and true love. Mandy
Patinkin, Peter Falk, Billy Crystal. (AL,MV)
PG-1:38. MAX Sept.4,15,20
PROBLEM CHILD 2 The juvenile jokester
returns for more malicious mischief in this
comedy sequel. John Ritter, Michael Oliver,
Laraine Newman, Amy Yasbeck. (AC,AL)
PG13-1:31.MAX Sept.2,18,24
THE PRODUCERS: THE MOVIE MUSICAL
Mel Brooks’ classic roars to hilarious new
life in this musical comedy. Nathan Lane
and Matthew Broderick star. (AL,MV)
PG13-2:14. MAX Sept.21
THE PROFESSIONAL A professional hit
man “adopts” an orphaned 12-year-old girl
in this drama with Jean Reno, Natalie
Portman and Gary Oldman. (AC,AL,GV) R-
1:49. MAX Sept.9,19,29
PUSHING TIN The competition between
two air-traffic controllers takes a personal
turn. John Cusack, Billy Bob Thornton. (AC,AL,
V) R-2:04. MAX Sept.8,26
REAL SEX PRESENTS THE BEST SEX: A
RETROSPECTIVE This edition of Real Sex
includes food-fetish feasts, nude beauty
pageants, virtual sex and more. (AC,GL,
N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:54. HBO Sept.20
A REAL SEX XTRA: PORNUCOPIA: GOING
DOWN IN THE VALLEY The premiere
episode of this adults-only series. 01:
Perky and Punctual (AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-:26. HBO Sept.24,27
REAL SPORTS WITH BRYANT GUMBEL The
acclaimed sports magazine that goes
beyond the scores and stats. (AL) TVPG/L-
:58.HBO Sept.18,20,22,24,26,28,30
REAL TIME WITH BILL MAHER HBO’s
edgy live talk series. 106: (AC,AL) TVMA/L-
:57.HBO Sept.2,3,5S; 107: (AC,AL) TVMA/L-
:57. HBO Sept.7,9,10,12 S; 108: (AC,AL)
TVMA/L-:57.HBO Sept.14,16,17,19 S; 109:
(AC,AL) TVMA/L-:57.HBO Sept.21,23,24,26;
110: (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:57. HBO Sept.28,30
REBOUND A disgraced college-hoops coach
takes over a lousy junior-high team in this
comedy. Martin Lawrence. (MV) PG-1:27.
HBO Sept.1,4,9,14,17,27
RED EYE Wes Craven’s high-altitude
thriller with Rachel McAdams battling a
cold-blooded assassin on a red-eye flight.
Cillian Murphy co-stars. (AC,AL,V) PG13-
1:25. MAX Sept.5,10,15,20
RED PLANET Sent to Mars to investigate
problems with U.S. colonization, a space
crew discovers that they are not alone. Val
Kilmer, Carrie-Anne Moss. (AC,AL,V) PG13-
1:47.HBO Sept.5,9,14,18,28
REDS A world torn by war is the setting for
a romance between an idealistic journalist
and a woman who wants to be his equal.
Warren Beatty, Diane Keaton, Jack Nicholson.
(AC,AL,V) PG-3:15. MAX Sept.5
REGARDING HENRY A rich Manhattan
lawyer finds his world turned upside-down
when he is left with amnesia. Harrison Ford
and Annette Bening star. (AC,AL,V) PG13-
1:47. HBO Sept.7
REHEARSING A DREAM Cinemax Reel Life
Gifted 17-year-olds share a week of dreams
in Miami learning from renowned artists.
TVG-:40. HBO Sept.8,16,25,28
RENEGADES Kiefer Sutherland and Lou
Diamond Phillips play an undercover cop
and a Native American man who team up
to achieve a common goal: revenge. (AC,
AL,V) R-1:45. HBO Sept.3
THE RETURN Haunting visions lead a
young woman on a dangerous trek into the
past. Sarah Michelle Gellar. (MV) PG13-1:25.
MAX Sept.8,10,12,20,25,30 THE RETURN OF MAXWELL SMART (THE
NUDE BOMB) Don Adams is back as the
bumbling secret agent from Get Smart.
(AC,MV) PG-1:33. MAX Sept.27
RICOCHET Two old enemies battle to the
death in this electrifying crime drama.
