Autobiography:

I was born in Kellogg, ID on 10/25/1981. When I was 4 my family moved to Quannah, TX, then to Apple Valley, CA when I was 6. At age 8 we moved up to Pinehurst, ID to live with my grandpa while between jobs, then in 1990 we moved to Idaho Falls, ID when I was 9, just before 5th grade.

In 1992 right before 6th grade ended my family moved to the west side of town where we still live today. School sucked for me but I learned a few things in retrospect. I was homeschooled on and off until high school so I was a frickin geek til ... well, now but *shhhh* don't tell anyone. I have a mothaf*cking image to maintain.

I graduated in '99 and worked catering for a year and a half before I got a job at Center Partners. On Christmas day of '01 I moved up to Post Falls, ID to work at CP's site up there. The first month was hell, and the rest of the time was just a bad nightmare. Just when I was starting to enjoy it I had made the decision to go to college and signed up for classes here in Idaho Falls. After 5 months of experiencing "the real world" I came back home to demote myself and take a mental vacation. I am currently enjoying the lack of responsibility like a 12 year old alcoholic who won the lottery. Fuck yeah.

My summer down here has been spent doing the bare minimum and road tripping for weekend getaways by myself, or with whoever I can con into suffering a 20 million hour car drive with this psycho music-addict self. My fall has been spent so fast I don't know what happened and I am awaiting the snow with much anxiety. I drink as often as I can (money permitting) because I am too broke to afford a vacation. Right now I am attending college and next year I am going to Cancun for spring break. Beyond that, I have no idea what is going to happen.

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