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Here is my ever-growing collection of some of the best clean jokes that I've come across. To the best of my knowledge these are just jokes and not based on actual facts; so please do not be offended if you have fallen victim to any similar circumstances. At any rate, feel free to send me any jokes that you may have, and I'll post them here as well.

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The Tour
I Feel Better Already
The Fearless Captain
Mathematician, Biologist, and Physicist
Are You Hiring
Wind Currents
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Wind Currents

     Three guys were standing at the top of the Empire State Building in New York City. The first guy says to the second, "You know, the wind currents are so strong here in New York that one could step off the edge of the building and literally float in mid-air due to the upward thrust of the thermal air current."

     "No way, man, you're crazy," said the second guy to the first. So the first guy steps off the edge of the building and just floats in mid-air for about 20 seconds and then returns to the roof of the building.

     The second guy is simply thrilled and says, "Watch me do that," as he steps from the edge of the roof into open air. Of course he falls like a stone straight down to the waiting pavement below - SPLAT!

     The third guy, who has remained quiet the entire time, leans over to the first guy and says, "You know something, Superman, sometimes you can be a real jerk!"

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