10.     Your opening line is: "Sooooooo.... What's your Home Page address?"

     9.     You see a beautiful sunset and you half expect to see: "Enhanced for Netscape 7.1 

             or higher" in one of the clouds.

     8.     You are overcome with disbelief, anger and finally acceptance, when you 

             encounter a Web Page with no links. (meanwhile still trying to click on something!)

     7.     You felt driven to consult "The Cool Page of The Day," on your wedding day.

     6.     Your best friends are Woody, Mondo and Buttercup, and you have never met them.

     5.     Your driving on a dark and rainy night, when you suddenly hydroplane, sending your 

             car stretching towards a flimsy guardrail that separates you, a rocky cliff and certain 

             death, and you desperately look for the "Back" button.

     4.     You visit "The Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything" time and time again.

     3.     Your pet cat has it's own Home Page ...with a guest book!

     2.     So does your fish!

            And the number 1 sign that you have overdosed on the WWW............

     1.     When you read a magazine, you have an irresistible urge to "click" on the underlined

             passages!!