True Life: I Was A Sailor Soldier ep 2 - Bun-chan

True Life: I Was A Sailor Soldier ep 2


By Bun-chan

Rating: PG
Disclaimer/Author's Notes: Welcome to part two! I hope this story comes out funnier then I think it is. ^^;; Woo...lava lamp... *cough* Anyway, the normal disclaimer here, you guys all know and love it. If I really did own Sailor Moon I'd have enough money to place a hot dog stand next to my lemonade stand...hmmm...
Summary: The Sailor Soldiers and friends tell about how it was to be a Sailor Soldier and where those rose petals came from. WARNING! Cheesy humor rests inside! Anime based.
Website: Writing On The Moon
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* * = Action
( ) = From the background/out of picture
~ ~ = writing on the screen
[ ] = A clip/flashback
{ } = surroundings
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Episodes:
[Sailor Moon | Tuxedo Mask | Sailor Chibi Moon | Sailor Venus | Sailor Chibi Chibi Moon | Sailor Mercury]

Interviewer: Since we left Neo Queen Serenity...twitching...in the parlor, we've joined King Endymoin out in his rose garden. *camera pans to King Endymoin playing with a fire truck toy*

King Endymoin: ~King Endymoin - Tuxedo Mask~ Optomis Prime! Transform! *various clicking noises heard from fire truck*

Interviewer: Um...King...Endymoin....?

King Endymoin: Yes? *sees camera* OH! *flings toys behind him* Yes? *cough*

Interviewer: Yes...ah...We're here to find out about your life as a Sailor Soldier... *numbly stares at the King*

King Endymoin: Well...I wasn't exactly a Sailor Soldier...

Interviewer: Oh. *blink* So...what were you?

King Endymoin: Tuxedo Mask.

Interviewer: Oh.

King Endymoin: Yeah. *silence*

Interviewer: So...

King Endymoin: Yes?

Interviewer: I've got to be going... *gets up*

King Endymoin: WAIT! I was a...Sailor...Soldier... *chokes*

Interviewer: Really? Do tell!

King Endymoin: Well, you see... *gulp*

Interviewer: Yes?

King Endymoin: A Sailor Soldier is technically a guardian...with a crystal...

Interviewer: Yes, I know that.

King Endymoin: I have a crystal.

Interviewer: For which planet?

King Endymoin: *blink* Excuse me? Did you just ask me "which planet"?

Interviewer: Yes.

King Endymoin. *steams* Earth.

Interviewer: Oh...I see...you're Sailor Earth.

King Endymoin: No, I'm Tuxedo Mask.

Interviewer: But you protect Earth...

King Endymoin: But I also hold powers related to the sun. ::Bun-chan: This is why everyone should read my other series because it explains how Mamoru has powers of Earth and the Sun. =D Sure...it wont actually explain it till the sequal to the story thats being posted but...um...go read it anyway!::

Interviewer: How is that for shameless self promotion?

Bun-chan: Shut up you! I'm not paying you for being a snot to me!

King Endymoin: It all started when my parents died in a car crash when I was six... *babbles*

Interviewer: That's really peachy there, King. But I must go interview Sailor Soldiers, hence the title of this documentry, "True Life - I Was A Sailor Soldier".

King Endymoin: But! But! I have a horse!

Interviewer: So?

King Endymoin: A flying horse!

Interviewer: So?

King Endymoin: Um...I make love to a flying horse!

[Bun-chan: Due to the graphic scenes in this clip, it will not be shown. I'd like to keep this a PG rating. *bows* Thank you.]

Interviewer: *falls over* You make love to a flying horse?

King Endymoin: Um...yeah... *squeaks* Well..the human version anyways...

[Bun-chan: Also due to the graphical scenes in this clip, it will not be shown. *hears people yelling for yaoi* Go read a freaking yaoi fic then!]

Interviewer: Human version?

King Endymoin: ELIOS! *fumbles*

Elios: ~Elios - High Priest of Elysion~ Yes Endymoin? Er...King?

Interviewer: *blink* I may have to changed the name of this documentry...

Small Lady: Elios! *runs out of the palace*

Elios: Ah! Maiden! *blushes*

[Bun-chan: Due to the graphical...normal...scenes in this clip, it wont be shown. *pushes hentai fans out of the room* IF YOU WANT HENTAI GO READ A HENTAI FIC!]

Small Lady: Elios! *hugs Elios*

King Endymoin: I think we should end this here.

Interviewer: But its getting so interesting! *visions of Oprah dance through his head*

King Endymoin: *picks up Interviewer* It. Ends. Here.

Interviewer: Okay! Okay! IT ENDS! *camera cuts off*

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