*back on the bus*
Scott: *banging on... Carlos'... door (What were you thinking, huh?!)* CARLOS! Get out of that room, homey! I've lost Dan! I need Dan! I LOST HIM! HELP!
Carlos: *muffled* No way, dude, you didn't lose him. He's in here.
Scott: Then unlock your fucking door, homo!
Carlos: *opens door, zips up pants* What?!
Scott: Fucking weak! EWW!
Carlos: What? We didn't do ANYTHING!
Dan: Yeah. We weren't having sexege. What do you want, Klopfer?
Scott: I need you to help me find my Jew fuzz. I have seemed to lost it.
Dan: Yes, I see that you have shaved. You're improving. Now go away.
Scott: No! I had it a second ago! I don't know where it went!
Carlos: *agitated* Ask your lover, homo rainbow.
Scott: I lost Aaron, too!
Dan: Aaron probably has your Jew fuzz.
*JUST THEN, Tara and Kari walk in with flowers*
Tavis: *Hops up from the couch where he was watching Blues Clues* HEEEEEY BABE! How are ya? *snugglege*
Tara: I'm confused.
Tavis: Whyeee?
Tara: You'll find out.
Kari: DAN REGAN! Get your fine ass over here! I need to talk to you!
Dan: Yes ma'am? What have I done? I told you earlier, I didn't steal your Pez!
Kari: No, Dan, this is serious.
Dan: What??
Kari: Are you and Carlos freaky with each other?
Dan: N--
Scott: *puts hand over Dan's mouth* YES! I saw them!
Carlos: Dude, weak.
Dan: *bites Scott* Mother fucker.
Kari: *teary eyed* Well?
Dan: No, Kari. I am not with Carlos.
Kari: Then why have you been so distant lately? Do you have ass cancer?
Dan: No. I don't have ass cancer.
Kari: THEN WHAT??!?!?!?!!
Dan: *hangs his head* Well, in all honesty... It's... I... I have a wife.
All: *GASP*
Kari: A WIFE?!
Dan: Well, I'm engaged, at least.
All: *GASP*
Kari: Engaged? Dan! Why?
Dan: Maybe because she's the one for me?
Kari: But... we had so much fun together... we... *sniffle* Oh, Tara, hold me! *faints*

*hold me now by the tohmpson twins is playing*
Tara: it's ok duder.....don't cry.....*nervous look to Dan*
Dan: oh like I can help it if i have a sweet ass....psshhhh
Kari: no...no, you cant. *SOB*
Carlos: no,.....no you cant. *giggle*
Tavis: i know how ya feel, Dan.
Tara: *smirk* that you do.
Kari: FOCUS ON ME PLEASE?!!??!?
Tara: come on Kari.....we're going to eat ice-cream.
Scott: ice-cream? why the fugg....?
Tara: psshhh.....it's a chick thang. you go jerk your dick or something you MAN!
Scott: MAYBE I WILL!
Tara: YEAH, FINE!
Scott: YEAH! *leaves*
Tara: YEAH!
Carlos: MAYBE ILL GO HELP HIM!
Tara: FINE!
Carlos: FINE!
Kari: GAY! we're focusing on KARI!
Carlos: right. *leaves*
*Aaron and Tavis are eating ice-cream with the chix*
Aaron: it was bound to happen sometime
Tavis: yeah i mean he was showing all symptoms.
Tara: no he wasnt. this was totally random!
Aaron: oh right. well i guess he just wants to get married.
Tavis: he's in looooooooove.
Kari: looooooove?
Tavis: yeah, i mean people do crazy shit when they come down with love.
Tara: fancy that.
Kari: well now wut am i supposed to do?
*just then....the phone rang!*
Tara: i got it *picking it up picking it up picking it up* hello?......oh sure....who's this?...really?...HEY!.......im ok......here's kari
Kari: *looking at her quizzically* hello?
*on the line*
Ariel: Kari?
Kari: Ariel?
Ariel: hey you remembered!

KARI IS SQUEAKING! OH, THE POSSIBILITIES! SQUEAKEGE! ARIEL! TARA, I LOVE YOU!
I'll write a story soon... I just have to go to a softball game now...
heehee... Ariel. Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Ehehehehehe.
~Kari

From: Thrasher: wjt1321@garnet.acns.fsu.edu
YEAH BUDDY!!! I was missing this stuff! :-)
Hehehehehe.
John

