Sir Weeze
The Sir Weeze was raised by monks in Eastern Europe, after his small Indian village on the beaches of Goa in which he was raised was torched to the ground by men later to be revealed as ancestors to ex-tyrannic ruler Slobodan Milosevic. There he was vocally trained by what history has later revealed to be one of the first known Gregorian Choirs. One monk in particular named him Sirvenius Weezengrautinich, meaning "Chest of Fire Without Regard". Seeking more dynamic in his life, he fled to Denmark where he was a simple farmhand, where he built dexterity in his hands and arms by throwing around gigantic bales of hay in the lush fields of Copenhagen. From there he migrated to Spain, settling in Barcelona and drinking day and night until he was deported for stealing horses. With nowhere else to go and no more booze, he sobered up and rode on a barge for two weeks until he ended up in the United States, where he shortened his name to "Sir Weeze" for convienence's sake. He became exposed to electric guitar and found a Tascam 414 laying in the garbage one day, and went and bought a Radioshack microphone for $8. He began to record comedy songs, but it was mostly crap, with emphasis on haphazardly throwing together abstract ideas, loosely forming songs. Evidence of this is rampant throughout the first three full-length Sir Weeze albums, "What Am I Doing?", "Genetic Disaster", and "Spite Makes the World Go 'Round". Not coincidentally, these albums were concieved while Sir Weeze was 17, 18 and 19, respectively. Fortunately for everyone with ears and a brain, Sir Weeze is considered a perpetual work-in-progress, with 2002's "Self Parody" being a substantial step forward. A decision was also made to create a "Best of Old School Sir Weeze", so that when a citizen asks to hear some of the older comedy songs, he or she doesn't have to sit through bullshit like "Flare" and "I Don't Know".
Sir Weeze has since been split into two separate entities, with the comedy stuff staying as Sir Weeze and the more "serious", musically focused work to now be under the handle Self Parody, because that's not nearly confusing enough.
I Win
DBR 036
Format: CD-R
Recorded at: Apartment, parents' house, GZeus' house
Production/Mixing: Alexander David Scott
Graphic Design: Alexander David Scott
Release Date: October 11th, 2005
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1 James Hetfield and Rob Zombie Sing Mary Had a Little Lamb
2 The 81st Chakra of Annihilation
3 A Conversation with Mike Patton
4 Chris Cornell Has Voice Trouble
5 Non-Descript (pop version)
6 Mental Awkwardness Between a Band and its Audience
7 Peter Steele Gets Ready For a Show
8 Oblique Earthly Stillborn Crucifix
9 A Pack of Baseball Cards
10 The No-Chance-in-Hell Game
11 Mega Man 2
12 Street Fighter Alpha Omega Zero 3000 Rainbow Ultimate
Super Delta Disco Dream Miracle Dragon Sleeper Fire Wizard
Part 9, the Sequel vs SNK
13 Creed Guy Gets the Last Word
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The Best of Old School Sir Weeze
DBR 022
Format: CD-R
Recorded at: Parents' House
Production/Mixing: Alexander David Scott
Graphic Design: Alexander David Scott
Release Date: November 18th, 2003
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1 Contra
2 Enjoying My Current State of Existence
3 Fat Guy Outta Control
4 Good Wholesome Molestation
5 Bi-Polar
6 Death Lies Dead in the
Dead Blood of the Dead
7 Contra, Level 2
8 Creed Sucks
9 Sin-Atra
10 Forty Six and One
11 Suck the Medley
12 Slipknut
13 Blades of Steel
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Self Parody
DBR 007
Format: CD-R
Recorded at: Wherever
Production/Mixing: Alexander David Scott
Graphic Design: Alexander David Scott
Release Date: December 17th, 2002
Lyrics
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1 Backup Plan
2 A Prepared Statement
3 Paraphrase
4 Self Parody
5 Barring Any Last Minute Change
6 watch mE BE An aRtIsT
7 Make Room For Filler
8 Silencer
9 Pseudo-Epiphany
10 Default
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Spite Makes the World Go 'Round
DBR 007
Format: CD-R
Recorded at: Parents' House
Production/Mixing: Alexander David Scott
Graphic Design: Alexander David Scott
Release Date: April 3rd, 2001
Lyrics
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1 Hi, I'm Here to Ruin Everything
2 Blades of Steel
3 Pretense
4 Forty Six & One
5 Candyland
6 Basic(s)
7 Tropophobia
8 Suck the Medley
9 Sfumato
10 d00d!
11 Slipknut
12 Spite Makes the World Go 'Round
13 Torn Cartilage
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Genetic Disaster
DBR 003
Format: CD-R
Recorded at: Parents' House
Production/Mixing: Alexander David Scott
Graphic Design: Alexander David Scott
Release Date: August 8th, 2000
Lyrics
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1 You Lose
2 Forever Endeavor
3 Contra, Level 2
4 Media
5 Flint McKnives
6 Mouth
7 Hell Awaits in the USSR (with Sathra)
8 Kink
9 Creed Sucks
10 Shallow
11 Neapolitan
12 Flare
13 Oracle Ministry of Justice
14 Sin-Atra
15 Dallas
16 Calm
17 Dreamsicle
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What Are YOU Doing? (Remix Album)
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DBR 002
Format: CD-R
Recorded at: Wherever
Production/Mixing: Alexander David Scott and The GZeus
Graphic Design: Alexander David Scott
Release Date: July 4th, 2000
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1 Glowsticks
2 Good Wholesome Molestation (Italian remix)
3 Contra (German remix)
4 Woodbury, MN (metal remix)
5 You Lose (underwater remix)
6 This Song Will Really Annoy the Living Hell Out of You (annoying remix)
7 Orgasm (porno remix)
8 Orgasm (heroin remix)
9 Rudy T Dog (GZeus remix)
10 Ivy Ass
11 I Love You (loving remix)
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What Am I Doing?
DBR 001
Format: CD-R
Recorded at: Parents' House
Production/Mixing: Alexander David Scott
Graphic Design: Alexander David Scott
Release Date: April 11th, 2000
Lyrics
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1 Quick and Painless
2 Good Wholesome Molesation
3 Bi-polar
4 Orgasm
5 Death Lies Dead in the Dead Blood of the Dead
6 Contra
7 Mike Kollers
8 Rudy T Dog
9 Woodbury, MN
10 Run For Your Life (Grunge Part 2)
11 Enjoying My Current State of Existence
12 Spy Hunter
13 I Don't Know
14 Fat Guy Outta Control
15 Warhorse
16 Atheist Woman
17 This Song Will Really Annoy the Living Hell Out of You
18 I Love You
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