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1. No matter where you go...........there you are!!! 2. Everyone has a photograhpic memory!...some just don't have film. 3. Mental note too all: Don't try to confuse my knowledge with your facts. 4. I doubt....there for....I might be!! 5. We were born wet....naked....and hungry, then things got worse! 6. I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose! 7. He who dies with the most toys!....uhm....well, no matter which way you look at it.....is still dead. 8. A true friend, is someone who knows all about you....and is still your friend. 9. Everyone should go through life.....naked and laughing. (hehehe) 10. 30% of car accidents are caused by drunk drivers....hmmmmm, kinda makes your wonder about the 70% of sober ones!!! 11. In three words, I can sum up everything I 've learned about life... It-goes-on! 12. Don't drink and park......accidents cause people! 13. Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. 14. May the forces of evil, be confused on the way to your house! 15. Everybody should believe in something....I believe I'II have
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