Online bathroom

~Feel free to refresh and relieve. ~ Tired of surfing and having to stop for a pee break? Well, search no more! Welcome to the world's first online restroom facilities. (Well, I'd like to think I was the first to think of it.) Feel free to relieve yourself and freshen up a bit. Just remember, if you sprinkle while you tinkle, be a sweetie, wipe the seatie! Now, what would a bathroom be without the infamous condom machine? Help yourself. Free of charge! We have colored, flavored, ribbed, lubricated, non-lubricated, small, medium, and large. There should be something for everyone! Remember to wrap it up boys! (Let's hope you do a better job then this guy!) Now, we wouldn't want to leave anyone out so, over here we have the Tampax dispenser, and ladies have we got choices! Let's see there's regular, light, moderate, super, super plus, with an applicator, without an applicator, scented, unscented,and lets not forget the very comfortable maxie pad! Don't be shy, every girl does it! And no bathroom would be complete without at least one peeping tom. Yes, as much as we'd hate to admit it, there are those few who love to look through, over and under the bathroom stalls. Watch those skirts ladies! Let's keep it clean folks! No hanky panky in this restroom! Make sure you come back and visit us next week. I'm having a temporary tattoo dispenser installed!

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