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PERSONALS
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Super Fit, Super Naughty and Super Stupid
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Kenny; 21
Correctional Institute Inmate
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Parole here I come! Ready for life in the fast lane ladies? If your a girl into grand theft auto, B&E's and a constant barrage of verbal abuse send your letter to PO BOX 555-442.
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Going To Waste!
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Su-Lin; 91
North Vancouver, BC
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I am divorced 68 years now. Seeking nice guy 30-50 who wants to be my best friend and horny lover. I act much younger than I am and have really nice teeth. My favourite TV show is Pimp My Ride. Call 555-6254
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Single Fat Nova Scotian Youth
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Bazza; Cole Harbour, NS
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Large, heavy, white troublemaker seeks short fat plump woman with a lovely chest to share life with. Currently living out of an old dumpster in the arse-end of town. Willing to relocate anywhere. Call 555-4424
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Bedroom Fun, Bring It On!!!
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Madeleine; 28,
Pokemouche, NB
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Hi. I've been single for quite a while now. Looking for a bit of fun. My friends say I'm honest, warm, caring and good looking. You decide. If your a boy who wants to be cuddled or wants to get it on in the bedroom I can do both, I'm good like that. Tel: 555-2756
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Gay Undergraduate
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Mr. Black; 20, California
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Um Hello. I feel so embarassed posting my requisite here but, well... I'm looking to meet a really nice man of all things. I am currently studying bio-physical religion in the US. I am sensitive, dainty and extremely fragile so please handle me with the utmost care. PLEASE don't tell my father he'd sell me if he knew! Its Conrad Black you see. Call 555-5634
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Call Centre Cutie
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Charley; 24, Moncton, NB
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Fit. Agile. Sexy. High maintenance. Professional inbound calls clerk. Ready to receive your CALL. On call 24 hours a day! If you WANT me. You've got to CALL me. What are you WAITING for? I promise. I won't put you on HOLD... Call 555-2458
Call 555-1277
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7.
Saving My Breath
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Seth; Moncton, NB
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Bitter, disillusioned, unemployed Moncton man, rejected by longtime fiancee,
seeking decent, honest, reliable woman, if there is such a thing in this
cruel town of hatchet-faced bitches. Call 555-3355
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Albert County Chick Into Beer & Sex
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Trina; Hillsborough, NB
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Female, heavy drinker, 19, Hillsborough area. Seeks gorgeous manly sex-a-holic interested in a
woman who loves her pints, cigarettes, bingo and starting fights at three o'clock in the
morning along Main St. during weekends. Do I do it for you? Call 555-2367
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Mid Life Crisis?
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Donald; Shippagan, NB
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I am divored yes. I have children yes. I am gay yes. Now I want to get wild! I want to talk about all that is L'Acadie. I want the sex, poetry, history, suffering, love. All at the same time. I want to write plays. Be seen and heard everywhere I go. I want to be liberated! I want to walk the streets naked! Vive L'Acadie! I want to drink vin rouge in a jacuzzi filled with men and chew on long celery sticks dipped in fine sauce hollandaise. Celebrate with me! Call 555-3490
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Smilin' While I'm Stylin'
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Nikki; Luton, UK
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Hi dont really no wot 2 say but wot vu hell... im 20 n a hairdresser from Luton innit. looking for sum1 2 make me laugh and keep me entertained as i get bored real quick innit. i like 2go out but also like 2 stay in an stuff innit. wanna no me more? Call 011-44-1515-320-3473 an don fuget 2 bring sum smokes wiv u
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I'm Quite The Catch! Are You My Lucky Lady?
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Trevor Fortesque-Smythe; London, UK
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Tall, Loving, black British Gent. Financially secure. Great sense of humour. Enjoys arts and crafts, antique collecting and Polo. Seeking a very hairy unshaven female willing to fulfill my sexual desires on a nightly basis in a timely and accurate fashion. Call 011-44-1515-322-3474
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12.
Like Tongue?
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Sonya; 21, Summerside, PEI
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Quite the piece of equipment isn't it! I'm a student looking for a great guy to hang out with. Oh... I must tell you this before I forget. Last year I was in this production and my tongue played the part of a trouser snake which would go up the pant leg of innocent men and... Oh! er... well... just Call 555-9020 if your interested.
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13.
Pepi Le Pew Seeks Feisty Feline
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Richard; Dieppe, NB
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My role model is a cartoon skunk, but I smell fresher! Day job is a sewage lab technician at the local plant. Hobbies include posing as a Christmas decoration, eating live bacteria and licking the dirt off women's bare feet. You gotta love that! If you want more call 555-2357
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14.
I Won't Disappoint
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Marie; Little Tickle, NFLD
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She's right enough Bye. Evr hed yur fill aan tap o' de kurr? Evr don de natty stoof aan a sat-e-lite dish? Evr don it an de flarr av de local restrant? I hev bye! I'm de gurl fur yoo right? Don mind de bruzzez. I gat um goin down too quick. Iss all fun rite? Call 555-9047
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15.
Multi-Cultural In New Brunswick!
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Suki-Basha-Fleur-Flatikova; Oromocto, NB
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Let`s see ... I am a French, Hispanic, Lithuanian, Chinese, Bavarian immigrant living in Oromocto and a trilingual music lover. I like wine and enjoy good conversations. I work full time. Life for me is ... like a cultural rainbow. I'm physically fit and work out 3 - 4 times a week and sometimes more if I recall. Get all multicultural with me! I promise I'll save my best workout for you! Call 555-4326
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