~Kari
("I'm white and lazy and I just don't give a damn!"- Custom Made Scare)

Tara: *sitting up in Tav Master's bunk very quickly and smacking her head on the ceiling* ouch! DARG!
Tavis: *adjusting glasses cuz you cant sleep with contacts you WHORE!* Duder! Are you ok?
Tara: *rubbing delicate forehead* fuck. yeah...i just had the wierdest dream though. it was loony.
Tavis: wacky?
Tara: nutty.
Tavis: and zaney?
Tara: word.
Tavis: tell Tavis about it.
Tara: well....it was just....fucked up. Meghan was here and she was hiccuping and Kari was speaking of no hot nooky and Dan was all wierd and like...i dont know.
Tavis: *laying on side and resting head on hand* Hmm...dont quite know what to make of that.
Tara: I can kinda feel my eye twitching....
Tavis: Too many sugar cubes. I'm telling ya, that stuff will kill you.
Tara: No.....it's not that, it's.....something more.....
Tavis: Heh.....i'm just too much for ya eh? *chuckle*
Tara: *smirk* I'm seriously man........i feel something bads gonna happen.
Tavis: But what?
Tara: I don't know...i just dont feel comfortable.
Tavis: want me to sleep by the wall?
Tara: *sigh* No....*chuckles* you're worthless. I just have bad vibes....
Tavis: well, go to sleep.
*meanwhile*
Matt: *searching through the fridge* must..........have...........SPAM........

...to be continued............obviously.......

* tara *

notify@onelist.com writes:

This is an automated email message to let you know that flamecat27@aol.com joined your BallsSQUAD community.

HEY! Let's welcome this mother!!

Hi. :) Don't be scared. WE LOVE YOU!
Tehehe...

Kari is hyper... Daaaaaa....

Our house... in the middle of the street... our house... gets hit by lots of cars...

From: Smocky Smock241@excite.com
Ok, i SUPPOSE i can be nice and welcome this wonderful person to the wonderful list... Sooooo, welcome!! I hope you have a nice time at the list that is none other than the BALLS SQUAD! Oh yes, be afraid, be VERY afraid! Anyway... I guess I'm just a little excited still. Someone wrote a bomb threat to our school... and yet they didn't tell us until AFTER they searched the building! What morons. I could be dead. Oh my gosh... I see a bright light coming towards me! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Hehe. Maybe it's just my computer screen getting brighter as I move my head toward it.

*ashley*

From: "Capt. Olly" rudeolly@home.com
Look, Kari, you can fuck with RBF's balls (heh heh heh), fine, but DON'T fuck with Madness. I'm coming down to Georgia to kick your ghetto ass...

From: KariFullOfGoo@aol.com
Hahaha!! I was just kidding! My friend had been saying that all day because I was singing Madness. I think they're damn rad. I gots ta gets a CD of theirs, though... and revist the 80's. I wish I were older :P To actually EXPERIENCE this shite the foist time around!

OHH!! And I want EVERYONE to know that TARA is the RADDEST duder on the Earth right now (Except for Robbie) for sending me the awesomeness of the TACO BELL-NESS!! Aww yeah. Now the Taco Bell dog will be my bridesmaid at my wedding. *happy sigh* Thank you SO much!!

~Kari
("She's got some BIG rasins!" ~Robbie) Teeheehee

From: RockWitMe2RBF@aol.com
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAT! you got the fugger?! YIPPEE! i was hoping it would get there on tyme! like my prom pic? ha! silly silly!

* tara *

From: "lara from the jackass penguins" rbf27@hotmail.com
my friends and i were talking about pants in school the other day and started singing "our pants, in the middle of the hallway". yeah, same sorta thing.ok, nevermind

-lara-

notify@onelist.com writes:
This is an automated email message to let you know that wjt1321@garnet.acns.fsu.edu joined your BallsSQUAD community.