Kari: *on phone* Umm... dude, how the fugg could I forget? We had magic when we had Jewish nose bumpege. Y-y-you have a place in my heart.
Tara: *nudges Tavis* Ay?
Tavis: *winkege* Shhh.
Ariel: *on phone* Hahaha. Yeah. I just, uh, wanted to know if you are gonna be free tomorrow?
Kari: *squeakege on phone* Am I free? Fukin a! I'm so fukin free!
Aaron: Whoa, dude! Language! Virgin ears!
Tara: Virgin, my ass!
Kari: *aside* Shutup, homos! *on phone* Anyway... you can come chill with me and the Fishies, I suppose.
Ariel: *whispering on phone* But they don't like me...
Kari: *on phone* It'll be okay. I'll protect you. We can make insane South Park movie watchege, okay?
Tara: *snickering* Mission name: finding the clitoris.
Aaron: Word, dude.
Ariel: *on phone* That sounds rad. I guess I'll see you then?
Kari: *phonege* Yeah. Totally. Later homey. I'm out like Kevin Bacon.
Ariel: *phone* Whack, dude. Bye.
Kari: *hangs up the phone* TARA! *SQUEAKS* ARIEL!! JE WISH! A REAL JEW *gigglege* LEFT HANDED! ROCKSTAR BREATH! *sigh* I think I'm gonna explode.
Aaron: *eating banana split seductively* It's a wonder how quickly she forgets about Dan.
Kari: But, Aaron... Ariel is all new and squeaky clean and he's all a Hippopotamus!
Tara: Dude. Aaron, Tav, there's no touching her Hippo obsession.
Kari: It'll pass... but, dammit, SEIZE THE FUCKING DAY!

~Kari
(Wondering why her parents had to rent that fucking Kevin Bacon movie...)
(Robege chillege!!!)

Tara: WELL! Tavis, help me get out the good table cloth. We have real live Jews coming over! Well.....one.....
Tavis: What is it with you and Jews?
Tara: They're beasts in the sack.
Tavis: I feel so inferior.....
Aaron: You're not Jewish, Tara
Tara: I can dream can't I?
Kari: This is all so.....so sudden! TARA! We must *whispering so Aaron can't hear* raid Aaron's closet!
Tara: Word.
*they leave for Aaron's glam rock walk in closet*
Aaron: Well, this is all quite random indeed.
Tavis: I'm a little worried....
Aaron: why is that man?
Tavis: Well.....ever since Tara became aquianted with the Hippopatimi I feel.....not good about myself.
Aaron: Aw that's only because she forced Kyle to be her best friend. Kyle isnt around anymore though.............
Tavis: she wouldnt stop crying for days.....
Aaron: yeah and the whole thang with Louis was just a hava naghila. aint no thang
Scott: *running in* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *running out*
Carlos: *right behind him* GO!
Dan: *running in* FUGGERS! I'm an engaged man! no speed munching in my sleep and then putting my hands in warm water! you fucks!
Aaron and Tavis: *shrug*

**cut away to Tara and Kari in Aaron's Glam Walk-in Closet**
Tara: *sorting through clothes* HEY! It's those edible underwear!
Kari: Eww. Weak, dude.
Tara: For real. Who knows who THEY'VE been on!!
Kari: Narstay thoughts! Narstay thoughts!! Umm. Okay, Tara. I'm going for the street punk but innocent girlie look. I figured that Aaron would have some threads in here to help me out.
Tara: The Union Jack shirt!
Kari: RAWK! But that'll make my thingies look big.
Tara: And that's a problem WHY?
Kari: Oh yeah. *gigglege*

**Cut away to Aaron, Scott, Carlos, Tavis, and Dan**
Tavis: This is whacky.
Aaron: Damn horn players.
Dan: *growlege* Honestly, I'm sick of this munchege! Dammit, I'm trying to find my heterosexuality!
Scott: Heterosexuality?
Carlos: What, is that like finding Jesus?
Tavis: Wait. I thought he actually WAS Jesus.
Dan: Oh yeah. Good point.
Aaron: *eyeing Scott as he eats his banana split*
Scott: *singing* Say my name, say my name, when no one is around you, say baby I love you.
Carlos: *singing* If you ain't runnin' game. Say my name, say my name.

**cut away to Kari and Tara at Aaron's Closet*
Kari: *singing* You actin' kinda shady ain't callin' me baby, why the sudden change?
Tara: *does butt slapping motions, singing* Say my name, say my name!!!!!!!
Kari: *yelling* BETTER SAY MY NAME, BITCH!
Tara: *gigglege* Anyfreakinwayz...
Kari: Hehehe. I'm gonna steal these glittery pants from Aaron. I don't think he'll mind.
Tara: Dude, he's got like fashion taste way too rad for his own self.
Kari: You're tellin' me.
Tara: So you and Ariel are gonna have baked potato cuddlege?
Kari: Mebbeh.
Tara: And you've forgotten totally of Dan?
Kari: No, not totally... Actually, not at all. I think I'm just rebounding, and I've wanted Ariel's nutz for a while anyway.
Tara: Plus he's Jewish.
Kari: That NEVER hurts.
Tara: *winkege* Actually, it may... ifyaknowwhatimean.
Kari: Eeeeeeeehehehehe! Aww yeah! *gets serious* I bet ya five dollars he's a better baller than Dan.
Tara: What, was Dan no good in the bed?
Kari: Ewww. No, actually, he wasn't.
Tara: *GASP!* How did you live with bad sexege?
Kari: I don't know, dude, I just don't know... *pause* I guess the sideburns covered for it.

