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I have collected a few arcane or simply interesting documents on the web and present them here.

The Principia Discordia

This electronic version of the fabled text of Malaclypse the Younger is a huge file, and will take a moment to load in the new window that will open.

At this time the internal links in the document do not work. Eris at her best, I suppose.

The Principia Discordia

The Coffee Protocols

Document from a working group for the the hypertransmission of caffiene.

Abstract: This document describes HTCPCP, a protocol for controlling, monitoring, and diagnosing coffee pots.

The Coffee Protocols

The First Page on the World Wide Web

(One of the first pages, anyway)

As provided by Tim Berners-Lee:

In The Beginning

And The Last Page on the Internet

It all has to end somewhere.

The Last Page

Sound Clips

Here are a few interesting clips I have found.

Just in case you are sleeping too well at night, here is the master to keep you awake and alert. Better lay in some fresh garlic, a mirror, and crucifix just to be on the safe side.

Even more terrifying, the characteristic call of a valley girl.

Calm down with some nice conga drums.

Just to make sure you are all right,when is the last time you heard the lion sleeps tonight? I'll bet is has been too long. This is the full song, in mono, and is 450kb, so might take a few moments to load. Go ahead and save a copy, and play it. Have some warm milk. It's all right.

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