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---- Crediting notice... Please credit the Morden utilities piece to solune@netaxs ---- >Path: vixen.cso.uiuc.edu!news.uoregon.edu!usenet.eel.ufl.edu!gatech!newsxfer.itd.umich.edu!caen!msunews!netnews.upenn.edu!netaxs.com!usenet >From: solune@netaxs.com >Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.tv.babylon5 >Subject: ANNOUNCEMENT: Morden Utilities for People (humour) >Date: 14 Jul 1995 01:42:44 GMT >Organization: Net Access - Philadelphia's Internet Connection >Lines: 154 >Message-ID: <3u4i2k$88p@netaxs.com> >Reply-To: solune@netaxs.com >NNTP-Posting-Host: slip-737.netaxs.com >X-Newsreader: IBM NewsReader/2 v1.09 Announcement: Adumbrare Software Solutions(tm) announces the Latest release of the Morden Utilities for People(tm). Although millenia old, Adumbrare Software Solutions(tm) has never settled for less in it's software - or wetware - development, and the latest release of the Morden Utilities(tm) is no exception. Built from the ground up using the latest in their patented OLDE(tm) technololgy (ominous, licentious double entendre), Morden utilities is able to give the POWER USER more flexibility in the way they control other's lives. Included in this incredible package is: Super Wipe: Completely eliminates memories from others, unlike the "Delenn" program World Wipe: decimates entire civilizations without hesitation - unlike the "Grey Council" program which has been known to lock-up at the last minute. Spy: a Rim Event monitor that alerts you to any rim trespassers. Kill: A rim event process killer (works with Spy) Beep: pseudo-nanotech that will keep your opposition guessing and the ever popular De-Frag: will undo those moments of indiscretion so that you may continue unburdened by annoying "cute" children! Plus much much more! The Morden Utilities(tm) comes with it's A.S.S.'s own Dynamic Incident Executer(tm) (DIE) to create situtions on the fly that benefit you and your kind. No more "if only I had the firepower (disease, misinformation, mind-control, organic tech, etc.) to dispose of those agrarians!" DIE will do it all for you, no questions, no hesitations, just results. Plus the interface seamlessly integrates with your enviroment, enabling availability and discretion The compleat Morden Utilites for People is a *MUST HAVE* for all aspiring leaders, and can lead to domination of the Galaxy. What's more, is the Price is Right: Free! (see below) Yes, that's right, Free. Just download the utilities from the internet, and try them out. If you don't like them, let us know - we'll get back to you. Adumbrare Software Solutions: What do you want today!(tm) ----------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------- Terms for free software: User *must* fill out registration and return to A.S.S. For you Convienience the form is included in this document. Yes!, I want the Morden Utilities for People(tm) Here is my Registration: What do you want?: _________________________________________________________________ _________________________________________________________________ _________________________________________________________________ _________________________________________________________________ _________________________________________________________________ ______________________________ That's it! (wasn't that easy!) Unlike our competitors, our advanced Registration Wizard(tm) doesn't require you to spend time filling in forms - We know where you are, and will contact you! Thanks for using A.S.S. software! What do you want today?(tm) ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------- Ask your retailer about these other great A.S.S. titles: Shadow Boxing III boxing simulator Infection: an arcade type action game game; try to beat the killer before he destroys the station! Psi-corp.: a "backroom deals" sim-strategy game. Mars Colony: Build a colony on Mars - but be careful your domes don't fall prey to "Shadows" Psi-corp or rebellion. Galactic civilizations: Need we say more? Markab Lab: beat the clock to save your civilization and learn about genetics at the same time! The Gathering: Find out who the killer is in the multi-media crystal recording mystery. A.S.S. Anti-virus package: Computer Weekly rates this package as "The oxymoron of the year!" Spell-Write: the ONLY spell-checker/dictionary/thesaurus that correctly spells "Stracynski" Windows 95 (when it ships) ----------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------- Adumbrare Software Solutions is a registered trademark of Adumbrate Corporation. Delenn and Grey Council is a registered trademark of Minbari and Associates Inc. All other names are trademarks of their respective owners. ============================================================== DISCLAIMER: The above "announcement" is humour, and IN NO WAY is indicitive of the direction of the series "Babylon 5." Any possible story ideas, either real or ficticious, are hereby relinquished to J. Micheal Stracynski and Babylonian Productions. Now, where are those Narns? Pete Back

 

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