True Life: I Was A Sailor Soldier ep 3

{King Endymoin and Elios had left the Rose Garden immediately after the camera had been shut off, the King muttering about having a talk. Small Lady is now sitting in the gazebo waiting to be interviewed.}

Interviewer: Thank you Small Lady for deciding to join us on such short notice.

Small Lady: ~Princess Lady Serenity - Sailor Chibi Moon~ It's Usagi or Lady. *huffs*

Interviewer: But your mother was called Usagi...isn't it weird to be called the same thing your mother was called?

Lady: Well...yes...but... *fidgets*

Interviewer: I understand you went back and met the past Queen, how did you guys keep from getting mixed up then?

Lady. *pause* I was called Chibi Usa then.

Interviewer: Why not Chibi Usa now?

Lady: *grimaces* Do I look "chibi" to you?

Interviewer: Well...ah...you look like a girl who had her head stuck in a cotton candy machine... *see's Small Lady clutch chair* Very lovely hair though! *nervous laughter*

Lady: *releases chair* "Chibi" means "small". And I'm not small. I'm a l-a-d-y. *puffs chest*

Interviewer: *stares at chest* Then why does the Queen call you "Small" Lady?

Lady: *fumes* Call me *Usa* and lets get on with it!

Interviewer: Alright...Usa... *cough* I've heard you were a very useless soldier.

Usa: *twitch* Where did you hear that?

Interviewer: From these four girls, they said they're very close to you. They had these weird circus hair do's. They've even seen you try to do your weak attack- which was sugar right?

Usa: *grumbles* I was NOT useless! I was just...merely in training! All soldiers had to go through training!

Interviewer: But your mother's first attack involved a high voltage tiara and yours was...sugar...

Usa: ENOUGH WITH THE SUGAR!

Interviewer: But I heard it was very good in tea...

Usa: YOU WANT SUGAR? I'LL GIVE YOU SUGAR! *jumps up* MOON STAR POWER, MAKE UP! *transforms into Sailor Chibi Moon*

Interviewer: EEP! *jumps behind chair*

Sailor Chibi Moon: *advances on the Interviewer* You're going to get your sugar now! *takes out Pink Moon Rod* PINK SUGAR! *spins around*

Interviewer: *runs off with the camera man*

Sailor Chibi Moon: *runs after them* HEART ATTACK! *blasts sugar hearts at the running men*

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Thirty Minutes Later...

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Interviewer: *hiding behind a bush* It seems that we are being hunted by a strange exotic creature- better know as the weak, powerless, sugar flinging, cotton candy head monster aka Sailor Chibi Moon. *looks around* It seems that the monster is very poor at tracking because we've been sitting here for over twenty minutes-

Sailor Chibi Moon: AAH!! THERE YOU ARE! PINK SUGAR HEART ATTACK!

Interviewer: *runs off with camera man again* CRIKEY! SHE FOUND US! *keeps yelling "crikey" while running down a hill*

Sailor Chibi Moon: GET BACK HERE!

Interviewer: AHHH! *falls down a hill* CRIIIIIIIIIKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYY!!!!

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An hour later...

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Reporter: *standing at the bottom of the hill* Hi, this is Sharon Mutchuck for Channel 25 news. It seems that an hour ago a man fell down a hill at the Crystal Palace grounds. The man lays in bad condition as EMT's continue to try and get him back up the hill to the waiting ambulances.

*camera pans to the EMT workers carring the Interviewer up the hill.*

Reporter: *watches* It seems that the 32nd time is a charm.

Interviewer: *slids off the holding board and falls down the hill* CRIKEY!

Reporter: ...maybe not... *turns back to the camera* None of the authorities is sure how this had happened. Maybe the man got lost and didn't see the decline of this steep hill. Or maybe he was being chased by a crazied dog. All that is certian is that the man was pelted with pink sugar as he laid helplessly in pain.

*Reporter touches ear*

Reporter: This just in! Shocking new evidence on how this story happened from a Camera Man following the hurt man.

[Camera Man: *picture fuzzy* BOSS! WAIT UP! I CAN'T RUN WITH THIS THING!

Interviewer: THEN SET IT DOWN! A CAMERA ISN'T WORTH OUR LIVES!

Camera Man: *sets camera down*

Camera: Two men keep running down the hill. Pink haired girl comes into view.

Chibi Moon: GET BACK HERE! *still sending out steady streams of sugar*

*crack is heard*

Interviewer: AHH! *drops from view of the camera*

Camera Man: Uh...boss? *pokes Interviewer*

Chibi Moon: YOU'RE MINE!! *cackles*

Camera Man: AHH! *runs away*

Interviewer: BOB! COME BACK! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE! *cries*

Chibi Moon: *looms over Interviewer* PINK SUGAR HEART ATTACK!

Interviewer: *pelted with sugar hearts* AHH! IT STINGS!]

Reporter: And there you have it! The man was running away from the crazed Princess Lady Serenity. If I were the Neo Queen, I'd get her daughter some help before she hits the rest of us with sugar. Back to you Dave! *camera cuts off*

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{Inside a news studio}

Dave: How disturbing! To know our own Princess caused such a horrible act!

Rachel: Oh I know! I'm scared for my children.

Dave: Let's turn back to Sharon and see how things are doing.

Camera: *cuts to Reporter covered in pink sugar*

Rachel: OH MY GOD!

Chibi Moon: *barges in* YOU'RE NEXT YOU IDIOTS WHO'VE MADE ME LOOK BAD! I'VE HEARD EVERYWORD YOU'VE SAID ABOUT ME! I AM THE QUEEN'S DAUGHTER! I AM A MOON PRINCESS! *charges* I HAVE GROWN UP! *puffs chest* PINK SUGAR HEART ATTACK!

Everyone: *stares at chest* AHH! PINK SUGAR!! *runs around chaotically*

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Serenity: *watching tv* So funny! *laughs*

Sailor Mars: *sits down next to Serenity* Turn to the news.

Serenity: Rei-chan! I'm watching something! *little animated characters bonk each other*

Sailor Mars: I thought you would have grown up by now Serenity!

Serenity: *pouts* I AM grown up! *turns to the news*

*the two women see Chibi Moon splatering pink sugar all over*

Serenity: ENDYMOIN! *runs out of the room* YOU HAVE A PROBLEM TO DEAL WITH!

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