ANOTHER one! Celebrate good times, come on!
Umm... let's see. The OBS site has been fairly updated. It's all... got new pictures. Tara and I are working on new thanks for the page, so I'll notify you when those are up, too. The contest is still being THOUGHT UP, and I think, that IF it happens, it will happen after my birthday, so I can have the funds to put forward to the prize (whatever it may be). So. Right. I have to take a shower to avoid disgusting smelling.
By the way, new person, I'm Kari. You should probably introduce yourself and tell everyone a little bit about yourself so you don't get mauled by some of the more vicious members of this list. Be happy. Smile. We love you.

~Kari
("Little DUNE BUGGY in the SAND... little DUNE BUGGY... in my HAAAAAAAAAND!")

From: "Thrasher" wjt1321@garnet.acns.fsu.edu
Well, I got homework to do right now so I don't have a ton of time, but I'll say a little bit. My name's John...I'm a freshman in college...I love music{of most sorts}...I'm a huge RBF fan, that's how I heard of balls{was ont he RBFMojo List when it started...still am in fact}. Just thougth I'd join cuz it's a blast. Now I gotta go do some chem cuz I have to turn it in today{yes I'm a procrastinater...so what?} John

From: KariFullOfGoo@aol.com
Woohoo!! It's a GUY! Now. Don't rush in all at once, ladies. Hahaha. No, this is pretty rad. SUPER rad in fact... (Okay, I'm way hyper). Umm. So yeah. Chemistry homework sucks booty. I'm just going to listen to Goldfinger and stall on my essay.
Umm... and... the RBFMojo list bites right about now. I'm ready to unsubscribe.

~Kari

From: BlueIvy18@aol.com
is everyone leaving cause jonny vegas or whatever left???

From: Rachel Hoover starryeyed@ameritech.net
i'm feeling it too kari...preach it sista! but like i told ryan, i'd kinda like to see it crash and burn. maybe that's just me and my psycho ways, cause you know how i'm off the deep end 'n' all, according to some people, but...i dunno. HI! to that John guy who's on here. welcome welcome!
***rachel***

From: QIKFISH10@aol.com
I don't think so. The list is starting to get boring and there aren't many RBF related topics to discuss right now. I think i'm going to stay though.
JOrdo

From: Rachel Hoover starryeyed@ameritech.net
i dunno about anyone else, but for me, that's not the main reason why i think it sucks - yeah it's bad that he left it, but if it's better for him, so be it! i'm pissed because everytime i turn around there's another fight, or someone saying things that just aren't right to me, it's so hostile now. don't get me wrong, the only reason i ever did my first post was to argue with someone because they were being mean to other people....but the point is it happens a lot lately. and the posts that we argue with aren't posts sticking up for other people, they're about attacking people. there are still some very cool people on there that i love to death, but still. maybe school's getting to everyone else too. maybe people are getting dumber. maybe my perspective's scewed. i don't know. that's just my take on it.
***rachel***

From: Rachel Hoover starryeyed@ameritech.net
look at this i'm such "the reply girl" today! but yeah i agree with you too, it does have something to do with the fact that we don't have much RBF to talk about right now. i'm staying too. just in case everyone else cool leaves, i gotta be there to put any wrongdoers back in line! yeah.
***rachel***

From: WhyDoIRockSoHard@aol.com
yes, rachel and tom are my proteges.

ryan

From: PurrOfpink@aol.com
sounds like dmb's 'nancies' list. thats annoying. i hear what your sayin.

hey kari.. guess who.. :)

From: Smocky Smock241@excite.com
Hey Johnny boy! Welcome to the list and... stuff. Eh, I'm a procrastinator too. But then I guess you could say I work well under pressure. Or something.

(long pause)

Hey, I type pretty good with gloves on.

