Ricky Martin SUCKS

This guy has absolutly no talent whatsoever. I mean, he has nice hips. And he has...well, his hips are all he's got. His voice sucks (you know it does), he's not really that cute, and he's a one-hit wonder. When he had a concert in Denver, a local radio station had a "Ricky Free Weekend", where all weekend long they were giving away CDs that are not Ricky Martin. Well that's easy considering it's a rock station. (Hey, if you're ever in Denver, listen to 106.7 KBPI.) I got a kick out of the tabloid magazine cover that said "Is Ricky Martin gay?" And they had this gay picture of him. HAHAHA!!! This is what I have so far. I know it's incomplete, but I'm working on it. I'm only one person!

Hey, I wonder what would happen if you click on Ricky Martin's stupid face...