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Name: Josh Kates
Birthdate: 8/21/82
Plays: Vocals/Crappy Guitar
Instrument: Fender Mexican Fat-Strat with Gibson 496R Humbucker
Influences: Green Day, Alkaline Trio, Less Than Jake, The Clash, Rancid, Midtown,
Weezer, Reel Big Fish, NOFX, all kinds of crazy crap.
Story: Showering is the tool of the devil. One time I was taking a shower, and Rob Wilcox came in and poured old beer, some bread from our kitchen, and some barbeque sauce on my ape-like body. Since then, I have always feared taking a shower, especially with Rob Wilcox, even though he's so silky and smooth. So that's why if you see me at a show, you probably shouldn't inhale too deeply. You could get the HIV.
Oh.....and Sean rapes dogs. Little, cute ones. |
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