Scott: Dude, Aaron, it's so good to have you back.
Aaron: We all owe it to... to... Tara and Kiley... and *hesitates then says dreamily* and... Kari.
Scott: Yeah, we do.
-Kari and Dan run in and get some coffee and sit down-
Aaron: Kari, babe, you've got just a lil' taco sauce right there *Aaron licks his finger and wipes it off of her cheek*.
Kari: Oh, color me silly. Thanks, man. (To Dan) Hey, Hun, hand me some sugar.
*Kari fixes her coffee and realizes something*
*Scott realizes it too*
Scott: Have you guys noticed? This group right here is like one massive orgy. We all much on each other...
Dan: I'm cool with it.
Aaron: Yeah, me too.
Kari: As long as yawl are happy. (Calling down the bus) TARA! Hey, come get your coffee!!
*Tara walks in smelling like hot nooky*
Tara: *giggles as Tavis hops in the room and pecks her on the cheek* So, is everyone okay now?
Aaron: Yeah, as far as we know.
Dan: Yo, I gotta piss. *Gets up to go to the bathroom*
Kari: Hey, skank-boy, how are your burns doing?
Aaron: I don't know... *takes off his shirt*
Kari: *drools* Habita... abitah... pooeatmenow... *makes drooly noises cuz we all know Aaron has the abs... ooooh. hahaha*
Aaron: Can you put some fresh gauze on it, Kari?
Kari: *nods, in awe and shock from saying anything because... well... because Aaron's got the abs and if you ladies saw him half naked you'd be drooling too*
Scott: Damn, I gotta piss. *Gets up to go to the bathroom*
Kari: *putting the gauze on Aaron* Hey, Tavis, Tara, I think we can work something out with the RBF and Tara and I.
*Tavis and Tata sit down and like, lay on each other or something along those lines*
Tavis: Really, what?
Kari: Well, I figure that we should go on the road with you guys for two weeks, and then stay at home for two weeks. Plus, whenever you guys come to us, yawl can chill at our cribs for a little while.
Tara: Yeah, yeah, that does work.
*Carlos walks out of the bunks in an "I Love the Fry-Boy" shirts and Matt follows. They get their coffee and join in on the conversation.*
Matt: I think that would work.
*Aaron stares all spooky at Tara until she is forced to bury her head into Tavis' manly chest*
Carlos: I just need Tara to make my burritos.
Aaron: Yeah, and I need Kari to lust after me.
Tavis: (to Tara and Kari) See, we DO need you guys. We're attached and now we can't let go...
*Kari snaps out of her daze*: Hey, Aaron, can you sing for me? I need some music right now and my guitar's at home.
Aaron: DUDE! No way! You play??
Kari: Ayup. And I fumble around on trombone too.
Aaron: *His eyes get watery and he smiles* No way, me too...
*Kari and Aaron just kind of stare at each other until Scott walks in wiping taco sauce off of his mouth. Kari pretends not to notice.*
Matt: HEY! YOU TWO! WAKE UP!
*Everything goes back to normal*
Kari: Dude, Matt, you are, like the all-knowing God.
Tara: It's the tattoos.
Carlos: That's why we love him.
--in the middle of this awkward moment, the telephone rings--
Tara: *picks up the phone* Hello? Yeah, hang on. *hands the phone to Tavis*
Tavis: Hello? Yeah, this is he. WHAT?? Sure, I mean, I'd love to. Yeah. Today at noon, okay. Thank YOU!! *hangs up the phone and cackles*
Kari: Dude, what happened?
Tavis: Converse wants me to model for them!!!!!!!! AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
