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Joke Dressage Test

A Enter at ordinary serpentine.
X Sprawl. Salute.

C Stop dead. Stare in horror at Judge and shy to the left. Continue ordinary working gallop.

E Stagger left 20 or 15 or 22 meters in diameter circle of pear- shaped or five-pointed star.

K Begin to halt.
A Keep trying.
F You can do it.
B Pulley rein. Give up. Continue at out-of-hand gallop.

H Regain right stirrup. Continue ordinary trot-bouncing.

FXH Change rein, free walk loose reins. Remove horse from Judge's table. Ask Judge for leg-up. Jump back into ring.

A Turn down centre.
X Halt. Grin. Scratch. Burst into tears. Leave arena at free walk on loose rein- looser language.

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