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PERSONALS
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Are You Into badly Aged Rock Stars With Lots Of Cash?
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Keith;
LA, USA
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I'm a famously filthy rich old fart with a huge libido and a tongue to match. Likes smoking fags, playing guitar and drinking heavily in the company of extremely young ladies who should know better. Wanna make an old man happy? Call: 555-STONED
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Gay Masked Movie Fan Seeks Fulfilling Role-Playing Session.
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Gerald;
Hillsborough, NB
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How would you like to be rodgered by a real stormtrooper? Are you my Artoo or C3PO? We can run around my garden for a while, work up a sweat then get right down to it! Interested? Call: 555-6784
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Sexy Centogenerian Only Has Eyes For You.
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Gerda;
Upper Shagpile, NB
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I am a 102 year old White haired beauty seeking a hansome young man to see out my remaining days. I say see out because my eyes are the only things that still work. Tee! Hee! Hee! If your a good hearted brave young man Call: 555-8943
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High Browed And Horny!
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Mervin;
St. Isadore, NB
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Young, healthy twentysomething man seeking a romantic relationship. I'm a real catch! Fancy reeling me in? Call now 555-8975
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Nice Guy Down On His Luck Needs A Little Cash Advance.
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Maurice; Moncton, NB
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Currently incarcerated in Renous maximun penitentiary for armed robbery under the influence. It was all a mistake, I snorted an entire bottle of paint thinners and went to my local Quikkie Mart for some snacks and before I knew it I'd blown the store to pieces! I'm innocent of course! I just need $2 million to clear this mess up! Call 555-BAIL
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Sexy Red-Head Ready For Romance.
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Rebekah; The Mendips, UK
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Hello! Oh-my-gosh! I have never done one of these before. Where do I begin? Well I'm a British Red-headed Red-blooded (as you can see from the picture) British girl looking for all things nice with a man who love to ride horses, shoot grouse on weekends and ravage a nice rottweiller over cookies and a lovely hot mug of cocoa. Rather! Call 011-44-1234
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Womanly Man Seeks Manly Woman.
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Burt; Woodstock, NB
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40 year old male tractor trailer driver seeking fun times and high octane fun aboard big rig. Likes dressing up as a woman and enjoys being overpowered, verbally abused and being repeatedly spanked by a rolling pin while I'm making jam filled cup cakes. Any takers? Call Reg 555-3453
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Wacky Latina Chick Ready For Your Love.
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Fanita Conchita Sanchez Hernandez; Steep Slope, NFLD
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Hola! Mon Amigos! Fanita is here! One helluva babe! I am new in Newfoundland. Whatta place! I Love tequila and drink my ass off everywhere I go! I wanna expensive Newfie man to have love with. Please have nice teeth and speak a da eenglishh! Comprendez? Call 555-LOVE
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Old Virgin Woman.
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Brenda; Dorchester Cape, NB
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My name is Brenda Stitts. I am almost 62 years old and have been waiting like a rabid hamster on heat for the last 55 years for someone to take me to the stars and back. I'm not really a virgin but I bloody feel like one. Its been years since my husband even looked at me, let alone touched me! Damn I need a good oiling! Anyone remotely interested in saying hello to a decaying old fool should call 555-2345
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10.
Mouth to Mouth Anyone?
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Tabitha; Moncton, NB
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Hi I'm a nurse living in the Moncton area. I am a very caring person who loves looking after the old and the ill. If anyone is interested in giving me a call I will be happy to provide some life saving skills and a little mouth to mouth. Call 555-1265
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Doorman Seeking Sexy Diva.
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Alfonse; Dieppe, NB
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Square jawed muscle bound manic,easily provoked with average intelligence, into fast cars and loose ladies looking for a real good night of minimal social interaction and passion. Call 555-3457
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Incontinent Bald Comedian Will Have You In Stitches.
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Ernie; Halifax, NS
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Oops took my picture the wrong way! Ha! Ha! Haaaaa! That was funny.! Do you like being entertained by balding middle aged incontinent buffoons? Well look no further. If its card tricks, juggling oranges and pulling large objects out of my pockets it all DEPENDS on whether you give me a call. He! He! My jokes are so hilarious! 555-2389
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Middle-aged Housewife Anyone?
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Patricia; Saint John, NB
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I am a Successful 45 year old career woman, Mother of three with a white collar background seeking a nice person of the opposite sex to engage in a casual extra marital affair. Send me a photo of yourself and pop it in my mailbox after you have called me at 555-7895. Please no STD's I had a horrendous job clearing up my last bout of the clap.
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14.
Biddle-Biddle-Biddle Buck!
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Twiki; Hollywood, USA
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Biddle-Biddle-Biddle! Nice threads Buck! Atta Girl Wilma show 'em who's boss! Way to go Buck! Give 'em a blast from me Buck! Your in trouble now Buck! Nice ass Wilma! Biddle-Biddle-Biddle! Etc...
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