| Name | Residence | Minor Concentration |
GPA (4.0 scale) |
| Bert | Behind the Piano | Cryogenics | 2.7 |
| Cheese Man | The Oven | Flintknapping | 3.0 |
| Masky | Buried under the spruce tree | Elk Breeding | 1.6 |
| Matt Hager | University of Pennsylvania | Tire Licking | 3.4 |
| Dave Roberts | Wilkes University | Underwater Sheep Shearing | 3.2 |
| Sally-May Smith | With her mommy and daddy | Alligator Exorcism | 2.7 |
| Gary | New York | Phlebotomy | 4.5 (earned honestly, I swear!) |
| Dave Wininger | Colgate University | AstroGeoPhysics | 3.2 |
| Aprin-Lynnie Caouette | Colgate University | Circus Peanut Studies | 3.1 |
| Piltdown Man | Piltdown, Sussex | Phrenology | 0.0 |
| Uncle Will | Wisconsin | Diamond Farming | 1.9 |
| Ronnie Gouger | Arizona | Vegetable Taxidermy | 3.9 |
| Bart | Mike's Room | Evil | 0.0 |
| Trevor Siegfried | Penn State | Armadillo Orienteering | 3.1 |
| Marie Livengood | Penn State Hazleton | Undeclared | 3.2 |
| Merritt Duncan | St. Louis | Breakfast Cerealogy | 3.3 |
| Dr. J. Evil | U. of Warwick | Undeclared | 2.8 |
| Terri Irving | Los Angeles | Procrastination | 3.0 |
| Frito Bandito | Corning Community College | Food Science | 3.1 |