*Everyone sits there in shock for a second*
Aaron: That's cool.
Kari: I told you those shoes were gonna pay off one of these days. *Leaves to go find Dan*
Tara: Hunny I'm sooo proud of you. But is it going to interfere with tour?
*Scott quietly sings "Sell Out"*
Scott: Sell out with me, oh yeah, sell out with me tonight, the shoe company's gonna give me lotsa money and everything's gonna BE all right....
Tavis: Peoples, Scott's got a point. I mean, if I go do the shoe thing are people gonna thing I'm a loser for supporting a big brand name like that?
Aaron: Probably, yeah.
Tara: Just go to the meeting and see what happens.
Matt: I wanna go go-cart-racing.
Everyone: YEAH! Let's go!
-later at the go-cart track-
--Carlos is in the lead and Matt is trailing close behind. Tara and Tavis are in a double car, as well as Dan and Kari... they're driving really slow and pissing Aaron, Scott, Matt, and the Los off.--
Matt: *crashes into Dan and Kari* Move it, you two! I gotta get up to Carlos!
Dan: EAT MY BALLS! *flicks Matt off*
Kari: Okay!! *giggles*
-Everything seems to go back to normal until Scott's go-cart flips. Kari and Aaron are first on the scene.-
Aaron: *flips the go-cart back over with his mighty abs and with the great strength of his shoes* Scott?! Scott?? Are you okay my bunny?
Scott: Eehhhbsdgskasjshfjfj *hurt noise*
-Scott lies on the ground in a crumpled mess-
Kari: Scott! Oh, I swear on Dan's great balls that you're gonna be okay!
Dan: Huh? Well, hey, all right... as long as they're "great" balls.
*Matt and Carlos are still racing around the track*
Tavis: *gets out of go-cart and lifts Scott up* Dude. Shake if off, dude. You're okay.
Scott: *walks around with Tavis and stutters* I-I-I D-d-d-don't k-know wha-wha-what happened. My ass hurts, man.
Aaron: Scottie! *embraces Scott in his arms and eats his balls real quick*
Scott: *smiles and kisses Aaron on the cheek* Aarrrooonnn!! My stud!
Tavis: *looks at watch, wipes off mouth* Shit, it's 11:45. I've got to go to my modeling appointment in 15 minutes. You guys want to come?
Tara: I wouldn't miss it for the world. *takes Tavis by the hand*
Kari: MATT! LOS! We gotta go!
-Matt and Carlos stop the go-carts and giggle insanely-
-Everyone hops into Tavis' super-Falcon and goes off to the Converse building-
Tavis: Wow, this place rocks.
Kari: Oooh... shoooees... I love shoes. Aaaahhh... shoooess... *she does this during the whole visit*
Tara: Tavis, Hunny, are you sure you want to do this?
Tavis: I don't know, chicky, I could use a new pair of All-Star's.
Aaron: Be careful, Tavis, you can't sell out on us.
Scott: Yeah, I turned down Calvin Klien when they wanted me to model for their thong underwear.
Matt: Dude, that didn't happen.
Scott: Oh, well, it COULD. *sticks his tongue out at Matt*
Tavis: *walks up to the main desk* Yeah, I'm Tavis Werts and I'm here for an appointment.
Main Desk Guy: Yes, Mr. Werts, I see. Go to the second floor, Mr. T. is waiting for you. But you can't bring your friends.
Tavis: Okay. Thank you. (to the group) Hey, people. You can't come with me. Stay down here and play truth or dare or something.
Carlos: Sweet! Okay... Tara, truth or dare?
Tara: Hmm... truth.
Carlos: Is it true that you are the best ball-eater man knows on Earth?
Tara: Heehee, yeah. Okay. My turn. Aaron, truth or dare?
Aaron: Dare!!

