True Life: I Was A Sailor Soldier
Interviewer: *gestures to various areas of Crystal Tokyo* A bright sunrise glows through the towers of the Crystal Palace spreading over 30th Century Crystal Tokyo. *pink haired girl falls behind him and wails* A perfectly beautiful and quiet place that the Neo Queen rules so well.
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Neo Queen Serenity: {sitting in a parlor rubbing her eyes} Mmm...I didn't expect you to be coming so early... *pushes flopped odango back* ~Neo Queen Serenity - Sailor Moon~ No, being a queen isn't easy. *laughs*
[Neo Queen Serenity: Oh...this is hard work... *eats lemon pie*]
Neo Queen Serenity: It's full of responsibility and hard tasks but I think I'm doing all right. (Grumbling heard from a black cat passing behind the camera) Oh don't pay any attention to her; she's just an old bag of fur waiting for her tuna everyday. *scowls* (pink haired girl runs behind Neo Queen Serenity knocking her over) SMALL LADY! *chases girl*
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Luna: ~Luna - Guardian~ The Queen as Sailor Moon? {sitting on the parlor table} She was known as Usagi-chan then. (Neo Queen Serenity fighting with pink haired girl) *sighs* Not much has changed since then...just more hair up there... (Neo Queen Serenity walks up from behind)
Neo Queen Serenity: Why you... *camera cuts off*
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Neo Queen Serenity: Back then, I was a good soldier. I fought well before I met up with the others. *adjusts falling crown*
Interviewer: Were you ever scared?
Neo Queen Serenity: No, never.
[Sailor Moon: MAMA! I'M SORRY I ALWAYS ATE ALL THE PIE! *wails*
Monster: *sighs* This is really degrading...]
Neo Queen Serenity: Well...maybe once in a while...
Pink Haired Girl: Hey! I'm Sailor Moon! You should be interviewing me!
Neo Queen Serenity: Small Lady! They want to talk to the once great and all-powerful Sailor Moon. *smiles in triumph*
Small Lady: Yeah..."once" is the right word...
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Sailor Mars: ~Rei Hino - Sailor Mars~ (Neo Queen Serenity and Small Lady fighting once again) Ah...Usagi-chan...she was a very special girl. She wasn't the best fighter; scared most of the time while I saved her ass; but she pulled through when we needed her...like when the rest of us were hurt...
Neo Queen Serenity: *pops up from behind* Rei-chan...
Sailor Mars: Oh...hello there your Majesty...
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Neo Queen Serenity: *sitting again* Oh, you've heard about the pen? Yes...that pen was a truly a splendid gift...and Luna just thought I was tired because I fought so much... *embarrassed giggle*
Luna: *hops onto the table* Usagi-chan....
King Endymoin: *peers at Neo Queen Serenity* Serenity...
Neo Queen Serenity: *bright red* Oh...Luna...Endymoin...hi... *waves*
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Shingo: ~Shingo - Neo Queen Serenity's Brother~ Usagi was always getting into some kind of trouble. (Neo Queen Serenity, Endymoin, and Luna fighting in the background)
Interviewer: I heard that you had a crush on Sailor Moon...meaning...you had a crush on your sister.
Shingo: *panics* What? No! I mean! I'veNEVERhadacrushonSAILORMOON...umm... *slinks out of the picture*
Interviewer: What about Sailor Mercury?
Shingo: *pops back up* AMI! WHERE? *faces camera* Oh...uh... *clears throat* Me and Ami have never been more then friends...I've always felt that way... *puffs chest*
Sailor Mercury: ~Ami Mizuno - Sailor Mercury~ Oh...hello Shingo-kun, do you know where the Queen is?
Shingo: *dreamy look* Ahh.....
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Neo Queen Serenity: *sitting again* Did I ever lose the crystal? Well...um.... *looks around* Maybe a few times...I found this plastic look a like *holds up look a like* that I used as a replacement anytime I couldn't find the real one...to fool Luna...
Luna: I was wondering why the crystal didn't emit any power on certain days...
Interviewer: What about monsters waiting for you to attack?
Neo Queen Serenity: Ah...the monsters waiting for me to attack *ignores Luna*...well...you see...my theory is that the monsters, since most of them are girls, were gay and they were mesmerized by my mini skirt flipping around. Either that or the pretty lights, it gets the idiots every time.
[Eternal Sailor Moon: *holding Eternal Tier* Ooo...look at the pretty lights... *lights bounce out of the Eternal Tier*
Monster: *comes closer to the tier* Ooo... *stares with Eternal Sailor Moon*]
Interviewer: Why didn't people recognize you out of your fuku?
Neo Queen Serenity: *chuckles, waves hand* I have no idea since I'm a natural beauty. Everyone always said how pretty Sailor Moon was, I'm shocked they didn't link it to me right away.
[Sailor Moon: *waves to the citizens and jumps away*
Citizens: Sailor Moon...she looks like Tsukino Usagi...that weird looking girl-
Luna: *takes out pen and presses a button while holding up a super model poster*
Pen: *flashes*
Citizens: Oh...that Sailor Moon is so pretty!
Luna: *snickers*]
Interviewer: Where did you hide your weapons?
Neo Queen Serenity: Well, if you look closely, you can see Luna carrying my wand in her mouth. Other times I hid them in my hair. *pats head* In reality, my head is smaller then you think. *stops* That didn't sound right...
Interviewer: Speaking of your hair...and since you have so much of it, how do you keep your hairstyle like that without giving you a headache?
Neo Queen Serenity: Well... *thinks*
Luna: Because theres nothing up there to ache. *glares at Neo Queen Serenity*
Neo Queen Serenity: Luna! If this is about the plastic crystal...
Luna: Of course its about the plastic crystal! Do you KNOW how many bad things could have happend because you lost your crystal?!?! *snarls*
Neo Queen Serenity: But Luna! Nothing bad happend! *argument begins*
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Interviewer: What do you think about the Queen always fighting?
Artemis: Well... ~Artemis - Guardian~ Um.... *looks back to see Neo Queen Serenity glaring at him* Er..I think of nothing! Nothing at all!
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Neo Queen Serenity: *sitting* Sorry about that. *smiles*
Interviewer: Did those wings on your last fuku give you any trouble?
Neo Queen Serenity: Only when I was riding on the back of Haruka's motorcycle. See...we were driving to her place because I was "injured" and the wind pushed against my wings and sent me flying backwards. Well, then I was *really* injured.
King Endymoin: Serenity...whats this about you being "injured"?
Neo Queen Serenity: *cough* Nothing dear!
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Sailor Uranus: ~Haruka Tenou - Sailor Uranus~ The Queen as Usagi-chan? She was a very cute odango... *sighs*
Sailor Neptune: ~Michiru Kaioh - Sailor Neptune~ Haruka....
Sailor Uranus: Oh! Hello there Michiru! *nervous laughter* Done with your violin practice already?
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Neo Queen Serenity: Well, it was a pleasure having you here. *Uranus is dragged off by Neptune* I hope you have enough for you segment.
Interviewer: Well, I'm interviewing everyone...
Neo Queen Serenity: *twitch* Oh...well...then....go right ahead and continue...
Interviewer: Thanks. *gets up and leaves with camera man*
Neo Queen Serenity: *sits in the parlor twitching*
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