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Your "Employee of the Month" at the local coffee shop and you
don't even work there!
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You attend AA meetings just for the free coffee!
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Your so wired up that when you extend your arms out, your neighbors
can pick up FM radio!
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Your nervous twitch registered on the Richter scale!
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The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you!
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Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil!!
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You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse!
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You changed your last name to Maxwell, in order to have your mail box
read "Maxwell's House"!
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You can type 60 words per minute with your feet!
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Your don't sweat, you percolate!
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When someone asks How are you? Your say "good to the last drop"!
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