Starring Denzel Washington. (AC,AL,GV,N)
R-1:42. MAX Sept.6,16,25
THE RINGER A screwball pretends to be
mentally challenged in order to fix the Special
Olympics. Johnny Knoxville. (AC,AL) PG13-
1:34. MAX Sept.4,8,26,30
RISING SUN Two L.A. cops investigate the
murder of an American party girl in a
Japanese-owned skyscraper in this thriller.
Wesley Snipes, Sean Connery. (AC,AL,N,V)
R-2:09. MAX Sept.4,10,22 THE ROAD WARRIOR Mel Gibson stars in
this Mad Max sequel as a loner who stalks
Australia’s Outback for fuel after WWIII has
destroyed most of civilization. (GV,N,RP) R-
1:35. MAX Sept.7,24
THE ROOKIE Clint Eastwood toughs it out
as a veteran crime-fighter paired with
rookie Charlie Sheen on the hunt for
stolen-car king Raul Julia. (AC,AL,V) R-
2:01. HBO Sept.15,28
ROOKIE OF THE YEAR An accident turns
an inept Little Leaguer into a pitching
phenomenon for the Chicago Cubs. With
Thomas Ian Nicholas and Gary Busey. (AL)
PG-1:44. HBO Sept.6,22,30
ROSEANNE BARR: BLONDE AND BITCHIN’
Roseanne Barr takes aim at everything
from old men taking Viagra to Vice President
Dick Cheney in this stand-up special. (AC,
AL) TVMA/L-:56. HBO Sept.14
ROUTE 9 A dusty Nevada highway detours
to danger, double-cross and death in this
thriller. Kyle MacLachlan, Peter Coyote star.
(AC,AL,V) R-1:45. MAX Sept.11
ROVER DANGERFIELD A wisecracking Las
Vegas pooch is like a fish out of water when
he ends up on a farm in this animated
comedy featuring the voice of Rodney
Dangerfield. G-1:14. MAX Sept.28
RUDE AWAKENING After 20 years in
Central America, hippie dropouts Eric
Roberts and Cheech Marin return to New
York to expose a CIA plot–and then the
culture-clash complications begin!
(AL,BN,V) R-1:40. MAX Sept.4
RUMOR HAS IT A journalist discovers that
her mother and grandmother may have
been the inspiration for The Graduate. Jennifer
Aniston, Kevin Costner. (AC,AL) PG13-
1:37. MAX Sept.1,7,13,22
RUNNING SCARED A gangster’s task of
ditching the guns from a botched drug deal
goes awry when his son’s pal steals one
and shoots his abusive dad. Paul Walker. (AC,
AL,GV) R-2:02. HBO Sept.8
SCOOP Woody Allen’s comic murder mystery
about a reporter who tracks a killer with
help from a hack magician. Hugh Jackman,
Scarlett Johansson. (AC,AL) PG13-
1:36. HBO Sept.7,10,20,23,26
SEDUCED BY EVIL Suzanne Somers stars
as a writer whose life is upended by an
interview with a creepy character in this
thriller. Also with James B. Sikking, Julie
Carmen, John Vargas and Mindy Spence.
(AC,V) PG13-1:28. MAX Sept.2
THE SENTINEL A model finds herself at the
doorway to diabolical terror when she
moves into an apartment with a dark past.
Cristina Raines and Chris Sarandon star.
(AC,AL,N) R-1:32. MAX Sept.15
THE SEX SPA II: BODY WORK A sexy
masseuse develops passionate feelings for
an affluent customer in this steamy sequel.
Kaylani Lee, Jessica Drake. (AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-1:29. MAX Sept.1,17
SHARDS A hip-hop DJ confronts the horror
of his drug addiction while on a bender one
week after he watched his best friend die
in this short. Lamont Bentley. (AC,BN,
GL,MV) TVMA/L-:23. MAX Sept.3
SHELTER DOGS America Undercover A
look at an upstate New York dog shelter
whose controversial owner considers
euthanasia a humane option in rare cases.
(AC) TV14/D-1:13. HBO Sept.9,21
SHE’S THE MAN Teen star Amanda Bynes
turns Shakespeare’s Twelfth Night on its
ear in this fun variation on the genderbending
comedy. (AC,AL) PG13-1:45. HBO Sept.2,5,17,22,25,28
SHOCK VIDEO REFRIED: THE BEST OF THE WORST
America Undercover Sizzling
clips of TV from around the globe. (AC,AL,
N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:44. HBO Sept.13
SHOCKER A notorious serial killer continues
his murderous ways from beyond
the grave. Mitch Pileggi stars. (AC,AL,GV)
R-1:50. HBO Sept.4
SHOWDOWN Billy Blanks stars as a highschool
janitor who takes a bullied youth
under his wing and teaches him karate.
