Momentary Lapse of Sanity

This guy's sarcasm could kill. Funny site.

Remember Pink Floyd's song "Comfortably Numb?" This one's for the Uncomfortably Drunk...

A small skit of what happens when Maxine becomes a rock star.

Maxine made a quiz!!: "What's Your Musical Style?"

Maxine made another quiz!!: Are You A Genius?

Clappitis forced me under threat of a noogie to draw this horrendous picture of Santa Claus.

I felt inspited to write this one about the open road

Popmetal: Wrote this one for a contest but it was too good to enter.. hehe

The Abyss: I tried writing about other stuff, but alcohol always seems to flow with me...

The Clappitis Corner

Waxxed Fantasy: Alfonzo tried to brighten up my day with this small story. Alfonzo's depressing story There's a moral lesson in this one. To my bugaboo This was written to me but is more effective on small children - I hope "If I breathe again..." Well written, wholly scary.

Slightly Modified Celebrities
The Defacing of Freddie Prinze

My ideal postcard.
Bro. Matt's jams with Judas Priest
When Maxine's appetite excedes her metablolism
Wax the Goat


Here's a madlib. Dare ya to try it.