...To be continued on a day when Kari doesn't feel like she's going to die....

~Kari

"It's all right, it's okay. It was gonna happen anyway."
"Oooh... you mean the BALLS?!"

Tara: (thinking) dare huh? ok...i dare you to go put a move on THAT chick over there. (points to skanky lookin whore)
Aaron: (swallows hard) um....ok
Kari: this should be quite a giggle
Aaron: (strolls up to the whrore) hi
Whore: hi
Aaron: um...are you modeling here or something?
Whore: No. I'm a prostitute and i'm on a break. (smiles widely) need a date?
Kari: (shouting from the background) NO! (starts to get up)
Tara: (pulls her back down) chill....do the happy dance
Kari: DUDE!
Tara: DO the happy dance!
(kari dances)
Tara; where's the singing?
Kari: aw i don't wanna sing!
Tara: do the singing!
Kari: doin the happy dance...doin the happy dance..ok im cool
Aaron: so um.... (looks pleadingly back at Tara)
Tara: (shakes her head no) you doit! pussy!
Aaron: (sighs) um....nice tits (grabs em!)
Whore: you fucker! (SLAP)
The Party People: ouch!
Aaron: (walking back) you guys happy?
(Tavis comes walking out)
Tara: How'd it go?
Tavis: ok really! they said my feet were really nice.
Tara; i TOLD you toe sucking was a professional thing to do
Tavis: always thinkin babe.
Whore: um....can anyone give me a ride to a diner? im really hungry and i haven't eaten since-
Tara: (whispering to Kari) last client?
Kari and Tara bust out laughing. Whore is pissed.
Whore; well?
Tavis: (not knowing shes a whore and just being nice old Tavis) well um..(uneasily) i guess we could drop you off somewhere.
Dan: dude, weak
(everyone goes to the diner including whore and have some bites to eat. they return to Tara's quiant apt to chill for a while. Whore isn't leaving)
Tara: look, whore, um i think you better leave now.
Whore: sure can i just use your bathroom?
Tara: (shuddering at the thought of having to disenfect her toilet seat after she usuaes it) um yeah....but Tavis is in there so wait by the door
Whore: k. (walks into bathroom when no one is looking, Tavis is just leaving)
Tavis: oh sorry, i was just leaving.
Whore: (devilish grin) you don't have to....(starts to unbutton collar)
Tavis: um no....
Whore; whats wrong? you know you want it
Tavis:no i fuckin don't....let go of me (trying to wriggle away)
Whore: now baby! (attacks him like the whore she is, while he desperatly fights her)
(Tara walks Kari, the Los and Matt to a bedroom so they dont get lost trying to find one and stumbles upon Tavis' prediciment)
Tara: TAVIS! YOU FUCKER!
Tavis: (trying to speak) babe! mmpph! no! mmpph!
Tara: o yeah! well well well! umm....(looks at Carlos and grabs his shirt pulling him to the ground and she jumps on top of him)
Carlos: woah dude!
Tara: (doing every possible sexual thing she can think of to the helpless little Los) yeah! you like that Tavis!!!?!?
Tavis: (managing to break free from Whore runs into the kitchen trying tocontrol his anger) FUCK!!!!
Tara: (strolling in) thats an interesting choice of words but yeah i guess you could say that! (the Los lies on the hallway floor gasping for air)
Tavis: how could you do that???? in front of me???
Tara: look who the fuck is talking mister "i love whores!"
