Here are some of my favorite semiquotes. Feel free to send me yours. I might add them to my list. :) 

"Exactement." -Jacob Slichter

"I understood about three words you said, so..." -Dan Wilson

"So when I call my friends on the phone, should I say: "Hi, it's Grammy nominated Dan calling" ? " -Dan Wilson

"A phrase or a thought will pop into my head and I'll think: Oh, this would be a perfect way to express to my girl that I'm in love with her. Before I know it, I've got a song." -Dan Wilson

"John is like an 8 foot bear." -Matt Wilson
"Except 6 1/2 feet." -Dan Wilson

"I got soul. I'm superbad." -John Munson