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Sightings

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The Drunk Guy is most commonly sighted at local strip clubs and pre-schools. He enjoys looking at women who show themselves for a one-dollar bill and little children, I have no idea why. The Guy has been known to slip on a pair of terminator sunglasses, walk into various pre-schools around the state and consume his prey. The Drunk Guy is also found at (local Mullet-rock band) Knuckle Sandwich shows.

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