Tavis: she attacked ME
Tara: yeah and Carlos RAPED me!!! you fucking LIE!
Kari: (running in) dude! what the hell was that all about??? who's filming porns and leaing me out???
Scott: um....there's a hooker in the hallway...what should we do about it?
Tara: KILL HER! (runs to Whore) Come on! What you got biatch?!!!?!?
Kari: (jumping into action) YEAH!
Tara: dude....she didn't do anything to you
Kari: well its not everyday i get to beat up a skank....cept for that one time on the peir with britney spears.
Tara: (slapping Kari a high five) right on!
Whore: i'll just be going now.....
Aaron: she's getting away!
Tara: OH NO YA DONT! (grabbing her hair and yanking her back...ew)
Kari & Tara: (beating whore's ARSE!) When i'm in the pit i'm gonna punch and kick! when i'm in the pit doncha knooow! i'm gonna fuck up shit!
Tara: WHAM! (kix head)
Kari: POW! (kicks stomach)
Aaron: SPLAT!
Kari and Tara: (stoppped) what???
Aaron: well i mean she is a Whore! um...i dunno....i'll shut up now.
Tavis: Tara....just for the record....i never did anything ok?
Tara: HMPH! we'll just see! (pulling Whore's head up by her hair) WHORE! Did Tavis come onto you or did you come on to Tavis?
Dan: heehee....come....
Kari: oh i know, EW! (laughing)
(everyone laughs for a minute)
Tara: DID YOU!!?!?
Whore: yeah man! it was all me just please let me go....i think i'm leaking silicone everywhere....
Tara: oh Tavis...i'm sorry i doubted you!
Tavis: its ok babe.
(the double T couple BASEketball kiss)
(Kari, Dan and Aaron triple BASEketball kiss)
(Matt tries to BASEketball kiss the Los but he's still trying to regroup from Tara's attack)
(Scott BASEketball kisses Whore ust cuz he'd never kissed a bleeding whore and the curiosity got to him)
Tara: (wiping mouth) ok..um where was i? o yes...DIE WHORE! (wiggles her fingertips in a magical way and Whore becomes a brunette)
Whore: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Tara: muahahahaaa! i dont get the ruckus! (still laughing) it looks good on me!
(Whore limps out crying and is never seen again)
Kari: Well, Tavis hope you learned an important lesson from all this.
Tavis; what do you mean?
Aaron: see what happens when you sell out to model for shoes?
Tavis: but that had nothing to do with anything
Kari; yes it did Tavis...yes it did
Tavis: (thinking really hard) wha?
Tara: babe...whores and converse are just not mixable
Aaron: (biting into Scotts balls) she's right
Tavis: i guess....
Tara: look, i forgive you...and i'm a little sorry to (leaning over to see behind Tavis) you ok Carlos?
Carlos: um yeah! it's all good...i just um...i have that song by DVDA in my head... "now you're a man!"
Tara: good then....well...i'm feelin frisky!
Tavis: the laundry room it is!
Kari: damn you! that was so my idea!
Aaron: come on Scott, Dan, (smiles) Kari...to TARA's ROOM!
Tara: (calling over from the laundry room) stain my sheets and it's your balls in my table AARON!
Carlos: that's pretty wierd.
Matt: well?
Carlos: dude...not right now...i'm like..in a shock....for as tiny a person as Tara is....she's pretty fuckin strong....she must have stolen Kari KamaSutra or whatever books. Wacky.....

