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The Goat Connection!
A while back I posted an ad in Yahoo! Personals, and although it's been a while and I have lost the original ad, I still have the responses and would like to share them with anyone who ever responded to this shit. I have conveniently left part of the Yahoo! IDs of my responses out of the responses since I don't wany any run-ins with these ppl. Did I mention that they are all from the Idaho Falls area?
But seriously, who responds to ads titled HAIRY GOAT SEEKS BALD HOMELESS MEN"???
Obviously these guys...
3/31/02 igottwhatyouwant** replied:
Got to know more about u.A fuck in the hay sounds
great.Let's get to know each other wild one.SLIM
3/31/02 I replied to his response:
Baa-a-a-a.. So like, you like rolls in hay? Farmer
Sawyer feeds me hay sometimes, but I prefer Fruit
Loops. We could get to know each other but only if
you are down for dirty manure tumbles too. I would
mud wrestle, but the only mud I have access to is my
own manure. But if it doesn't bother you, get ahold
of me and maybe Sawyer will let me out for a few hours.
I get lonely cuz it's just me and Oscar (the rooster.
. he's a pain).. but if you think pecking is kinky we
could probably bribe him with a beer or something...
Let me know.
4/1/02 igottwhatyouwant** replied to my reply:
What is this fuckin trip all about.Kinky yes u are,
weird also but interesting to.What's your favorite
position(doggie style would be my guess)?Can u handle
a black man hung like a horse or at least try to take
it all or are u just fuckin around.Barnyard bootie
turns me on so let's get it on strange one.SLIM!
4/16/02 thebest30se** replied:
unfortunately I am not a goat, I am a llama, so I
guess it just wont work out between us. Boo Hoo.
4/22/02 I replied to the previous message:
I'm kinky. You're hairy and different. Sounds like a
plan to me!
4/24/02 doitright2000** replied:
You sound like the perfect woman that I have been
looing for, if you enjoy a man that is hung like a
barnyard horse, then please get back, so we can see if
you would like too mount this horse. Ted
4/25/02 thebest30se** replied:
so your kinky? how kinky? dare i ask?
Tom
4/25/02 I replied to the desperate one in the previous message:
Actually I am just a bored girl who thought it would
be somewhat entertaining to see what kind of responses
I would get posting an ad like this. Shows you how
many people fantasize about being intimate with a goat...
geez
4/25/02 thebest30** replied:
Can't imagine how you could be bored in this town, :)
Hate to admit it, but my neighbor had a goat, named
goat and I liked it alot as a kid. In a very normal
way ONLY. don't want to let that imagination get going,
bored girl.
4/27/02 I replied to the above message:
Bored? nope. never bored. Just at work! Goats are
cool, but so are llamas. I dont really think they are
all kinky, it's just more making fun of people who do.
I mean seriously... barnyard lovin??
4/29/02 bpatil** replied:
you know, if you were actually anything like the
person you described in your ad, you'd be the perfect
chick for me!!!
5/3/02 I replied to bpatil**:
im not. im a very bored individual who would like to
chronicle all the messed up responses I get from the
people who get off on this shit.
have a nice day!
4/30/02 dbcchandl** replied:
well babe i am 24 and would love to go for a rough
tumble in the hay with you when would you like to do
it
5/3/02 I replied to dbcchandl**:
when I grow hair on my ass and sprout some hoofs we
can tumble in the hay. In all reality I did this
because the spirit of my dead grandmother told me that
if I pretend that I am short and hairy that men will
love me. Now I realize that short and hairy attracts
wierdos like you.
Have a nice life.
5/1/02 wrt88200** replied:
My feet don't stink
5/2/02 colec982** replied:
bald goat fungler looking for someone to enjoy the
finer things in life with...if your into boiled
football leather, glazed ham and aspire to be a
firetruck when you grow up then we are a match. I'm
actually a transplant from Seattle dreaming of the day
he will go back to fungle with his hairy friends.
hope to be nudgeing you with cattle prod in the near
future.
cheers!
5/15/02 picbyr** replied:
I am bald and looking for a bald girlfriend/wife. Are
you the one? Talk to you soon,Byron
5/17/02 jaythemm** replied:
This is a really nice ad, I'm in love!!!I could use a
lawn-mower... Do you like dandylion soup???? and mabey
a little wine?? You need to keep the hay out of my bed
though!!! send me a note I think I love ewe!!!
5/21/02 loverboy69834** replied:
I'm up for a roll in the hay. However, I would like to
get to know a little first. Tell me about yourself.
Include a picture if possible.
5/23/02 cybersplatterg** replied:
Sounds good to me... You can reach me at cyber*****@
hotmail.com
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