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CLASSIFIEDS
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I'm Waiting fer your answer.
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Belinda; Age 81, Moncton, NB
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Life is short but we still have alot of beauty things to live with like make up and sex aids. I describe my self as a romantic, caring, irresponsible woman.
I like to exercise my body as well as my brain, I enjoy looking at music, listening to TV and seeing donuts travelling past my window.
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Cucumber Sandwiches and more...
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Bazza; Age 55,
Redneck, NB
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I seek a female companion for occasional and discreet tea and cucumber sandwich meetings.
Hugging and kissing are priorities, as well as some real sweaty humping sessions. Please have a little knowledge of history and geography.
As I'd like to know my way around you! Call Bazza 555-HORN
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Likes it rough.
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Estelle; Saint John, NB
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Hi, I am looking to meet someone to kick the shit out of. I like to treat others the way I like to be treated.
I have a tough personality and love to break wind. Drama is for drag queens so don't bring me down.
I been hurt before honey and it won't happen again! Call 555-7865
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Submissive Partner Required!
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Suki; Muddyview, NB
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I am almost eight feet tall. I have long hair which I wear up to my knees but
sometimes in a pony tail. I'm very fit and strong. I am very old fashioned and still ride a bike and I can be very strict.
Call 555-2322
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Big, Gay And Handsome.
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Francois;
Dieppe, NB
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BIG GAY SWM, 54. I am a good looking Gay 6'2" tall, 375lb lard ass (with a big belly). I have reddish
pubic hair, blue eyes, a mustache. Into safe and fun times. If you like big chubby boys lets hook-up, no strings attached except my edible one!
Heh! Heh! (Asian Army Men are a plus).
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6.
A Hot Steal
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Baz N' Brad's Grand Theft Auto's;
Salisbury, NB
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2000 CHEV MALIBU V6, Automatic, Loaded with airgun. We Stole it for $13,495 Only 54 kms Call Baz or Brad, 555-3003
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0% Down! Pay Now! Nothing Later!
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Crazy Crippens Car Deals;
Lewisville, NB
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2001 PONTIAC GR AM GT Fully Loaded with heavy artillery, V6, Black
in Color Only $19,995-own $140 biwkly.
Got no Credit? Got Credit Problems? We can sort you out! Call Crazy Crippens Car Deals 555-9001
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8.
Eat My Hat If You Don't Get That!
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Wacky Waynes Wheels;
Muddyview, NB
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1993 MAZDA PROTEGE 2 door, 2 spd, am/fm, cassette thrown in. Currently up on bricks. Needs tires. Only reasonable offers refused.
No Trades accepted $25,000 OBO. Call Wacky Waynes Wheels 555-9964
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9.
Tire Bonanza Spectacular Sale!
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CHUCKS BALD TIRES;
Albert Pines, NB
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CHUCKS BALD TIRE SALES. Used, bald tires, all season and winter, for cars, trucks and buses. Low prices. 555-7512
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Dirty Duvet Sale!
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Beds Exetera;
Irishtown, NB
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Tons of giveaway Duvet covers heavily stained with matching
drapes. Were snow white in colour, now come witha tasty yellow tainted splatter design. Almost new. $85, call 555-8642
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11.
Lots Of Crap For Sale!
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Furby's Fecal Fetish
Moncton, NB
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FOUR Dark Brown 12' long stools, very gd cond. $50 each. One previous owner. Slightly mashed. Call Furby 555-1640
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12.
Be Seen On The Town In This!
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Dave's Dresses;
Muddyview, NB
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BEAUTIFUL long silk white dress, with
bright red polka dots size 5-7, New, Detachable purple bow on back, asking $750. Call Dave 555-7673
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13.
MY WIFE'S PUPPIES FOR SALE
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Cleetus and Didi's Animal Cloning Clinic;
Dorchester, NB
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MY WIFE'S PUPPIES. Plus 6 cloned Rottweiler-Poodles cross breed. Call Cleetus and Didi's Animal Cloning Clinic 5555-6091
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FORTUNE TELLING FRIDGE-FREEZER
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Moncton, NB
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FORTUNE TELLING FRIDGE-FREEZER
(2x4 ft.) in fantastic condition. Loaded with smelts and a pet boa constrictor. Asking $1500. Call 555-0935
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Greater Moncton Cavalier is not suitable for minors
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