-Tavis and Tara have some great make-up Bondage (YES, BONDAGE! WOOHOO!) on the dryer in the laundry room. Dan, Kari, Aaron, and Scott are orgying in Tara's bed room. Matt and Carlos are still recovering in the living room, watching South Park.-
--In the Laundry room--
Tara: *taking a few breaths* Tavis, I'm so sorry about before. I was, just, just so afraid with you going out to be a model and all that you'd sell out AND have a hot steamy affair with silicone-lips. It's just... just... too much for me to take sometimes.
Tavis: *smiles, panting* Oh, my Tata, it's quite okay. I forgive you and I am dropping the Converse job. They gave me a free pair of red one-star's and that's all I really wanted. Plus I didn't like that Mr. T. guy... he reminded me of someone.
Tara: Shut up and let's nooky!
-Tara and Tavis do their thing again... I don't even WANT to imagine what they could have used in that laundry room... let's just hope Tavis' pubic hair isn't bleached... ahem.-
--In the bedroom with the orgy--
Scott: Oh, yeah, I've been a bad boy. Smack me, Tracy, smack me.
Aaron, Kari, Dan: WHAT??
Kari: What did you say?
Scott: Uhh... I said, "Smack me, Aaron, smack me."
Aaron: No, dude, you said Tracy. Who the fuck is Tracy?
Dan: You suck, man! You're cheating on ALL THREE of us and we can ALL kick your ass!
Kari: (to Dan) Shh, babe. Hush.
*Dan and Kari suck face for a moment because they... well, they wanted to, okay?*
Scott: (to Aaron) I... uhh...
Aaron: Are you cheating on us?!
Scott: Well, yeah... It was a long time ago. *Weird flashback music and weird little dream sequence thing.* I remember it just like it was yesterday... well, that's because it WAS yesterday. I was walking around the outside of Tara's apartment when I saw this hot ass chick... oh Aaron I wanted her so bad. I told her I was a rock star in a kickin' band. You know girls love rock stars.
Kari: Yes- we do. *Starts rubbing Aaron's back*
Scott: Anyway, I brought her home and played some stuff for her on my trumpet and... and... we... had hot, steamy sex. I'm so sorry Aaron.
Aaron: *cries hysterically (He's so sensitive) and turns around into Kari's arms* Boohoohoohohhoooo....
Kari: Aaron, baybay, it's all right. Shh... don't you cry. *mouths words to Scott* We'll be back. *Pulls Aaron out of the room by his hand* (To Dan) Don't you two do anything... err... EACH OTHER!
-Kari and Aaron go into the living room where Carlos and Matt are "watching" South Park. They ignore them and go into the kitchen.-
Kari: Skank-boy, you want any coffee?
Aaron: *through tears* No. Just, just, just hold me, Kari.
Kari: Oh... *holds Aaron by request* Shh... it's okay. I'm here to talk about it.
Aaron: It makes me really mad that he won her over by telling her he was a rock star. I mean, does that impress you?
Kari: To be honest, yeah, but I'm not going to go eat someone's balls JUST because they're a rock star. See, the reason why I love you guys so much, and you Aaron, is because you are GREAT friends, and lovers and junk. I think Tara and I got to know Tavis and Dan before we did anything.. Well, Aaron, you know.
Aaron: *sobbing* I guess... so.
Kari: And, no offense, babe, but how do you think Scott felt when we did our thing a week ago?
Aaron: Yeah... I just need some time.
Kari: Take all the time you want, man. I'm here if you need to talk.
-Matt and Carlos begin moaning when Kari and Aaron decide to go to a movie. The theater is right across the highway, so they decide to walk over there.-
Aaron: What movie do you want to see?
Kari: I want to see Waking Ned Divine. You know old, prune-y naked guys run around on motorcycles. Heeheehee.
Aaron: Uhh... how about the General's Daughter?
Kari: O.. kay.
-While Aaron and K-girl get their tickets Dan and Scott are back in Tara's bedroom eating each other's balls.-
Scott: Do you think they'll mind?
Dan: What they don't know can't hurt them.
-In the laundry room-
Tavis: Oh, Tara...
-Back at the theater-
Kari: Dude! Aaron! Can we get some candy?
Aaron: *giggles* DAMN! You ARE kinky.
Kari: I mean... well... okay. I want some Sour Patch Children and a... a... Dr. Pepper.
Aaron: Okay. *Gets the stuff for Kari but Aaron doesn't have to pay because he has an ultimate-coolness card.*
Kari: *Walks into the theater* Third row sound okay?
Aaron: Yeah, since there's no body at all in here, yeah.
Kari: *sits down* Fuck! This movie has John Travolta in it? WEAK, man! *throws some candy at the screen*
Aaron: Hey! Save some of that candy for me.
Kari: Heehee yeah. *Feeds Aaron a green Sour Patch Kid and they disappear into the seats making out for a really long time... and possibly doing some other stuff but that's for them to know.*
-Back at the apartment Tara and Tavis call their hot bondage quits for the time being and decide that they need REAL food.-
Tavis and Tara: *walk into the kitchen past Matt and Carlos who are sleeping (like actually SLEEPING) together* Awweee... that's the cutest thing I've ever seen.
Tara: *pours a bowl of Lucky Charms* Where are Aaron and Kari?
Tavis: They're probably still in your bedroom.
Tara: Oh, yeah. *munches down on the Lucky Charms*
-In the bedroom-
Scott: *smoking a cig* Wow, Dan... you're so good. Now I see why Kari wants you so bad.
Dan: And remember, pumpkin, this is our little secret...

