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"They DO say you can jump better than a froggy!" ~Mallow "I must have your autograph!" ~ King Nimbus "Hey Mario! Look what you're standing in!" ~Mushroom person "Observe... the thick mustache... covering the sad, innocent smile of a simple fool... And the sideburns... conveying his blue collar roots. And the legs... well defined... Strong. The legs of the masses!" ~Garro "Oh, oh, oh... Mario's already here... He's a fast one, he is..." ~Shy Away "Mario! Let's say you and I get hitched in a few years, okay? Just...give me time to grow into my mother's wedding dress!" ~Mushroom girl "Mario always shows up at about this time to spoil the fun." ~Booster "Then you're THE Mario! WE know about you!" ~Geno "YOU FOOLS!" ~Chef Torte "Over here, NOW! I'll crush you all!" ~Smithy "All we can do is wait here. Don't let us down!" ~the Chancellor "I call it 'A Plumber's Lament'." ~Garro "Mario, what's with the silent treatment?" ~Toad "You picked the wrong people not to bounce with, bub!" ~Shyster "Hey, maybe we could bounce ON HIS HEAD!" ~Shyster "Goodness! You're so kind! I'd like to reward you." ~Booster ""Oops....I think....I missed!" ~Gaz "The chain Mario, hit the chain!!!" ~Princess Toadstool
"Mario, the beetles are gone. Let me guide you to Seaside Town to turn
in the Beetle Box." ~Toad
"I'm a frog, but I can't jump. Embarrasing, huh?" ~Mallow "That rainstorm we had a while back--that was YOU, wasn't it?" ~Frogfucious "I'm paying ya back in spades, kid!" ~Croco "You fools couldn't chase down a pumpkin!" ~Croco "Pipe down, fluffy!" ~Punchinello "Mario! Look at me! I'm a prince!" ~Mallow "Yes, Mallow, the time has come for you to take the bus!" ~King Nimbus "That's 'STAR ROAD', my fluffy little friend..."~Geno "What a coincidence! There's a prince here with the same name as me!" ~Mallow
"Mom! I just saw Geno walking in the forest!" ~Gaz "Uh-huh. And isn't Geno the one who broke my lamp the other day?" ~Gaz's mother "STOP! You don't know what you're doing. RETURN that star to me!" ~Geno "I serve...a higher authority..." ~Geno "Yo! Chill out!" ~Geno "Well, we've won the battle. Now I hope we don't lose the war." ~Geno "Go get 'em, Geno! You're the main man!" ~Gaz "I oughta rip your stuffing out!" ~Bowser "Let's get this show on the road!" ~Geno "A stranger you are... and strange looking at that!" ~Bowyer
"We're pretty sure Mr. Moustache can't break in here. But that turtle looks pretty mean!" ~Snifits "I know what you're thinking....all this power, AND looks, too!" ~Bowser "I'm lightning in a bottle! I'm an earthquake in a can!" ~Bowser "On Tuesday, I'll call a vote and have myself elected Grand Imperial Boss." ~Bowser "This is gonna be excellent!" ~Bowser "Eyyyyyyyyyyaaaaa!" ~Bowser "My, we're a little touchy today, aren't we?" ~Smithy " If Mario doesn't find these star things, I'll have the princess, but then I can forget about my keep..... Can you run that past me again?" ~Bowser " Just ignore that idiot!" ~Toadstool "(I'm so sly!)" ~Bowser
Like the moon over "Mario! Prepare yourself for the great beyond!" ~ Bowser "Fungah! Foiled again!" ~ Bowser "Mwa ha ha!" ~ Bowser "Oh, that, Bowser always does that, you're just too far away to hear him." ~Lakitu
"Oh, my! That's awful! Horrible! ......isn't it?" ~Princess Toadstool "Anyway, I came by to pick up Toadstool, since she's a bit late." ~Toad "So, Toadstool and I are allies now! ...I'll never live this one down!" ~Bowser "Back off, I'm a princess!" ~Princess Toadstool "Tastes... peachy!" ~Belome
"Yo Smithy!" ~Geno "Please...don't make us go through any more!" ~Toadstool "GET OUTTA MY CASTLE!!" ~Bowser "Guuuooooo!" ~Smithy "Guoo!! I am burning with power!" ~Smithy "Gwa ha ha!" ~Smithy "This CAN'T be happening!!" ~Smithy "Guoooooooooooo! C...can't m...move.." ~Smithy "Never have I been so wronged! It is time! I will show you my true form! I will show you my true power! And I will have my revenge!" ~a seriously ticked off Smithy
"How DISGUSTING! That stuff must be CORROSIVE!!" ~Booster "Booster, sir! There's a 70% chance that the object you're standing on is a cake!" ~Snifit 1 "Wasn't that a cushy bed?" ~Hinopio "Ve make za cake for za BIG vedding!" ~Chef Torte "They say I'm a hothead, but I'll show them!" ~Punchinello "Punchinello? Never heard of ya!" ~Mallow "That looks nothing like me!" ~Valentina "I wonder when my next bride will fall from the sky." ~Booster "997! 998! 999! 1000! Nya ha ha! 1000 arrows!" ~Bowyer "I am matter.....I am antimatter... I can see your past.....I can see your future....I consume time.....and I will consume you!" ~Culex, the Dark Night of Vanda
"Give it back...or....or we won't be your friends!" ~Snifit 3
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