Here is my ever-growing collection of some of the best clean political jokes that I've come across. If you are a politician, please try not to be too offended; and remember, it's just words... unless they're true. At any rate, feel free to send me any jokes that you may have, and I'll post them here as well.

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Home Abortion Bill      President Clinton looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one of his aides nervously approach him.      "What is it?" yells the President. "It’s this abortion bill, Mr. President. What do you want to do about it?" the aide asks. "Just go ahead and pay it." responds the President. Trade      Clinton returns from a vacation in Arkansas and walks down the steps of Air Force One with two pigs under his arms. At the bottom of the steps, the honor guardsman steps forward and remarks, "Nice pigs, Mr. President"      Clinton replies, "I'll have you know that these are genuine Arkansas Razor Back Hogs. I got this one for Chelsea and this one for Hillary. So, now what do you think?"      The honor guardsman answers: "Nice trade, Sir."   Home