.... To be continued....

Tara -- SWEET job last time. I'm feeling less nauseous now but I haven't eaten anything. I can't breath and I'm about to go hit on some Afrin... ah.... I hate this wicked cold.

~Kari

"Wow... you're hairy."
-
-An hour or so later at the movies when the plot thickens and things are being blown up-
Kari: Dude! I so hate John Travolta!
Aaron: I know, talk about a loser! I mean, he ruled in Grease and all, and had a really tight ass, but... he's just getting old. That dimply thing in his chin looks like some freak fucking birth defect with his face fat.
Kari: *feeds Aaron another Sour Patch Child* You know what, Aaron?
Aaron: What?
Kari: I really appreciate you. You're a great guy.
Aaron: *hugs Kari* Awww... Will you munch my balls now?
Kari: (can't refuse a good meal of balls) *nods and gets to work*
**BOOM!!**
(In case you haven't noticed, something has happened.)
-A man in a cape busts through the big screen with a "K" on his chest. He's wearing spandex. Not only spandex, but PINK spandex.-
Kari: *wipes off mouth* Weak! It's that lameass Kevin Bacon!
Aaron: Man! You're a disgrace to rock and roll! And we were, umm... trying to enjoy the movie or something.
Kevin Bacon: You cannot resist my music. I make the sweetest sounds on God's green Earth.
Kari: Oh, WHATEVER! I saw you on fucking VH1 and my ears were BLEEDING!
Aaron: Aww.. baby... *Aaron and Kari suck face*
Kevin Bacon: STOP, YOU MORTAL FOOLS! Everything in the Universe is connected to me. The Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon... blah blah balls blah blah *he keeps on talking*
Aaron: Hey, Kari, let's blow this place.
Kari: Yeah, I'm off like a prom dress. *Kari and Aaron leave the theater*
-Back at the apartment-
*Kari and Aaron walk in to see Tara and Tavis in the kitchen and Matt and Carlos holding hands watching "Strangers With Candy"*
Kari: Dude, Tavis, Tara, we just ran into Kevin Bacon.
Tavis: Oh he's a lame-o.
Tara: Yeah, I can't stand him. He doesn't sing, he breaks glass.
Aaron: *grins and runs to the bedroom* Follow meeee!
*Kari follows Aaron*
-They walk into Tara's bedroom to see Scott eating Dan's balls. Aaron and Kari stand there holding hands in shock.-
Kari: Hey, Jew! Get off of my love monkey!
Aaron: Yeah, and Kari's love monkey- Get off of my Jew!
Kari: Wow, he's hairy...
*Kari shoots a look at Aaron and runs out of the bedroom, then runs out of the apartment.*
Kari: *Gets out a Newport and smokes it* Fuck. I knew this was going to happen. Man... Scott's REALLY hairy. I must have been too drunk to remember--
Tara: *Opens the door to find Kari* Hey- do you want to go to a male strip club?
Kari: Hell yeah! I'm so up for it. Leave the guys alone. They need to straighten themselves out. Aaron, Scott, Dan, Carlos, and Matt need to find their heterosexual souls again.
Tara: Oh, Gawd, I know.
*Tara and Kari hop into Tara's 52 HPV*
Kari: Dude, turn the radio up. Score. It's Red Hot Chili Peppers.
*Tara turns it up*
Tara and Kari: *singin* Scar tissue that I wish you saw...
Kari: I don't know anything else.
Tara: Heehee, me either. Let's listen to some ... hmm... Britney Spears.
Kari: Girl, weak! Only if we can roll down the windows and turn it all the way up!
Tara: OF COURSE! *Cackles for a second and puts on ...Baby One More Time*
-The Happy Party Vehicle pulls up to the strip joint-
Kari: Wow. I didn't know we were going to "The Businessman."
Tara: Oh, man, of course. This place has got the hottest guys.
-Both show proper ID and walk in-
Kari: Is that Kiley?
Tara: What? Where?
*Kari and Tara advance to the main stripping stage*
Kari: Dude! I so did not know that Matt Stone worked here!
Tara: KILEY! Hey!!
Kiley: Yo, my gurls. What are you two doing up here?
Kari: Oh, the guys were being seriously gay so we decided we needed some visual candy.
Tara: Yeah, what she said.
Kiley: Aren't you psyched? Matty got a job here!
Tara: That's real wacked. I think you should go back to my place with us after a while and straighten Scott back out.
Kari: Yup. He was eating my man's balls when I was eating his man's balls... or something.
Matt Stone: *walks up* Jerry Springer can help you people out.
Kari: Hey. I know I'm trailer trash but... wow. You have nice hair.
Matt Stone: Thanks, dude.
Tara: Matthew! Long time no see! Since when did you get a job here??
Matt: Oh, it was sometime after BASEketball. Like I said, it's not my fault that I have a sweet ass.
Kiley: *snaps Matt's G-string* Yeah, but that's MY hot ass of yours.
Matt: Awww... Kiley... *kiss kiss*
-Kari and Tara take a seat and watch some guy strippers for a while until they decide to go home.-
Tara: Hey, Kiley, babes, let's high-tail it back to my apartment.
Kiley: *wipes off mouth* Okay.
-Everyone gets in Tara's car and heads back home. Then everyone walks in to see... to see... to see... to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see to see... (sorry, my computer stutters) everyone sitting on the couch. (You thought there was gonna be a cliffhanger there, huh? Well, HA!)-
Scott: My Kiley!
Kiley: Teeheehee... hello mister.
*Scott and Kiley wander off into the bathroom*
Tavis: Where'd you guys go?
Tara: Oh, we went to The Businessman.
All of the guys: Ewww... gross.
Aaron: Did you see Matt Stone up there?
Kari: Yeah... how'd you know?
Aaron: It's the shoes.

.... I was gonna go somewhere with this and then I decided not to. I figure Tara can pick up well from here.

~Kari "Well, Real World's coming on."
"Yeah, and Justin's a hottie."
"So I gotta go watch my gay guy. Later!"

Oh, yeah, thanks to Meghan for the Kevin Bacon reminders! :)