True Life: I Was A Sailor Soldier ep 4
{Another shot of Crystal Tokyo before panning to the Interviewer sitting on a beach towel next to Minako Aino next to the pool under a heating lamp. Buckets, shovels, and sand have been poured around the spot the two sit while a large beach ball is wedged between Minako's body and arm as she tries to look sexy.}
Interviewer: *narrating* After a...long...recovery...True Life: I Was A Sailor Soldier is now back into shooting; along with a NEW camera man.
(Minako: Ahem...)
Interviewer: Anyway, we are here with Miss Minako Aino, better known as Sailor Venus.
Minako: ~Minako Aino - Sailor Venus~ Hello there! *waves* I'm ready for my close up Mr. Interviewer!
Interviewer: Uh...I'm glad you are...
Minako: And I wore the most trendy thing just for this HOT occasion! *strips to reveal an orange bathing suit*
Interviewer: AHH! BLINDED! X.X
Minako: *snarls* What do you mean "blinded"? I'M THE GODDESS OF LOVE AND BEAUTY DAMMIT! All men flock to take a look at my lovely body! *winks*
Sheep: *flock in* Baaa! ~Venus!~
Minako: *steams* Not SHEEP, MEN.
Sheep: *storm out* BAAAAAAAAAA!! ~WE'RE GOING TO SEE REI!~
Minako: *huffs* Fine! Not like sheep know true beauty when it poses in front of them. *poses*
Men: *run in* We heard Rei is here!
Minako: *pulls hair* REI-CHAN ISN'T HERE! *hops between the men* But there is little ol' me. *wink*
Men: Uh...We've got to...uh..mow the lawn...uh... *run off*
Minako: *curses* Obviously those men are BLIND. *sits back down*
Interviewer: Um...could we get on with it?
Minako: *puffs* Alright. *tries to cross legs suductivly* Continue.
Interviewer: *sighs* Tell me, since you are the Goddess of Love and Beauty, why is Rei prettier then you?
Minako: *twitch* Say what? *twitch*
Interviewer: I mean, Rei has this beautiful long black hair and gorgeous violet eyes... *sighs*
Minako: *twitch*
Interviewer: And you, no offense, but you are just a typical blue eyed blonde.
Minako: *grips chair* But Rei-chan has a temper while I DO NOT.
Interviewer: *gulps*
Minako: *breaths fire*
Interviewer: Well...I was just wondering...and I'm sure the public is wondering...it was the number one rated question in our polls...
Minako: *twitch* It was?
Interviewer: *nod*
Minako: *falls*
Camera Man: Hey boss? Haven't you learned *not* to anger girls?
Interviewer: Well...the truth hurts.
Minako: VENUS CRYSTAL POWER, MAKE UP!
Interviewer: Oh god... *runs*
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Reporter: *standing in palace gym* Hi, this is Sharon Mutchuck for Channel 25 news. It seems that another brutal attack has happened at the palace. It has only been a mere fifteen days since the last attack. However, It wasn't the princess this time.
[Usa: *sitting in cell* I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!! PINK SUGAR HEART ATTACK! *hearts bounce off wall and hit Usa*
Usa: *falls over*]
Reporter: Although, this attack involves the same victim who they are now trying to get down from the ceiling of the palace gym. *walks inside the gym*
Interviewer: *sobs* GET ME DOWN!
Reporter: When the police first arived, from recieving calls of local disturbance, they found Sailor Venus, leader of Neo Queen Serenity's guardians, smacking volley balls across the set up net trying to hit the poor man. It seems the camera has also picked this up.
[Camera Footage:
Sailor Venus: HAHA! *smacks ball*
Interviewer: *hit with ball* ROB! DO SOMETHING!
Camera Man: Now boss, you told me to never to do anything but film.
Sailor Venus: BWAHAHA! *hits another ball*
Interviewer: *knocked back* FORGET WHAT I TOLD YOU!
Camera Man: But boss...
Interviewer: I MEAN IT! *smacked with another ball*
Camera Man: Oh, alright... *sets camera down*
Sailor Venus: HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEE *knocks camera out of view*]
Reporter: We are unsure of why Sailor Venus became so hostile but we are aware that the police are after her, DO NOT PANIC. The authorities are still unsure of where Rob the camera man was hidden.
Interviewer: JUT GET ME DOWN! *love chain short circuts* o_____o AHHHHHHH!
*SMACK*
Reporter: Back to you!
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John: It seems that Crystal Tokyo is becoming more unsafe every month. We know have word that the police have found Sailor Venus. The chase is on!
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[Police Camera:
Sailor Venus: VENUS LOVE ME CHAIN! *swinging like Spider Man*
Police: *in helicopter* Please come down with your hands up!
Sailor Venus: NEVER!! *swings off*
Police: AFTER HER!
Sailor Venus: YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME!!! AHAHAAAA!! I AM SUPER MAN!! *lets go of chain*
Police: *watch*
Sailor Venus: AHHAHAAA!! *falls*
*SMACK*
Police: Well...that's one way to stop...
Sailor Venus: *lands in the street*
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Police Officer: Perhaps you two can keep each other company. *throws Venus in with Chibi Moon*
Sailor Venus: *crouches in corner* I am prettier then Rei...I am prettier then Rei...
Chibi Moon: You just keep telling yourself that.... *fires pink sugar at herself*
Sailor Venus: *grumbles* I know what you hide under your Sailor Suit...
Chibi Moon: *fires pink sugar at Venus*
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