(AC,AL,V) R-1:38. HBO Sept.7,17
THE SICILIAN CLAN A Sicilian crime family
teams up with a hot-headed young copkiller
to hijack a planeload of jewels in this
1970 thriller. Jean Gabin, Alain Delon.
(AL,N,V) PG-1:58. MAX Sept.26
SIMON SEZ Dennis Rodman plays an
Interpol agent who helps an old buddy
while battling an arms dealer. With Dane
Cook and Natalia Cigliuti. (AC,AL,V) PG13-
1:25. MAX Sept.7,15,20,26
SIN CITY DIARIES Erotic series.
Widescreen. 01: In Capable Hands
(AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:33. MAX Sept.4
CSH; 02: Chorus Dreams
(AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:33. MAX Sept.4
CSH; 03: Con Man (AC,AL,N,SC,V)
TVMA/V,S,L-:35. MAX Sept.13 CSH;
04: It Almost Didn’t Happen One Night
(AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:31. MAX Sept.13
CSH; 11: The Boss’s Daughter
(AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:35. MAX Sept.2
CSH; 12: Tour of Duty (AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-:38. MAX Sept.2CSH; 13:
Angelica Needs a Vacation (AC,AL,N,SC)
TVMA/S,L-:35. MAX Sept.1,2
THE SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING
PANTS Four best friends circulate a special
pair of jeans during their first summer
apart in this adaptation of Ann Brashares’
popular novel. Amber Tamblyn, America
Ferrera, Blake Lively, Alexis Bledel. (AC)
PG-1:59. MAX Sept.11
SITTING PRETTY The 1948 comedy
classic that launched the popular “Mr.
Belvedere” series. Robert Young, Maureen
O’Hara, Clifton Webb. TVG-1:24.MAX Sept.27
THE SKELETON KEY Hoodoo magic haunts
a nurse after she takes a job caring for a
man in his creepy plantation house. Kate
Hudson, Gena Rowlands. (BN,MV) PG13-
1:44. MAX Sept.4,13,22,28
SLUMS OF BEVERLY HILLS A teenage girl
deals with her eccentric family’s nomadic
lifestyle in 1976 Beverly Hills. Natasha
Lyonne, Alan Arkin, Marisa Tomei. (AC,
AL,N) R-1:31. MAX Sept.22
SNAKES ON A PLANE Deadly poisonous
snakes of all kinds are unleashed on a redeye
flight. Samuel L. Jackson. (AC,AL,BN,
GV) R-1:46. HBO Sept.2,5
THE SOPRANOS Encore plays from the
sixth and final season of HBO’s acclaimed
drama series. 78: Soprano Home Movies
(AC,AL,BN,GV) TVMA/V,L-:51. HBO Sept.9
C5EH; 79: Stage 5 (AC,AL,GV,N)
TVMA/V,S,L-:56. HBO Sept.16
C5EH; 80: Remember When
(AC,AL,GV,N) TVMA/V,S,L-:58. HBO Sept.23
C5EH; 81: Chasing It (AC,AL)
TVMA/L-:50. HBO Sept.30
SOUTH BOSTON DRUG COURT A profile of
a drug court where repeat, non-violent
felons are mandated to receive treatment.
(AL) TV14/L-:23. HBO Sept.9
STAGE FRIGHT Alfred Hitchcock’s 1950
thriller about a drama student who turns
detective to help an old flame accused of
murder. Jane Wyman, Richard Todd, Marlene
Dietrich. (AC) TVPG/D-1:50.MAX Sept.12
STAR KID Spencer is the loneliest seventhgrader
on earth, until a magical cybersuit
turns his world around. Joseph Mazzello.
(MV) PG-1:41.HBO Sept.3,19 STAR TREK V: THE FINAL FRONTIER A
Vulcan mystic hijacks the Enterprise to go
on a quest for God. William Shatner,
Leonard Nimoy, DeForest Kelley star. (AL,V)
PG-1:46. MAX Sept.17
STORM CATCHER Ace pilot Dolph
Lundgren finds himself wrongfully accused
of a plot to overthrow the U.S. (AL,V) R-
1:35. MAX Sept.16
STRIPES Bill Murray is the modern
military's most unlikely hero in this wild
comedy romp. Also with Harold Ramis,
John Candy and Warren Oates. (AL,MV,N)
R-1:46. MAX Sept.3,14,20,29
STUART SAVES HIS FAMILY Saturday
Night Live 12-step devotee Stuart Smalley
risks his sanity by confronting his dysfunctional
family. Stars Al Franken, who is currently running for the U.S. Senate. (AC,AL) PG13-
1:37.HBO Sept.12,16,20,24 SUPERMAN RETURNS The Man of Steel is
back to battle the diabolical Lex Luthor.
