1.     No matter where you go...........there you are!!!

2.     Everyone has a photograhpic memory!...some just 

        don't have film.

3.     Mental note too all:  Don't try to confuse my 

       knowledge with your  facts.

4.     I doubt....there for....I might be!! 

5.     We were born wet....naked....and hungry, then 

        things got worse!

6.     I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got 

        stuck in my nose!

7.     He who dies with the most toys!....uhm....well, no 

        matter which way you look at it.....is still dead.

8.     A true friend, is someone who knows all about 

        you....and is still your friend.

9.     Everyone should go through life.....naked and 

        laughing. (hehehe)

10.   30% of car accidents are caused by drunk 

        drivers....hmmmmm, kinda makes your wonder 

        about the 70% of sober ones!!!

11.   In three words, I can sum up everything I 've 

        learned about life... It-goes-on!

12.   Don't drink and park......accidents cause people!

13.   Between two evils, I always pick the one I never 

        tried before.

14.   May the forces of evil, be confused on the way to 

        your house!

15.   Everybody should believe in something....I believe 

        I'II have another drink!