What did you have for
breakfast this morning? Eggs, bacon perhaps? Belgian waffles
or warm buttery pancakes? Perhaps it was accompanied by coffee.
Or was it...ORANGE JUICE? You murderous fiend! That's
no different than running a cute little bunny down with a Mack
Truck! You began the day by supporting the abominable deeds of
orange pickers! Oh untamable rage and fury! WHEN WILL THE
PAIN AND MADNESS END?! Long has the heart wrenching cry of the
abused orange gone unheard, even by the usually compassionate
ears of activists, busied with Afghani women and redwood trees.
Worthy causes yes, but at the expense of oranges? No longer!
The People Against Orange Abuse are now on a great crusade to
stop the violence. Every second 1154.4 oranges are abused. You
can make a difference. You can change the place of the
orange in society. You can revolutionize the world in
a way that Bill Gates only dreams of!
Anne, a fellow crusader for the oranges, has kindly offered to put our page up on her site, Casadega.com. Woohoo! Should Angelfire's headquarters be blown up in an anti-orange attack, the site will still prevail! Go to
Casadega Oranges to see the mirror site and go to Casadega to see Anne's wonderful HTML masterpeice dedicated to Tom Petty and The Heart Breakers. Interesting combination, Oranges and Heartbreaks, neh?
If you would like to
make a submission of any kind to the PAOA website, please see
the Campaign section for details.
UPDATES:
November 19 (10:22 PM)---- Once again, we've taken a disturbingly long break. I'm practicing studying-for-the-calc-and-physics-tests-I-have-tomorrow evasion. I love college. I've been puttering around, making some of the pages look a bit nicer --Pepper
April 10 (9:46 PM)---- We liiiiive! After much inactivity, and very minor orange liberations (includeing a attempted protection of a basket of oranges and many liberated oranges and bottles of orange juice) we have a new true liberation! We are back to liveing on the edge for the oranges! Go here . --Pepper
(A quick and kindly reminder:
We are happy to share images. We are happy to share info. But
if you rip us off word for word, code for code, image for image,
you die. PAOA is a group. Group = witnesses who will know if you
ripped off the page. Said group also consists of a no-longer-ex-rower,
lacrosse player {aka. runs quickly with large stick and heavy
rubber ball}, a magical dancing man and a young lady of poise
and charm who will bite you and leave a mark.
Do not abuse the oranges, and please do not plagiarize us or
flame us or spam us. We are small. We don't know why you would
do any of these things. Hell, we don't even know how you found
us. But the web designers {aka. young lady of poise and charm
who will bite you and leave a mark and the ex-rower} felt the
page would look more professional and more "we can kick
your ass" if she had what appeared to be a large amount
of copy-right information but was actually mostly just describing
the members of PAOA in long winded terms. The web mistress is
going to shut up now and go do some orangey good. Thank you.)
Thus far
people have taken up arms against orange abuse.
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