Brandon Routh. (AC,AL,V) PG13-2:34. HBO
Sept.2,4,8,10,16,18,29
SWITCH A dead man is not allowed to
enter Heaven unless he can go back as a
female. Ellen Barkin and Jimmy Smits star.
(AC,AL) R-1:43. MAX Sept.7
SYRIANA A series of parallel stories reveal
a searing tale of danger and double-cross
set against the oil industry. George Clooney,
Matt Damon and Jeffrey Wright. (AC,AL,V)
R-2:08. MAX Sept.7,11,28
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES 3:
THE TURTLES ARE BACK...IN TIME The
brave Turtles are warped back into ancient
Japan in this third film in the family series.
(V) PG-1:36. MAX Sept.10
TELL ME YOU LOVE ME The series
premiere of HBO’s all-new drama about
three couples and the therapist they share.
01: (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:55. HBO Sept.
9,10,11,12,14,15,25 C5EH; 02:
(AC,AL) TVMA/L-:50. HBO Sept.16,17,
18,19,21,22,25 C5Eh; 03: (AC,
AL) TVMA/L-:48. HBO Sept.23,24,25,
26,28,29 C5Eh; 04: (AC,AL)
TVMA/L-:50. HBO Sept.30
TELLING NICHOLAS America Undercover
Heart-wrenching documentary about a
family faced with telling a little boy that his
mother died on 9/11. Widescreen. (AC,AL)
TVPG/L,D-1:25. HBO Sept.11,15
TENACIOUS D IN THE PICK OF DESTINY
The heavy-metal parody duo goes in search
of a guitar pick with magical powers. Jack
Black and Kyle Gass star. (AC,AL) R-1:34.
MAX Sept.15,17,19,27,30 THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE
BEGINNING The origins of Leatherface are
brought to gruesome life in this prequel to
the 2003 remake. Jordana Brewster. (AC,
AL,GV) R-1:31.MAX Sept.7,23
THANK YOU FOR SMOKING Aaron Eckhart
lights up the laughs with a devilishly dry
performance as a smooth-talking smoking
lobbyist in this satire. Mario Bello. (AC,AL)
R-1:32. MAX Sept.6,12,25
THIN This documentary takes a deeply
affecting look at the struggles of women to
overcome eating disorders. (AC,AL)
TVMA/L-1:42. HBO Sept.10
THE THIRTEENTH FLOOR A computer geek
is swept into a virtual-reality nightmare in
this sci-fi thriller. Craig Bierko. (AC,AL,V)
R-1:40. MAX Sept.8,20,24
TOO HOT NOT TO HANDLE This cautionary
film offers a guide to the very real impact
of global warming in the U.S.–and the
measures that can be taken to reduce this
threat. TVG-:53. HBO Sept.2,19,24 CSE
TRANSPORTER 2 Driver-for-hire Jason
Statham tackles a new job and a new set
of villains using only his nerve and a highperformance
Audi. (AC,AL,BN,V) PG13-1:28.
MAX Sept.3,8,14,20,26,30
TREMORS 2: AFTERSHOCKS The giant,
ravenous graboids are back and ruining an
oil company’s business by eating
everything in sight. Fred Ward. (AL,V)
PG13-1:39. HBO Sept.4,24
TRUST THE MAN Two New York couples seek
solutions to their problems in this romantic
comedy. Billy Crudup, David Duchovny,
Maggie Gyllenhaal, Julianne Moore. (AC,
AL) R-1:40. MAX Sept.2,14
TWIN FALLS IDAHO Conjoined twins
venture into the outside world...and find it
challenges the integrity of their relationship.