*ashley*

From: "Thrasher" wjt1321@garnet.acns.fsu.edu
I've sat through times on the list very similar to this one, but things eventually got better. If you don't want the list til it gets better, then make it digest and just skim through the subjects and see if anything might be something you want to read. That's what I did for a while and I might do it agian if the list gets much worse....one or two emails a day isn't bad, so digest doesn't take up too much room....and don't leave Kari & Rachel and all of y'all...you guys are the best that's left. Anyways, that's my 2 cents.
John

From: Rachel Hoover starryeyed@ameritech.net
i don't mean to be ots and spread the virus but i'm so happy and right now i'd rather share on BallsSQUAD - I don't have to work today!!! yay yay yay!!! Cause it's snowing like a mofo out here!!! and it won't stop til midnight!!! i really really hate snow but today, i'm very happy cause i really didn't feel like working 3 hours today...yeah! well i'm curtailing this - i'm getting help for my mad emailing problem! j/k, hey i just thought of something; what exactly would be ON the subject for this??? hmmm... ok i'm stopping.
***rachel***

From: Rachel Hoover starryeyed@ameritech.net
aww...thanks so much. i'm not gonna leave. like i said, i gotta keep certain people in line...yeah - personally, i don't even mind all the mail. but i might consider the digest thing, you mentioned. hm.
something to consider.

From: KariFullOfGoo@aol.com
is everyone leaving cause jonny vegas or whatever left???

Nooo... it's just horrible. People are... nyah nyah... like that.
Seriously. They're just so anal... Who cares if it's not on topic or whatever, but some people can just be nice.

From: KariFullOfGoo@aol.com
In a message dated 01/19/2000 6:03:39 PM Eastern Standard Time, PurrOfpink@aol.com writes:

sounds like dmb's 'nancies' list. thats annoying. i hear what your sayin.

hey kari.. guess who.. :) Umm... oh no! It's... Gen, maybe? Either Gen or Stacey or maybe Katers (I bet it's Katers)... I dunno... me mucho confuso. But, yes, Nancies is hell... and RBFMojo is turning into a hell quite like it.
Maybe that's a sign of success? That there are so many people? I mean, if you think about it, it's just a mirror of everyday life. Nothing's ever going to be perfect. Sure, things start out with that intent. But, if you cram 200 some people onto one mailing list for years... they're going to get annoyed and irked by others. It's like, their one common interest branches out to 2387238976897236009380129370967 differences (plus one). Then things become massive arguements, just because EACH person has to have their view stated and everyone has to say it their way. Oooh. Look at me. I'm a hypocrite. I do that, as well, but WITHIN reason. It's like, the logic of RBFMojo has gone away! I hate it! GRR! I figure I'll stay, though, considering that Everything Sucks is rereleased in 6 days, RBF should head into the studios soon, and a new studio album means a new tour. The great Tony Bennett once said something like, "Once things hit rock bottom they can only get better." Hell, I'm sure someone else said it, but HEY, Tony Bennett ROCKS! Cuz I'm steppin out with my baby! Hey... I think we have like 25 members on this list now. Hahaha... it's so pitiful and small and cute. I love it! And who knows, maybe one day we'll sell out like RBFMojo! I actually think that would be fun. It'd be nice to really impact people out there. Anyway, that's MORE than my two cents.

~Kari
"If you pick up your phone, please don't call on me!"

From: "Laura Megivern" mswm@hotmail.com
hey what about me??? that's okay i'm used to not being the best......... ahem. but i digress. yeah, rbfmojo is kinda suckin' right now (there's some suckege goin' on...heh heh!)... definitely suckin'.

so anyway.... yeah....oh! i just had a really good idea for a balls story plot....ooooo! i won't say it here...but..... oooooohhhhh. good! (evil shifty eyes and fingertip-tapping goin' on right now....)

