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CLASSIFIED SECTION
LOCAL BUSINESS
Shelly's Towing and Repairs. Invite us to your next blow-out.
We don't charge an arm and a leg. We just charge for your tows. Call, 555-8676
FUNG-PHAT Asian Cuisine. Daily Special -- Turkey $5.35; Chicken or Beef $5.25; Children $3.00. Call in today!
A-Z Optical. Moncton's A+ Optometrist.
Call now for an appointment and If you don't see what your looking for, you've come to the right place.
Call, 555-LOOKOUT
Ted The Taxidermist. We really know our stuff. Call, 555-6789
Bubb Meatpackers. We'll meat your needs guaranteed! Call, 555-CHOPS
Tired of cleaning yourself? Let our girls do it. Tri-Communities Laundromat Call, 555-5674
FOR SALE
Mixing Bowl Set designed to please a cook with round bottom
for efficient beating. Call Hubert, 555-7723
One Russian Cold War Nuclear Sub. Pristine condition. Superb diving vessel and Whale impersonator.
Great for tricks along the Fundy Coast. Call and make an offer. 555-MILITIA
Antique Desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers. Call Gabriele, 555-9874
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PERSONALS
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Single Female
70 years old. Young looking, blonde hair, blue eyes. Enjoys Snakes and Ladders.
Looking for a young knockout male to play with. Call Clamidia, 555-5932
Catholic Girl. 31 years old, auburn hair, red eyes, smokes and drinks. Likes
to spontaneously combust. Looking for the same in a man. Call, Sonja 555-0911
Dynamite! Single gay male would like to meet a woman to walk in the woods with
on Sundays after Church. Call Gareth 555-9834
Lonely Male 45, Blue hair. Looking for a nice French lady. Hobbies include car theft,
general mayhem and playing the Oboe. Call Ern, 555-BLAST
Challenge me! Professional female, 18, 6ft tall, brown hair, great shape. Likes Sports
and romantic evenings. Any takers? Call Serena, 555-8811
It's worth a try Single goat. 19. Male. Likes grass, daisy's, fields and cheese spread.
Makes a killer glass of fresh milk! Call Billy, 555-BAAA
Confused. 55 years old. Intellectual age of 16. Seeking clear minded handbag who enjoys the beach and eats
meat for an honest man. Casual start. Call Derek, 555-@#$?
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