(AC,AL) R-1:51.MAX Sept.19 TWINS Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny
DeVito are the unlikeliest—and loopiest—
twins ever to cut the cord after a genetic experiment gone wrong. (AC,AL,V)
PG-1:47. MAX Sept.8
UNITED 93 The horror and heroism of
September 11, 2001, is seen from the
perspective of the one hijacked jet that did
not reach its intended target. (AL,V) R-
1:51. HBO Sept.10,30
WAKING LIFE Richard Linklater’s acclaimed
animated film follows its protagonist
through a haunting series of dreams. (AC,
AL) R-1:41. MAX Sept.17
WALLACE & GROMIT: THE CURSE OF THE
WERE-RABBIT Wallace and his mute mutt
Gromit race to stop a monstrous herbivore
in this 2005 Oscar®-winner for Best Animated
Film. G-1:25. MAX Sept.6
A WEDDING Director Robert Altman’s biting
1978 satire of America’s last great tribal rite.
Carol Burnett, Mia Farrow, Desi Arnaz, Jr.
(AL,BN) PG-2:05. MAX Sept.23
WEIRD SCIENCE Two teen nerds use their
computer wizardry to create a beautiful high-tech
goddess with superhuman powers. Anthony
Michael Hall, Kelly LeBrock. (AC,AL,BN,MV)
PG13-1:33. MAX Sept.14
WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE Scientists race
to build a rocket ship before doomsday
arrives in the form a maverick star hurtling
towards Earth in this 1951 classic. Richard
Derr, Barbara Rush. G-1:22.MAX Sept.16
WHITE HUNTER, BLACK HEART Drama
based on John Huston’s making of The
African Queen. Clint Eastwood stars. (AL,V)
PG-1:52. HBO Sept.14,20,25
WHITE PALACE The relationship between
a young, successful widower and a middleaged
waitress is put to the test by society’s
norms. Susan Sarandon, James Spader. (AC,
AL) R-1:43. HBO Sept.27
WHO’S THE MAN? Doctor Dre and Ed Lover
star as barbers-turned-cops in a drug-laden
Harlem hood in this comedy. (AC,AL,V)
R-1:29. MAX Sept.13,24
WIDE SARGASSO SEA A plantation heiress
enters into an arranged marriage that
begins as a dream...until the force of her
desires begins to drive him away. (AC,AL,
N,SC) NC17-1:38. MAX Sept.14 WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY
Gene Wilder is the world’s
greatest candymaker in this musical fantasy
based on Roald Dahl’s acclaimed children’s
story. G-1:40. MAX Sept.13
THE WITCHES OF EASTWICK A trio of
witches go looking for Mr. Right—and up
pops the satanic Jack Nicholson! Cher, Susan
Sarandon and Michelle Pfeiffer. (AC,AL) R-
1:58. MAX Sept.1,17,28
WOLFEN Werewolf-like beings of
extraordinary intelligence run wild in New
York City. Albert Finney stars as a detective
who tries to solve the case. Gregory Hines.
(AL,GV,N) R-1:54. MAX Sept.24
X-MEN: THE LAST STAND An antibody that
can turn mutants normal results in war in this
third entry in the X-Men saga. Hugh Jackman,
Halle Berry. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:44. HBO
Sept.1,5,7,9,11,13,15,27
YESTERDAY HBO Original Movie Inspiring
2004 Oscar®-nominee for Best Foreign
Language Film about an African woman
with AIDS who vows to see her daughter go
to school. Leleti Khumalo. Widescreen.
(AC,AL,V) R-1:33. HBO Sept.3
YOU, ME AND DUPREE The honeymoon
comes to a grinding end for two
newlyweds who take in the groom’s
slacker best man. Owen Wilson, Kate
Hudson, Matt Dillon. (AC,AL,BN,MV) PG13-
1:49. MAX Sept.22,24,26,30
YOU’VE GOT MAIL Tom Hanks and Meg
Ryan are rival bookstore owners who fall in
love via their anonymous cyberchat! (AC)
PG-2:00. MAX Sept.3,12,21
"United 93"
The horror and heroism of September 11, 2001, is seen from the perspective of the hijacked airplane that did not reach its intended target, thanks to a selfless group of passengers. Described by Variety as “taut, visceral and predictably gut-wrenching,” United 93 chronicles the flight as the four hijackers take control and steer a
course of terror. While air-traffic controllers and military personnel scramble in the wake of planes slamming into the Twin Towers, the passengers of Flight 93 realize they are part of another suicide mission—and that they are the only hope to stop it. Written and directed by Paul Greengrass. United 93 is showing in September: HBO Sept.10,30, HBO SIGNATURE Sept.19, @ 10:30 AM. Sept.28 @ 12:50 AM, HBO,HBO LATINO and HBO HighDef. Oct.1 @ 3:10 AM
All 3000 names (AL,V) R-1:51.
United 93 movie trailer (click twice to play clip)
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