Laura

*The bois and the goils are frolicking around in the tour bus, Kari's blaring Me First and the Gimme Gimme's and singing loudly along to My Favorite Things*
Aaron: *Flips through "Gay Pride" brochure* Hmm, it's says here, *does quote things* "The state of Vermont is deciding whether or not to allow same-sex marriages. This means that, with your help, the gay pride rainbow will extend into this wonderful state of the New England region. Everyone that's a homo should move to Vermont and try to get married." Woah, dude.
Kari: You can't spell Aaron without "homo."
Tara: *giggles and spells* A-a-r-o-n-h-o-m-o.
Kari: The "homo" is silent!
Tara: DAHHAHAHAHA! *throws popcorn at Aaron* You rock, duder! I love gays! That's why I flocked to Tavis 'n' all.
Tavis: Wha? Me? Gay? No, I'm just... conserved.
Scott: Aaron, I think it's time.
Aaron: I agree.
Tara: Wut? Time to do wut? *Ears perk up* Go to Subway?
Dan: No. They's gunna get married.
Tara: *frowns* Oh, wait, that means!!... *grins* OOOH! GUNNA GET MEEEEEEEERIIIEEEEEEEEED! *squeals* At Taco Bell?
Aaron: Well, no- Kari: YES! Taco Bell it is! I'll pick out the wedding cake! I think we should fuck hot and mild and go for... oh yes... the FIRE taco sauce. *cackles evilly*
Dan: Ooh! We're gonna go to Vermont, right?
Scott: Yeah. So we can seal this love that we have for each other.
Tavis: Eww. Sick, dudes.
Dan: Can we visit this girl?... uhh... what was her name?
Kari: No, you may not visit a GIRL! Ugh. Dude. I'm right here.
Dan: No!!! She's way rad. She all interviewed me and stuff and she sent you a picture. Do you remember?
Kari: Umm... I think... Her name... Laura, maybe?
Dan: YES! She rules!
Kari: All right! We'll visit Laura's oh-so-punk-ass.
Scott: Aaron, did I ever really propose to you?
Aaron: I think so. I dunno. I just... it was when we were so... umm... orgy-friendly. And I'm not talking about the rock group. They're gay.
Matt: Well, so are you.
Tavis: But that's a different story, you see. Aaron is a homosexual. He likes Scott. Orgy are gay. They're stupid. Retarded. They can't do their makeup. And their first big hit was a cover song.
Carlos: Well, so was Save Ferris'.
Matt: If you EVER mention that band AGAIN!---
Tavis: HEY! My POINT, is that ORGY suck as in figuratively speaking.
Kari: But AARON, you see... in reality, does SUCK. WHAT he sucks is his own business.
Tara: I walked in on them sucking each other's... ears.
Dan: That's just weird.
Scott: Your mother's weird.
Tavis: KEEP THE PEACE, you guys! Let's just go to Vermont and visit Laura and have Scott and Aaron get married.
Aaron: Bus driver? Next stop... East Bumblefuck, Vermont!
Bus driver: *turning to face Aaron* East Bumblefuck, Vermont it is, sir.
Tara: *screaming* HOLY MOTHER OF MY MOTHER!!! IT'S KEVIN BACON!!!
Bus driver: *Pulls off Kevin Bacon mask* No, it's actually not.
Kari: *squeaks* It's... umm... fucking... Vince Vaughn! Aww yeah! Me suky suky for free, biznatch! Come show your pene to the MASTAH!
Dan: Wait. Disregard what she said.
Kari: But... he... it's... he had the fascination with his mother... in Psycho... and... in the bathrobe... he was sexy. *whines* Dan? Please? I'll give you a massage!!
Dan: No. And you're going to give me a massage anyway.
Bus driver (Vince): *snickers* Don't worry, I'm a good guy. We'll get you to Vermont in no time.
Tara: *scribbles in her Powerpuff Girls journal. A voice-over reads her writing* This Vince character is strange. There is something evil about his smile. Not just evil... but EEE-VIL! He is quite the sexy mother, though. I'd jump his bones pretty quickly.

~Kari
"Like the dog bite, like the bee sting, I don't feel so fukin bad!"

