Recipes' for the Soul

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We wanted to be a little different than most and have a page of recipes', not for the stomach, but for the SOUL.

So here are some recipes' to make you laugh when you "need" to, or simply just "want" to.

If you have any that you would like to add, just email it to us, and we will put it up, and give you credit, with a link to your page.

~Love's Recipe~

Take a dash of heart, add a smile or two, sprinkle in some soul, just a smidgeon or more will do....

mix in a little feeling, a gentle look makes it nice, stir in some friendly words, laughter..the choice of spice....

MOM´S BROWNIES (LOL)

Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1 cup margarine in saucepan. Remove teddy bear from oven and tell Jr "no, no." Add margarine to 2 cups sugar. Take shortening can away from Jr. and clean cupboards. Measure 1/3 cup cocoa. Take shortening can away from Jr. again and bathe cat. Apply antiseptic and bandages to scratches sustained while removing shortening from cat's tail. Assemble 4 eggs, 2 tsp.. vanilla, and 1-1/2 cups sifted flour. Take smoldering teddy bear from oven and open all doors and windows for ventilation. Take telephone away from Billy and assure party on the line the call was a mistake. Call operator and attempt to have direct dialled call removed from bill. Measure 1 tsp.. salt, 1/2 cup nuts and beat all ingredients well. Let cat out of refrigerator. Pour mixture into well-greased 9x13-inch pan. Bake 25 minutes. Rescue cat and take razor away from Billy. Explain to kids that you have no idea if shaved cats will sunburn. Throw cat outside while there's still time and he's still able to run away.

Frosting

Mix the following in saucepan: 1 cup sugar 1 oz unsweetened chocolate 1/4 cup margarine

Take the darn teddy bear out of the @#$% broiler and throw it away -- far away. Answer the door and meekly explain to nice policeman that you didn't know Jr had slipped out of the house and was heading for the street. Put Jr in playpen. Add 1/3 cup milk, dash of salt, and boil, stirring constantly for 2 minutes. Answer door and apologize to neighbor for Billy having stuck a garden hose in man's front door mail slot. Promise to pay for ruined carpet. Tie Billy to clothesline. Remove burned brownies from oven.

Author Unknown

~Recipe for Miracles~

Ingredients: ------------------ a.) 1 part of knowing who you are b.) 1 part of knowing who you aren't c.) 1 part of knowing what you want d.) 1 part of knowing who you wish to be e.) 1 part of knowing what you already have before you f.) 1 part of choosing wisely from what you have before you g.) 1 part of loving & thanking for ALL you have ("bad" included)

Instructions:

Combine ingredients together gently and carefully, using faith and vision. Mix together with strong belief of the outcome until finely blended. Use thoughts, words and actions for best results. Bake until Blessed. Give thanks again. Yield: Unlimited servings

"author unknown"

~HAPPINESS CAKE~

1 heaping portion of true love, 1 heaping portion of perfect trust and confidence, 1 heaping portion of tenderness (the most tender available), 1 heaping portion of good humor (a little extra won't hurt), 1 heaping portion of good spirits (the more spirited, the better).

Blend with

1 heaping portion of unselfishness, A dash of interest in all He does, And 1 good helping of work - to avoid this would spoil the flavors.

Mix all ingredients with a large helping of sympathy and understanding combined.

Flavor with loving companionship.

Bake well all your life

Frost with kisses, fond hopes and tender words.

This cake keeps well and should be served often.

"author unknown"

~Recipe For Friendship~
Fold two hands together And express a dash of sorrow Marinate it overnight And work on it tomorrow
Chop one grudge in tiny pieces Add several cups of love Dredge with a large sized smile Mix with the ingredients above
Dissolve the hate within you By doing a good deed Cut in and help your friend If he should be in need
Stir in laughter, love, and kindness From the heart it has to come Toss with genuine forgiveness And give your neighbor some
The amount of people served Will depend on you It can serve the whole wide world If you really want it to
"author unknown"

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