Chief Runycok

Hello DCM Brothers,
                         This here is a true story of what happened to a friend of mine. This is a cautionary tale I hope will be heeded by young and old alike. For those of you looking to regain the stamina of youth or those who just want to be a living energizer bunny. This is what he did ,what happened and where he is at today. He pounded 2 energy drinks, got a never ending hard-on, has no use of his dick.  Short and sweet. Now I will tell you the story.....
                         My buddy Ned (not real name) drank 2 MONSTER energy drinks on a Friday night. Now Monster is aptly named because it contains more Taurine( an additive that act like a Viagra) than any other energy drink. It also comes in a bigger can. The warning is not to consume more than 6 servings in a 24 hour period. well each can is 2 servings (so my buddy was on the fringe of overdosing Monster at it was )and  he had 2. That night he got a raging hard-on but did not have sex. the next morning he still had a hard-on so when he got home he whacked off to make it go down. No Luck. Later that Saturday night he still had  the hard -on. Only now it was painful. he went to the Hospital (community,1st mistake, when it comes to your Dick go to the best damn place you can get to) where the doctor told him he had three options. 1) Inject a solution to help breakup the blood clotting. 2) Cut open his dick to relieve the pressure and try to get rid of the blood or 3) do nothing and let it go down naturally. well. No matter what option he chose the doctor told him he would be impotent, he chose to go home.
                      Sunday: Ned was experiencing tremendous pain and went back to the Hospital. when there they called in the Doctor he had seen Saturday. They proceeded to operate in the E.R. . They cut around the head of hid dick and down the underside. at that point the doctor wrung his dick as if it was a rag used to wash a car. Ned said he now knows why those guys scream behind the curtains It was a pain he said he couldn't bear. Even with drugs and morphine. He was seeing Solar systems. He said between the screaming was the tears of pain that  he could not believe he was experiencing. The doctor sewed his dick back up  with 200 stitches.
                     Monday: Ned says to the doctor that his dick doesn't look to good and the doc said that it was just the after effects of the surgery. with that Ned was sent home.
                     Tuesday: Ned was experiencing pain once again in his dick and when changing his dressing noticed that the head of his dick had swollen to a pretty good size. he called the doc who told him to ice it and it would be OK. and he would see him at the scheduled Monday appointment.
                      Wednesday: Neds dick was now turning completely black and he called to tell the doc  who said that it was normal and he would see him at the scheduled Monday appointment.
                      Thursday: Ned was now in allot of pain and his dick was looking real bad so he called the doc who refused to see him. so Ned went to a urology center. One look from the doctors and they told him he was" Fucked". they said to get to Columbia Presbyterian in NYC. NOW!!!!!.One look and the doctors there got busy. and set up for operating
                     Friday: Ned went in for surgery. they slit his penis and inverted it. They removed most of the sponge us muscle that absorbs blood to give you the hard-on. they also removed most of the erectable tissue. After the operation the doctors were hoping to save enough of the dick to be able to reconstruct.
                     Saturday, Sunday, Monday and for three weeks Ned had around the clock monitoring. They had to remove dead tissue from inside his dick. This has to be done until no more tissue is dying. The at that point they know what they are dealing with. Ned said it was so bad that he wouldn't let the nurses change his daily dressings. He said the smell of rotting flesh is the most disgusting smell you could imagine the irony on that is Ned is a plumber!) especially when its your own.
                    Update: Ned is home. He lost 30 pounds from his stay in the hospital. He has a tube inserted through his stomach so he can piss into a bag.( last night at dinner he said he is getting used to it though he constantly has the urge to piss sensation. He has no use of his penis for now.  When the doctor in the ER inserted a stint through his urethra it damaged it. That is why his dick head swelled up. the piss had no where to go. eventually the pissed burst the stitches and oozed on his flesh. That was what was causing the blackness. His own piss was actually rotting his dick. They will make a new urethra from the flesh inside of his cheek. They will graft new skin for the outside of his dick(they need to find areas on the body with no hair or he will have a hairy dick!! NO LIE) and they will take muscle from the underside of his arm to try to fill in the dick. Though he will never have a natural hard-on he hopefully one day will have a member that he can piss out of and maybe one day with modern technology he will have some other usefulness. My buddy Ned is a tough cookie he will need therapy to deal with what happened and he has many surgeries ahead of him/her already has had 5).But hopefully he can be at peace with himself and live a long happy life. I think he is on his way. When the check came for the dinner me and my buddy told him it was on us and he tried to pay he replied " I lost my dick Not my job! LOL. That's Ned.

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