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ambit's
known for his sense of humor, and we wouldn't want the Gambit Group
to be any different. Check back every two weeks for a different
FUN STUFF section.
WHO
D'YOU LOVE, CHERE?
Fox
executives love to mess with fan's heads. First there was no plan to
have Gambit in any of the three X-Men movies, then he was a shoo-in
for X-2, the X-Men sequel, then Bryan Singer was struck
a sharp blow to the head and said Gambit was too much like Wolverine
to make his appearance in the movie practical. After the numerous death
threats from fangirls around the globe, Singer recanted that statement,
only to announce a few weeks later that they were dropping the Ragin'
Cajun in favor of a certain fuzzy elf. As of now the Cajun's appearance
remains a topic of debate and rumor, but we at Next X know you'll want
to be ready to pick your actor, should Bryan and the fine people at
Fox come down from whatever they're smoking. Below are the top thespians
(fancy word for overpaid pretty boys) picked by the fans to portray
Gambit. Scary, neh?
BRAD
RENFRO
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CHRIS
POTTER
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CHRISTIAN
KANE
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FREDDIE
PRINZE JR.
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Here's
a Millennial Vision for you...Gambit as a baby-faced lad in a Members-Only
jacket. |
Give
it up, people...he's the voice of Gambit. Too bad he seems to have
stolen Rogue's hairdo. |
Keep
smiling, Christian. Hopefully you'll frighten away any casting directors
who were considering you for the part. |
Freddie
reportedly turned down a part in X-2. We can all be thankful
we won't be treated to another rendition of She's All Dat. |
HARRY
CONNICK JR.
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HEATH
LEDGER
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JARED
LETO
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JEAN-CLAUDE
VAN DAMME
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Listen
up, y'all. Saying New Orleans native = Gambit is like saying Mel
Gibson = real Australian. |
Heath
Ledger is reportedly blind and deaf people's top choice for Gambit.
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Jared
has it all: the hair, the eyes, the stubble...and Sarah Michelle
Gellar's nose. |
"Bonjour,
my name is Cable...I mean Gambit...merde." |
JOHNNY
DEPP
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KEANU
REEVES
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LASH
LeROUX
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SCOTT
CAAN
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If
they gotta cast a known actor, here's Next X's choice. He's got
the hair, the eyes, the face, and Johnny's a mean one on the accents. |
He
has the look...but unfortunately Gambit isn't a thirty-something
stoner. |
Mr.
LeRoux is a pro wrestler, so at least he won't have a problem with
wearing pink tights... |
A
few months ago, there was a rumor floating around the movie sites
that our man Scott had been tapped to play Gambit. What were they
smoking, and where can we get some? |
ROY
DUPUIS
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Appearing
tonight...Jay Leno as Gambit. |
The
everpopular unknown actor. It worked for Wolverine, and Next X's
humble opinion is that Fox should get a clue and repeat their success.
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