Tara: How utterly and morally wrong.
Kari: I suppose.
Tara: OH! Actual KISS platform shoes!
Kari: sweet
Tara: sweet ASS sweet!
Carlos: *randomly wandering in* the stripper's here.
Kari: wha?
Carlos: i mean! the hippos. sorry. got caught in a very bad things moment.
Tara: excellent.
*the 3 walk into the kitchen*
*everyone is sitting around staring at each other*
Ariel: well......
Scott: so.....
James: *cough*
Matt: *clear my throat*
Kari: uh....
Random Criket in the background: *chirp*
Tara: Who wants some sushi?
Everyone: ME!
Kari: Hi Ariel!
Ariel: Hi, Kari! Wanna go have random casual sects?
Kari: SURE! *they go*
Dan: Well, that didnt take very long.
Tara: LOUIS!
Louis: TARA!
Tara y Louis: hava naghila! *dancing*
Rich: You dumb sluts arent even Jewish.
Danny: Let them be Rich. Let them be.
Tavis: My great grandpa was a quarter Jew!
*silence*
Aaron: *slaps Tavis*
Nate: Hi, Carlos.
Carlos: Hi, Nate.
Nate: I'm of a minority. Just like you.
Carlos: ariba.
*they go*

From: MyTMouseR: MyTMouseR@aol.com
*(Wondering why her parents had to rent that fucking Kevin Bacon movie...) *
asd;fkasld!! mine did too!! last night! it was horrible & they were all ah! scary! & i was all nooo..the only thing scary is seeing kevin bacon in social d & dropkick murphy's shirts...
"that was way harsh ty"
mighty mouse

**cut away to Kari and Ariel, sitting on Kari's bed**
Kari: Word.
Ariel: Umm.
Kari: Okay. I'm gonna pounce you now, and you're gonna like it. And you're gonna say my name.
Ariel: Well, then, I'm gonna get pounced, I'm gonna like it, and I'm gonna SCREAM your name. *licks his Jew lips with his Jew tongue*
Kari: *giggles, pounces Ariel* Yes, yes, you are!!!

**cut away to Tara and Tavis**
Tara: Geez. It's almost like things are back to good old times.
Tavis: *snuggles Tara* Except for the fact that Kari's got a new dude, Matt has seemed to disappear, and Dan's engaged.
Tara: Well, at least we've stayed true with each other.
Tavis: *looks off into the distance*

**cut away to Scott and Aaron**
Scott: You know, sometimes I wonder, Aaron.
Aaron: Well, yeah. You should be using that beautiful mind of yours.
Scott: *schoolgirl giggle* I mean, sometimes I wonder what it would be like if no one was gay.
Aaron: *gasp!* That would be very strange. There'd be no Big Gay Al, no Corey Feldman, no Richard Simmons...
Scott: *crying* Or David Hasslehof...
Aaron: *teary-eyed* Or you.
Scott: Oh, Aaron!
Aaron: Oh, Scott!! *pouncege*

**cut away to Carlos and Nate**
Nate: Come here, creampuff! *pounces Carlos*
Carlos: No, no, this feels wrong. *pushes Nate off his nootz*
Nate: What? Do you not love me?
Carlos: It's just... it's just... I feel like I'm forgetting someone somewhere. Someone who means the world to me. I can't quite figure out who...
Nate: What, do you want to pull your Mom into this?

**cut away to Ariel throwing edible underwear to the side**

**cut away to Nate and Carlos**
Carlos: I mean, it's... it's... MATT!!! OH MY GOD, WHERE IS HE?!?!?!?!

------------------------
~Kari

very suspensful Kari. very! but i'll take it away momentarily......
tara's in love.

From: shuckiduck: shuckiduck@aol.com
so where's the next segment, yo? you gals were on a roll and then left us hanging... i need another segment! hehe j/k...
who's going to the fullerton show? i'm going if amtrak likes me.
- - lisa!

i have thought aboot this long and hard and here's wut desicion i've come to.
i cant really think of anything random or funny enough to happen next. SO! here's wuts going down! one of you lucky ball mucher cadets will write the next segment! yes you! just write one, send it personally to ME (RockWitMe2RBF@a...) Tara with the subjectheading "BALLS" Think of it like a contest. or something....the things my laziness makes me do sometimes
:) Anygay! Have fun kids! I'll pick which one i dig most to go in. dont make them into a big mass production being all long. its just one installment. thanks!

* tara *
"and in case we break up....can i still have sex with youuuuuu?"