From: PurrOfpink@aol.com
Umm... oh no! It's... Gen, maybe? Either Gen or Stacey or maybe Katers (I bet it's Katers)... I dunno... me mucho confuso.

ahem. not katers.. Gen! mwha :) just thought i'd subscribe and see what was goin on with ya. but hell, i'll stay awhile.

ok.. well.. i've drawn a blank.. so.. yeah :)

byebye

From: "Laura Megivern" mswm@hotmail.com
hehheh! great, kari! and yes, there are lots and lots and lots of fields here...am i sensing daisy garlands in the bois' future? most of the fields have cows in them. lots and lots of cows.
Laura
(tryin' to find "east bumblefuck" on the map right now!)

From: MyTMouseR@aol.com
In a message dated 1/20/00 4:14:23 AM Eastern Standard Time, BallsSQUAD@onelist.com writes: is everyone leaving cause jonny vegas or whatever left???
riiiiight. thats exactly why i left..you got me. i wrote the list why i left if anyone cared to read it so werd. im not gonna defend my decision cause dude, it kicks booty not being on the list anymore... but i think everyone else has trashed the rbf list enuff for me too leave it alone & move onto getting yelled at by my parents cause they refuse to drive me to the other's abode for their weekend visit which is somehow my fault..er...riiight. stop, depersonalize..use fun quote.
"*insert guitar solo from 'help save the youth of america from exploding' here*" -less than jake (see that?? damn thats a fun guitar solo. everyone listen to that song. now. peace out)
mighty mouse

From: WhyDoIRockSoHard@aol.com
fuck yeah it does. oh, and yes, we all love the motley crue style finger tapping from help save.

jv

From: "little lara" rbf27@hotmail.com
hey what about me??? that's okay i'm used to not being the best......... ahem. but i digress. yeah, rbfmojo is kinda suckin' right now

i'm used to not being the best also...well not really..cuz i am the best...i even have a button that says so. anyways, now all the fun has moved from rbfmojo to this list. it's like the underground rbf list. not really, but it makes me feel cooler to be a part of something underground..ok, i'll shut up now

-lara-

From: "Thrasher" wjt1321@garnet.acns.fsu.edu
hey what about me??? that's okay i'm used to not being the best......... ahem. but i digress. yeah, rbfmojo is kinda suckin' right now

I didn't mean y'all weren't the best...I jsut mentioned 2 names cuz I was in a hurry and I'm lazy and didn't feel like typing all of the best's names.
{now how's THAT for covering my ass...pretty horrible job if I do say so myself} And I must say that I'm glad to be able to read some balls again, finally. Also, that show @ Club 513 that you were talking about earlier on rbfmojo, kari{I THINK that was you, if it wasn't and it was someone else, sorry}...I'm probably gonna go, unless my ride backs out on me{I'm going to FSU and have no car so atlanta's a bit of a ways off for me,(not gonna pay for a hotel room and I'm not riding a bus for that many hours in one night by myself, i'll get too bored} but I have a ride right now, but not a very reliable one, sadly}ANYWAYS! That's it for now.

John....wishing he had gotten back from band 5 minutes earlier cuz the girl he wants really really bad set him up on a hot blind date{now isn't THAT an annoying coincidence} but couldn't find him so found the girl another date 5 minutes before he got back.

From: RockWitMe2RBF@aol.com
hey duders! yes! Tara speaks! i say WORD to all the fuckers pissed off at RBFmojo! im quittin that shiaaaaaat! just so everyone knows. heh.

* tara *

From: "Michelle ." schell_42@hotmail.com
Hola everybody, I would have to say that that is the most messages I have seen in this list at any one given time! Something tells me that this list is picking up!
Yee-haa!
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"if I could fly high above the world, would I see a bunch of living dots spell the world stupidity? or would I see hungry lover homicides, loving brother suicides, and olly olly oxenfrees, who pickaside and hide?"-bad religion mighty mouse