2. I will NOT stop and poop every time I pass the same spot in the arena.
3. I will NOT leave when my rider falls off.
4. My stall is NOT my litter box. I have free access to my paddock, I will NOT go back inside to pee.
5. I will NOT roll in streams or try to roll with mum on my back.
6. I will NOT leap over large noexistent obstqacles when the whim strikes.
7. I will NOT walk faster on the way home then I did on the way out.
8. I promise NOT to swish my tail when mum is cleaning out my feet.
9. I will NOT bite my farrier's butt just because it is there.
10. I will NOT confuse my mums blonde hair for really soft hay.
11. I will NOT wipe green slime down the back of mums nice clean white blouse.
12. I will NOT blow my nose on mum.
13. I will NOT try to mooch goodies out of every human withing a 1 mile radius.
14. I will NOT lay totally flat out in the paddock with my eyes glazed over and my legs sticking out and pretend I can't hear mum screaming "ARE YOU ASLEEP??"
15. I will NOT chase ponies into the electric fence just to see if it is on.
16. I will NOT grab my lead rope in my mouth and attempt to lead myself.
17. I will NOT have an attitude problem. I won't, I won't, I won't.
18. I will NOT pull my new shoes off the very next day just to prove that I can.
19. I am neither a beaver nor a carpenter. I promise I won't eat or remodel the barn.
20. I accept that every carrot is not for me.
